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06-12-2007, 12:34 PM
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#406
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
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I've been DUMPED!
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If you were uglier, you'd understand.
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Stacey's Mom has got it goin' on... |
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06-12-2007, 12:39 PM
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#407
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Airport Question
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
This stuff is the shit:
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Perhaps, but this stuff:
is the shit's shit, over ice with some sparkling water. Or the Trader Joe's equivalent stuff.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-12-2007, 12:42 PM
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#408
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Airport Question
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Perhaps, but this stuff:
is the shit's shit, over ice with some sparkling water. Or the Trader Joe's equivalent stuff.
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Are you telling me that Paul didn't give you a lift?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-12-2007, 12:44 PM
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#409
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Airport Question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you telling me that Paul didn't give you a lift?
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If I knew what the fuck you were talking about, I might be able to answer that. But I don't.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-12-2007, 12:52 PM
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#410
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Airport Question
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If I knew what the fuck you were talking about, I might be able to answer that. But I don't.
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Easy there, potty mouth.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-12-2007, 01:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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29 years earlier . . .
Is that real or fake? If real, I am totally lifted.
OK, finished watching, that was real. Wow. I am actually perhaps inspired.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-12-2007, 01:24 PM
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#412
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that real or fake? If real, I am totally lifted.
OK, finished watching, that was real. Wow. I am actually perhaps inspired.
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It's impossible to not like that guy. Truly humble people who can do amazing things are rare.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-12-2007, 01:32 PM
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#413
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's impossible to not like that guy. Truly humble people who can do amazing things are rare.
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I can't believe that high-eyebrowed bitch called him "a little lump of coal." |
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06-12-2007, 01:34 PM
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#414
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't believe that high-eyebrowed bitch called him "a little lump of coal."
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Given his stunningly obvious low self-esteem, I think the "lump of coal turned into a diamond" actually may work better for him than an outright compliment.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-12-2007, 01:34 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Posts: 14,167
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Most people can speak more effectively than they can write. This may even hold true for some people on this board.
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One can only hope.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-12-2007, 01:36 PM
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#416
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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This is so wrong.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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06-12-2007, 01:36 PM
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#417
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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This is so wrong.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
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I found a place to park my car!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-12-2007, 01:40 PM
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#418
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's impossible to not like that guy. Truly humble people who can do amazing things are rare.
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Damnit. That made me cry.
I ran my first triathlon on Sunday, and it was a sort of touchy feely, women can do anything sort of event with all sorts of shapes and sizes and ages competing. The winner of the 70 and older category beat me by two minutes. The winner of the overall event--registered in the 19 and under category instead of the elite--beat me by an hour. I certainly didn't prove myself to be an amazing athlete, but I kicked ass in the swim, and I did everything, which is better than most people can say. It was awesome.
Anyhow, my mom was standing at the end of the 750 meter swim, and she got to watch everyone finish up their first event. Some people took up to an hour, some people did it in 15 minutes (I did it in 22). She said the elite athletes were unbelievably fast, and the cancer survivors were inspiring to watch. But the person who made her cry was a woman who must have weighed close to 300 pounds. Her husband / parnter / whatever was waiting for her at the finish line, and it took three or four volunteers to help her up out of the water. She couldn't stand up. Her husband moved her motorized scooter close to the water and everyone helped her into the scooter. She went up the hill, handed over her chip to the next member of her relay team, and then joined the spectators. The woman could barely walk, but she could swim, and she could compete. So she did.
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06-12-2007, 01:40 PM
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#419
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Given his stunningly obvious low self-esteem, I think the "lump of coal turned into a diamond" actually may work better for him than an outright compliment.
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I think the best compliment is that it looks like that bitch has an orgasm near the end of his performance.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-12-2007, 01:40 PM
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#420
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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This is so wrong.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I found a place to park my car!
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1. Why does this girl not have a stylist? If she does have a stylist, said stylist should be killed.
2. Does she actually think this looks good?
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