Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
No, sorry. It is BikeRunInCombination, i.e. a bike workout immediately followed by a run workout. (liberally, as related to triathlon, it could also be a swim-bike or swim-run workout, despite the acronym incongruity).

Notwithstandign that, once, about a year ago, when running, I ran by a parked car (on a public street) whcih contained a guy getting a blowjob from what looked like a hooker. I stopped, briefly, and dogged them.

I saw a guy getting road head in a little Honda Civic on the way back from college.

[robustpuppy]

Best line from this clip

"Could you imagine .. how many people would try to go back and change ... shit?"

Spree: utterly cringeworthy Britney footage.

And this made me wonder whether ppnyc was Lindsay Lohan's on-set English tutor:

It's "disgusting what these g-d damn people are doing to me," she wrote to Hilton. "As well as the people in my life that I work with/for. It's vulgar and I'm saddened for myself. And, ANY of those willing to fall into judging me in any way in the future or past, can watch the video tapes that these men/women take of me while they are being invasive towards my DAY off�Which I never have anymore."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060806/en_celeb_eo/19689

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Best line from this clip

"Could you imagine .. how many people would try to go back and change ... shit?"

Spree: utterly cringeworthy Britney footage.

Not.even.close.

The best line from the video is Britney asking, in all seriousness "is Back to the Future real?"

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think you can "dog" someone in your own house.

Once, back in the day, whilst hosting a bachelor party at my house in DC, several drunken friends and I busted into one of my roommates' bedrooms and witnessed one of the groomsmen-to-be getting some heavy grindin', reverse cow-girl style, from one of the strippers. We jeered them and took some pictures.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I saw a guy getting road head in a little Honda Civic on the way back from college.

So your buddy made you drive while he get head in the backseat? Did you at least get a reacharound.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Best line from this clip

"Could you imagine .. how many people would try to go back and change ... shit?"

Spree: utterly cringeworthy Britney footage.

And this made me wonder whether ppnyc was Lindsay Lohan's on-set English tutor:

It's "disgusting what these g-d damn people are doing to me," she wrote to Hilton. "As well as the people in my life that I work with/for. It's vulgar and I'm saddened for myself. And, ANY of those willing to fall into judging me in any way in the future or past, can watch the video tapes that these men/women take of me while they are being invasive towards my DAY off�Which I never have anymore."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060806/en_celeb_eo/19689

I am *SO* over LiLo.

[Penske_Account]

Just to update, it is now day 20 of my Sbux boycott. things are going well.

To Howard Schultz, if he is reading this, "Fuck you, douchebag@!@. Keep your greasy paws out of my pocket, you greedy socialist billionaire arsehole"

Related to the above, a conundrum for y'all:

I am now getting my morning triple espresso at Tully's, which is good and bad. Good because I like its coffee better, bad because its all the way over on the other side of the building, so its an extra 5 minutes or so out of my busy uber-important life every day. Query, on the second day I went there, the barista calls out to me "Penske, what's up, triple espresso?" I looked around to see if he was talking to another Penske, but turns out it was me he was talking to. I was sort of surprised that he remembered my drink and name, as I had only been in this place once and had not done anything memorable in my one visit. I am wondering if this guy might be digging my scene, iykwim, nttawwt. Should I perhaps pull him aside and let him know I don't roll like that, sts, to avoid any painful heart ache later on. I don't want to lead the poor bastard on, otoh I don't want him adulterating my coffee if he feels snubbed, and I have no other espresso options in my building. ??????????????

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Once, back in the day, whilst hosting a bachelor party at my house in DC, several drunken friends and I busted into one of my roommates' bedrooms and witnessed one of the groomsmen-to-be getting some heavy grindin', reverse cow-girl style, from one of the strippers. We jeered them and took some pictures.

You keep your all-male bukkake/dogging stories to yourself.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Penske_Account

I am now getting my morning triple espresso at Tully's, which is good and bad. Good because I like its coffee better, bad because its all the way over on the other side of the building, so its an extra 5 minutes or so out of my busy uber-important life every day. Query, on the second day I went there, the barista calls out to me "Penske, what's up, triple espresso?" I looked around to see if he was talking to another Penske, but turns out it was me he was talking to. I was sort of surprised that he remembered my drink and name, as I had only been in this place once and had not done anything memorable in my one visit. I am wondering if this guy might be digging my scene, iykwim, nttawwt. Should I perhaps pull him aside and let him know I don't roll like that, sts, to avoid any painful heart ache later on. I don't want to lead the poor bastard on, otoh I don't want him adulterating my coffee if he feels snubbed, and I have no other espresso options in my building. ??????????????

No, no, no. Gay is the new black, sts. Have a little dalliance. He won't get attached, because not getting attached is the new gray, as it were. So it's win/win. Fun for him, trying something new and exciting for you, and good times at the coffee shop all around.

I am glad I got back from vacation in time to help you out like this.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No, no, no. Gay is the new black, sts. Have a little dalliance. He won't get attached, because not getting attached is the new gray, as it were. So it's win/win. Fun for him, trying something new and exciting for you, and good times at the coffee shop all around.

I am glad I got back from vacation in time to help you out like this.

If gay is the new black, will bi be the new winter white after Labor Day?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You keep your all-male bukkake/dogging stories to yourself.

the "cow-girl" reference was meant to accurately indicate the stripper was a chick. And no dogging bukkake for me, I was saving myself for the stripper's friend, the second half of the muff-bumping lady-loving-lesbo stripper act. We blew the popstand that was that b-party to head over to my pied-a-terre condo for a little after hours partying, iykwim. FWIW, it was her pro-bono work-I don't pay for "it".

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
the "cow-girl" reference was meant to accurately indicate the stripper was a chick. And no dogging bukkake for me, I was saving myself for the stripper's friend, the second half of the muff-bumping lady-loving-lesbo stripper act. We blew the popstand that was that b-party to head over to my pied-a-terre condo for a little after hours partying, iykwim. FWIW, it was her pro-bono work-I don't pay for "it".

You never struck me as a "pay for it" type o guy. FWIW, NTTAWWT.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No, no, no. Gay is the new black, sts. Have a little dalliance. He won't get attached, because not getting attached is the new gray, as it were. So it's win/win. Fun for him, trying something new and exciting for you, and good times at the coffee shop all around.

I am glad I got back from vacation in time to help you out like this.

I will cogitate on this, sts, but as always your cutting-edge advise is greatly appreciated.

One follow up query, what would such a dalliance do to my current "gay vague" affectation? Would I be blurring the already blurred lines?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
FWIW, it was her pro-bono work-I don't pay for "it".

Neither do I. It's called not banging strippers. Because to bang a stripper, you're paying for it.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I will cogitate on this, sts, but as always your cutting-edge advise is greatly appreciated.

One follow up query, what would such a dalliance do to my current "gay vague" affectation? Would I be blurring the already blurred lines?

Nope, simply modified metrosexual.