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[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
SS is obsessed with razors? Vibrating ones?

How was that not included in the dossier? (Someone has some 'splainin' to do.)

If you can't remember salient details about your internet boyfriend, I'm not going to help you.

(Meow!)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This from a friend:

Did she also go for the anal bleaching? Its all the rage.

I shit you not.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did she also go for the anal bleaching? Its all the rage.

I shit you not.

Rage would be my reaction if someone tried to bleach my anus. And the "shit you not" part, that was an unintentional pun, right?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did she also go for the anal bleaching? Its all the rage.

I shit you not.

Was there something about my friend's message that made you wonder about it? Some subtext suggesting anal vanity?

I think the laser treatment was a gift from her intended, although it was something she wanted. I don't get a rimmer vibe from the guy, though, so I really doubt either would buy it as an add-on.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
SS is obsessed with razors? Vibrating ones?

How was that not included in the dossier? (Someone has some 'splainin' to do.)

You didn't read it, did you? You had your secretary read it and type you up a summary? And she's at least as dumb as I am.

It's right there, on page 4, in the footnotes. Always read the footnotes.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You didn't read it, did you? You had your secretary read it and type you up a summary? And she's at least as dumb as I am.

It's right there, on page 4, in the footnotes. Always read the footnotes.

Correct as usual.


For future reference, I will be keeping all further intelligence on SS to myself, so you can close his file. In fact, just send it over.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Was there something about my friend's message that made you wonder about it? Some subtext suggesting anal vanity?

I think the laser treatment was a gift from her intended, although it was something she wanted. I don't get a rimmer vibe from the guy, though, so I really doubt either would buy it as an add-on.

You don’t need to be a rimmer/rimmee to value a deforested ass.

It was the color contrast comment that tripped my brain to recall the anal bleaching fad. I think that’s the one thing you lose when you go totally bald. Sometimes, in the right light, the contrast of conservative pubes against skin looks cool.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sometimes, in the right light, the contrast of conservative pubes against skin looks cool.

Two questions:

1. What the hell does "conservative pubes" mean?

2. Against skin? What else would it be against?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You don’t need to be a rimmer/rimmee to value a deforested ass.

It was the color contrast comment that tripped my brain to recall the anal bleaching fad. I think that’s the one thing you lose when you go totally bald. Sometimes, in the right light, the contrast of conservative pubes against skin looks cool.

Deforested is one thing, bleached is something else entirely.

Believe me, many of us have vivid memories of the ass forest discussion for which I think the board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct in saying you and not the local authorities were largely responsible, and thus we can easily understand the value of keeping things landscaped.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
Two questions:

1. What the hell does "conservative pubes" mean?

2. Against skin? What else would it be against?

1. Well manicured... Impeccably groomed... not 70s style disco mitt.

2. True. But what I was zeroing in on was the way well groomed pubes can be interesting to the eye. Perhaps its conditioning - I grew up associating pubes with good times. You see them, and you know its going to be a good next few hours.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
It was. What do I win?

Just my heartfelt thanks for playing.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Well manicured... Impeccably groomed... not 70s style disco mitt.

I get the impression that you seem to think that the only reason one goes to laser hair removal is to become completely bald. One typically goes only to get rid of the stuff that one spends countless hours waxing and shaving - hours that could be spent on exciting things, like reading, or fucking, or doing crossword puzzles.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you can't remember salient details about your internet boyfriend, I'm not going to help you.

(Meow!)

I wouldn't call that salient.

(in the grand scheme of things)

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hours that could be spent on exciting things, like reading, or fucking, or doing crossword puzzles.

Or all three at once. (Didn't Costanza hit a trifecta of sorts with another combination?)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
I wouldn't call that salient.

(in the grand scheme of things)

Brrrr. Cold.