imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How can it be that no one is home at a fucking law firm? It's 4:30. No receptionist. No recording. No one home.

TM

Must be Testa.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oddly enough, I've never received road head.

I've had sex while driving. I've diddled a passenger while driving. But no RH. *Sigh*

There is NOTHING better than doing that to a guy who has never before had RH. I LOVE it how they protest at first ("No - I can't do this") because it seems out of place when you start whipping it out of their pants as they are driving. It is only when the hot saliva first touches their skin that they stop wriggling around and you can hear them thinking "Hmm. Maybe I CAN do this." No more doing it on busy roads, though. And the rare times I'm in a car is usually during the day and daytime RH is impossible now, THANKS TO ALL YOU FUCKING SUV DRIVERS who've ruined my privacy.

Diane (yeah, yeah, "How YOU doin" backatcha) Keaton

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...kn_nhl_lockout

They met today in an airport lounge. Frankly, I think the season is toast. And I got my fix over Christmas watching some of those junior games. If I could have it my way, it would be all international hockey, all the time. Those were some good games (the few I managed to watch).

For you:



http://www.boardgames.com/nhlchessset.html

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Although I am somewhat uncoordinated, I am also somewhat hot and I agree there is no reason I should not be able to master this skill. I have stripped the gears of two cars and been ejected from two others trying to learn, but I blame lousy teachers.

If you've run out of guys willing to teach you, then your definition of "somewhat" and mine differ significantly.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Oh fuck off. No. I am particular about who gives me a ride home.

Who's gonna drive you home ... tonight?

[hey, I had to do something to get Aqualung out of my mind]

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How can it be that no one is home at a fucking law firm? It's 4:30. No receptionist. No recording. No one home.

TM

In DC?

Inauguration plus snow.

ETA: Note to self--it's easier to quote RP

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
In DC?

Inauguration plus snow.

Yes, RP; Burger is the only one who understands you.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oddly enough, I've never received road head.

I've had sex while driving. I've diddled a passenger while driving. But no RH. *Sigh*

I'd give you road head, but my driving is, er, adventuresome enough as it is when I'm actually watching the road.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
There is NOTHING better than doing that to a guy who has never before had RH. I LOVE it how they protest at first ("No - I can't do this") because it seems out of place when you start whipping it out of their pants as they are driving. It is only when the hot saliva first touches their skin that they stop wriggling around and you can hear them thinking "Hmm. Maybe I CAN do this." No more doing it on busy roads, though. And the rare times I'm in a car is usually during the day and daytime RH is impossible now, THANKS TO ALL YOU FUCKING SUV DRIVERS who've ruined my privacy.

Diane (yeah, yeah, "How YOU doin" backatcha) Keaton

Translation: can I be the first to suck to off while you're driving?

Yes. Yes you can.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
There is NOTHING better than doing that to a guy who has never before had RH. I LOVE it how they protest at first ("No - I can't do this") because it seems out of place when you start whipping it out of their pants as they are driving. It is only when the hot saliva first touches their skin that they stop wriggling around and you can hear them thinking "Hmm. Maybe I CAN do this." No more doing it on busy roads, though. And the rare times I'm in a car is usually during the day and daytime RH is impossible now, THANKS TO ALL YOU FUCKING SUV DRIVERS who've ruined my privacy.

Diane (yeah, yeah, "How YOU doin" backatcha) Keaton

You DL?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd give you road head, but my driving is, er, adventuresome enough as it is when I'm actually watching the road.

You can do it while you parallel park your Suburban.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd give you road head, but my driving is, er, adventuresome enough as it is when I'm actually watching the road.

No need to watch the road while so engaged. (Or am I missing something here?)

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oddly enough, I've never received road head.

I've had sex while driving. I've diddled a passenger while driving. But no RH. *Sigh*

diddled? diddled?

Ok, you can join SD in the room of men under the age of 40 who like to talk like Benny Hill.


(sorry to steal your schtick PP, but I can't think of any other British men famous for being dirty old men)

[Dualit]

Originally posted by dtb
The single-most ridiculous item for sale on e-bay!!



(Required link.)

Only a few hours left, folks. Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

There is a big market for this stuff. A friend of mine designs and makes custom doll clothing. He does pretty well at it.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The thought of attempting this gives me a headache. I can barely park in a shopping mall parking lot if there are cars on either side, not to mention if they are SUVs or something. I have to take a few tries to park in my own parking space at my condo.

Do like RT and just make your own space.

TM