A frolic in Cambodia

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
In fact, one time a Puerto Rican woman started speaking spanish to me and when I said in my pretty authentic puerto rican accent, "No habla español," she looked at me and said, "See? You speakeh spanish! Don't deny your heritage!"

You're sooooooo fucking cool!

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
... and when I was younger looked like I could be Puerto Rican or Dominican or whatever

You still do, Big Pun.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by mmm3587
You're giving me a soccerection.

I don't think he got one.

First boob grab - (Hmmm, THAT's never happened before.)
Second boob grab - Stay away from second base!
Third boob grab - Do it again and I'll grab something of yours, buddy.
Fourth boob grab - I 'missed' and kicked his ankle. Hard.

And I wonder why I'm single.

Was he really just flirting with me (none of my female teammates experienced the boob grab)? Should I have handled the situation differently? He wasn't really my type, but I suppose I could have used him for 'practice'.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I don't think he got one.

First boob grab - (Hmmm, THAT's never happened before.)
Second boob grab - Stay away from second base!
Third boob grab - Do it again and I'll grab something of yours, buddy.
Fourth boob grab - I 'missed' and kicked his ankle. Hard.

And I wonder why I'm single.

Was he really just flirting with me (none of my female teammates experienced the boob grab)? Should I have handled the situation differently? He wasn't really my type, but I suppose I could have used him for 'practice'.

What can I say, I'm kinda shy. BTW, nice nips.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Oooh, burn. Says more about the size of your asshole than anything, though. Fatty.

eta: It's Friday somewhere. England at least.

I would think that if I were really fat, the volume of the fat would make the orifices smaller.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
What can I say, I'm kinda shy. BTW, nice nips.

Why thank you. (blush)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Why thank you. (blush)

Anne, babe, you are depressing the crap out of me. Have some standards!

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Anne, babe, you are depressing the crap out of me. Have some standards!

I'm not your "babe"!

(how's that?)

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think that if I were really fat, the volume of the fat would make the orifices smaller.

The switching between the present and the conditional on this subject gives/would give me a headache.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Anne, babe, you are depressing the crap out of me.

Depressing? What if someone took you on a date to a place that served nothing but cereal?
All-cereal restaurant opens in Philadelphia
Sit-down cafe features servers dressed in pajamas.
Behind glass-door kitchen-style cabinets at Cereality are 30 varieties of brand-name cold cereal. Customers order from “cereologists,” whose most popular mix is two 8-ounce scoops with one of 36 toppings, plus regular, flavored or soy milk for $2.95.
Cereality also offers its own combos with names reminiscent of Ben and Jerry’s ice creams. John Merz, a 27-year-old Penn employee, was bowled over by Devil Made Me Do It — an ambrosial elixir of Cocoa Puffs, Lucky Charms, chocolate crunchies and malt balls, topped with milk.
“I think this would be a good place for a date,” she said. “You could learn a lot about a person by what cereal they choose.”

I think you could learn a lot about a person who takes you to a cereal bar for a date.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
The switching between the present and the conditional on this subject gives/would give me a headache.

I didn't see any present. I think "make" is future. Sort of.

Now I have a headache.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'm not your "babe"!

(how's that?)

4/10. If you had said, "My name ain't "babe," it's Anne, Miss Elk if you're a soccer-playing boob-grabber" you could have gotten a higher score.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Depressing? What if someone took you on a date to a place that served nothing but cereal?
All-cereal restaurant opens in Philadelphia
Sit-down cafe features servers dressed in pajamas.
Behind glass-door kitchen-style cabinets at Cereality are 30 varieties of brand-name cold cereal. Customers order from “cereologists,” whose most popular mix is two 8-ounce scoops with one of 36 toppings, plus regular, flavored or soy milk for $2.95.
Cereality also offers its own combos with names reminiscent of Ben and Jerry’s ice creams. John Merz, a 27-year-old Penn employee, was bowled over by Devil Made Me Do It — an ambrosial elixir of Cocoa Puffs, Lucky Charms, chocolate crunchies and malt balls, topped with milk.
“I think this would be a good place for a date,” she said. “You could learn a lot about a person by what cereal they choose.”

I think you could learn a lot about a person who takes you to a cereal bar for a date.

I would be OK with it. Who are you, Not Me?

ETA now I want Quaker 100% Natural full of fat and sugar for dinner, not the dinner out I'm supposed to have. I suppose it would be rude to cancel this late.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's job 1.

No, the TL is a big fat expensive Accord. The RL is actually pretty nice.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Depressing? What if someone took you on a date to a place that served nothing but cereal?
All-cereal restaurant opens in Philadelphia
Sit-down cafe features servers dressed in pajamas.
Behind glass-door kitchen-style cabinets at Cereality are 30 varieties of brand-name cold cereal. Customers order from “cereologists,” whose most popular mix is two 8-ounce scoops with one of 36 toppings, plus regular, flavored or soy milk for $2.95.
Cereality also offers its own combos with names reminiscent of Ben and Jerry’s ice creams. John Merz, a 27-year-old Penn employee, was bowled over by Devil Made Me Do It — an ambrosial elixir of Cocoa Puffs, Lucky Charms, chocolate crunchies and malt balls, topped with milk.
“I think this would be a good place for a date,” she said. “You could learn a lot about a person by what cereal they choose.”

I think you could learn a lot about a person who takes you to a cereal bar for a date.

I'd go, but only if they have Quisp.

Anyone else old enough to remember the Quisp vs. Quake battle?