Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It counts as a hell of a lot better story than FbA's. So far, at least.

Concur.

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In further proof of the adage that there hasn't been an attractive Con Law plaintiff since Dred Scott, the guy who lost the informational stop DUI case before the Supreme Court last week got sentenced for another DUI he committed in the meantime. {Chicago Sun-Times.}

In other Supreme Court hilarity, the guy who couldn't remember Justice Ginsburg's name during oral argument gets his comeuppance. {NY Lawyer.}

Oh, and a Dewey Ballantine partner just embroiled his firm in an Asian racism scandal. Again. {NY Law Journal --- warning: contains Morrisettian use of term "ironic" by BIGLAW partner.}

And this he knows
His posts to help you grow
What a boon it is to read him
Learn more every day
Into a smarter place
With his posts he said
He said

Hey Pai, Hey Pai, Hey Pai, you ignorant ho {3x}

Pedantic, pedantic, pedantic
A big big bore
Pedantic, pedantic, pedantic
A big big bore

Things to teach there are
What a big blackboard
Jesus ate lots of rice
Want to make the FB a smarter place
To say asian fetish is to dehumanize

Hey Pai, Hey Pai, Hey Pai, pass the 8 ball {3x}

Pedantic, pedantic, pedantic
A big big bore
Pedantic, pedantic, pedantic
A bdantic, pedantic, pedantic
A big big bore

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And when is it OK to wear a velour tracksuit outside of the house?

When your name is Paulie Walnuts or Sadie Hyman. And either way, you have to be well into your 60s

(vomit bucket, indeed!)

I got my MOC and must give a shoutout to RT for her kind gift. Orgasmic!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So what would your fashion advice be if consulted by a cougar?

Cougars need clothes, too, don't they?

Yes, but only in short bursts.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So you are saying I should go with purple?

And velvet.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's probably why she dreams at night about fucking Thurgreed.

Awwww, wonk. I'm sorry. I bet she wouldn't have mentioned it if she knew your face would end up looking like this:



TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I know you like to tease, but sometimes I wonder if you realize how hurtful you can be. ... And so you know, the image is of my grandfather, who passed recently.

How'd you photoshop out the casket lining in the background?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You feel I need to enhance my reputation on the FB? For what? Being stodgy and refusing to give any exact details on my sex life despite begging to the contrary?

Ok, lets see. Sometimes, lesbians, when they have sex, they use toys ok? And there are, in fact, lesbians who enjoy having anal sex (strange but true I know.) A dear friend of mine, who is, not surprisingly, a lesbian, decided to tell me recently about an experience she had that was new to her and I will, for your sick little minds, retell it here.

Leagl, she said to me, I had the most amazing sex last night with so and so (so and so being someone I know as well who has a reputation for bedding most everything that is female and moves.) Leagl, she said to me, I must have had 5 or 6 orgasms in the space of a few minutes, it was amazing. My curiosity peaked I inquired as to the technique that caused this result. (This is of course not a quote but a summary. There were many hand gestures involved, alas I cannot possibly reconstruct those here.)

Well, rather breathlessly, she said, we were in bed, and I had gone down on her and we were just sort of laying there catching our breath when she asked me if I was interested in trying something different. Of course, knowing her reputation for being amazing in bed, I was willing to try almost anything she could think of, so I said sure. She got up (Leagl you think her ass looks good in jeans? I have to tell you, naked - even better) and went to one of her drawers and pulled out two items. One it turned out, was a vibrator, the other was a dildo. She greased them both up, put one in my pussy (the vibrator) and the other one in my ass (the dildo.) She then proceeded to, at varying speeds, fuck me with both of them. OH MY GOD, it was amazing. You should try it. Really. No. Stop laughing at me Leagl. You are such a fucking bitch.

So there you go. Sebbie asked if we knew someone, I said I did, because, in fact, I did. Though I don't know if it counts as old school.

No, that ain't old school... but its WAY better than old school. Two chicks going at it is miles more interesting than two dudes slapping balls while double teaming a girl.

[robustpuppy]

Paigow, for me and any others with slow brains this morning (which for me is already a total clusterfuck, and not in the good way) please indicate the melody for your latest song parody.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Paigow, quit agonizing over the future. Just pull the trigger on mailing the invitations, and go buy a dress. Sebastian also has problems being a lawyer, and you're able to not buy into that.

Hank,

Repost this in English.

Thanks,
SD

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I wonder if Mrs. Fly ever gets tired of fucking Mr. Fly. Does Mr. Fly have a sellby date that forces Mrs. Fly to phone it in to keep her from spinsterhood?

Depends on how bad she wants maggots.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Paigow, for me and any others with slow brains this morning (which for me is already a total clusterfuck, and not in the good way) please indicate the melody for your latest song parody.

its not slowness if you dont know the tune. tune is Gigantic.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I know you like to tease, but sometimes I wonder if you realize how hurtful you can be. An avatar choice, at least a wise one, is a deeply thought out personal choice. There is typically alot of personal, and sometimes emotional committment to the choice. Your repeated attacks on my avatar hurt, this is not constructive criticism. Your's is simply unfounded criticism; I suppose you do it to give a laugh to the others, but realize that here you cause only bewilderment and insecurity. I am hurt.
And so you know, the image is of my grandfather, who passed recently.

Grandfather? So, when you were going through his belongings after he passed, did you determine what size ball gag he liked used on him while the giant dildo was being thrust up his ass?

Christ. Someone review and revise the above. It's not even close to being up to standard, but maybe you can work with the theme. I was trying to work in the lesbian dp story but obviously it's not working.

[robustpuppy]

Looks like Cathy is going to settle:

Strip's Creator Mum on 'Cathy' Proposal

The Associated Press
Thursday, January 29, 2004; 2:07 AM

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - For 27 years, funny page fans in more than 1,400 newspapers have read along as "Cathy," of the same-named strip, navigated her life as a single career woman.

Will Valentine's Day put her in the married ranks?

Universal Press Syndicate, which distributes the strip, announced Wednesday that the Feb. 14 edition of the cartoon will feature a proposal from Cathy's on-again, off-again boyfriend, Irving.

The strip's creator, Cathy Guisewite, hasn't said if Cathy will accept. But a press release from Universal Press promises "a comic and societal milestone."

"Cathy" was one of the first strips in mainstream newspapers to be drawn by a woman and feature a single working woman as its main character.

"Milestone" is a bit of an overstatement, unless Cathy ditches Irving to discover the joys of dp with a well-equipt lesbian.