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10-14-2005, 07:13 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by baltassoc
I believe there's already a line for that honor, just waiting to become public.
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Ssshh. I don't think that Mr Man is quite ready for it to leak out at we are seeing each other. |
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10-14-2005, 07:36 PM
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#4127
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well, since I see gigantic horse dicks on a regular basis, they're a good point of reference to me....but I'll refrain from telling you about the task of horsey sheath cleaning. Fun times.
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Speaking of, I was talking to a guy who had seen the video of the guy in Chehalis whose colon was perforated by that horse dick - and he filmed it. You all remember that story right? Well this guy tells me that he's seen some disturbing things in his life, but this, by far, was the most disturbing thing he'd ever seen. He had no idea that horse dicks were so huge, and that he was impressed that this guy had taken so much of it before he died.
EOS.
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10-14-2005, 07:51 PM
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#4128
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Nice!
Who is in Hawaii today?
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10-14-2005, 07:53 PM
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#4129
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ssshh. I don't think that Mr Man is quite ready for it to leak out at we are seeing each other.
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Do I sense that I will be soon be freeing up more space for guitars back at the pad? Maybe I could house the masseuse of Mr. J.D. Fortune. |
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10-14-2005, 07:58 PM
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#4130
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Ate to be precise. 8 horses.
We...humanity.
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Roasts, chops, or burgers?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-14-2005, 09:05 PM
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#4131
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Do I sense that I will be soon be freeing up more space for guitars back at the pad? Maybe I could house the masseuse of Mr. J.D. Fortune.
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I would imagine a big baller like you would have a big collection already, and perhaps a Variax 700 in the closet.
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10-15-2005, 12:24 AM
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#4132
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Philadelphia - opera scenes
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There wasn't a single goddamn thing about this movie that was good except the fact it was about AIDS. Using the Roger Ebert rule that what matters is not what the movie is about, but how it is about that thing, this movie is the Worst. Movie. Ever. |
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10-15-2005, 12:54 AM
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#4133
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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return of GA polling?
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, Captain von Trapp may have been a hero, but he was Not Bright. Evidence: (a) the Baroness was much hotter than the would-be nun; (b) He lives in the middle of the Alps, yet is a naval officer. WTF?
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(a) Nuns give way better head;
(b) Think about it, striver. |
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10-15-2005, 10:23 AM
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#4134
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
the guy in Chehalis whose colon was perforated by that horse dick ... this guy had taken so much of it before he died.
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Goetse coulda taken it all. AND lived. |
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10-15-2005, 12:42 PM
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#4135
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Awesome!
This seems like a great opportunity now that I'm not practicing law. ~TL
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10-15-2005, 12:46 PM
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#4136
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well, since I see gigantic horse dicks on a regular basis, they're a good point of reference to me....but I'll refrain from telling you about the task of horsey sheath cleaning. Fun times.
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The collected resin tastes like blue cheese. Its a cowboy delicacy.
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10-15-2005, 01:16 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The collected resin tastes like blue cheese. Its a cowboy delicacy.
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Fag.
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10-15-2005, 01:24 PM
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#4138
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Fag.
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Fag? You're at work on a Satur...
Fuck. Wait a minute.
Shit. I slept in the office again. Motherf...
Oh, and I've soiled myself as well.
There is no God.
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10-15-2005, 01:29 PM
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#4139
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fag? You're at work on a Satur...
Fuck. Wait a minute.
Shit. I slept in the office again. Motherf...
Oh, and I've soiled myself as well.
There is no God.
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WTF? You don't bill. Why are you working?
I, on the other hand, would rather be dead. I hate you, work.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-15-2005, 01:36 PM
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#4140
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
WTF? You don't bill. Why are you working?
I, on the other hand, would rather be dead. I hate you, work.
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Ha. You think its that easy, don't you? I have to actually win the motherfuckers.
ETA: Just scan some boxes and give yourself a 1.2 for doc review. Then throw together two boilerplate motions and give yourself a pair of 1.4s for motion prep. Thats a fair Saturday.
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