Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Been there. Done that. Fill a wide glass with Red Bull. Drop in a shot of Jaeger and down the hatch. It actually goes down pretty smooth. Two or three of those and the neighbors better take Fido in for the night.

The best is the Angry Scotsman. (1) Take a tumbler, (2) throw some Drambouie in it, (3) light it on fire, (4) pull down your pants, (5) stick the glass to your ass (it will create a vacuum and stick), (6) shake your ass around and around, (7) yank glass off of your ass and drink.

The kids love this one. Usually, the entire bar loves this one. Sometimes, the bar staff does not.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
When one whiffs, it's traditional to do so immediately. I advise against waiting three weeks until only you, me and Gatti remember what the fuck you're talking about.

I was gonna offer to get the sheets cleaned for you. I think I know a freak I can sell them to.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The best is the Angry Scotsman. (1) Take a tumbler, (2) throw some Drambouie in it, (3) light it on fire, (4) pull down your pants, (5) stick the glass to your ass (it will create a vacuum and stick), (6) shake your ass around and around, (7) yank glass off of your ass and drink.

The kids love this one. Usually, the entire bar loves this one. Sometimes, the bar staff does not.

Been there. Done that. It actually goes down pretty smooth. Two or three of those and the neighbors better take Fido in for the night.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh, please tell me this isn't true. Jaeger, in sufficeint quantities, makes me loud and boisterous, and frequently naked. Mix that with the foulest tasting shit on the planet and I'd be loud, boisterous, naked and jittery. This sounds less than fun.

It's become somewhat of a running joke among my friends that I'm the Jager drinker. But it gives me the best buzz, and I can drink it all night without feeling the least bit ill. Jager+Vegas+paigow (or blackjack, but never craps) = very good times. It makes me feel like I've just smoked some very kind kush. But that said, I wouldn't drink it any way except on the rocks (chewing the ice cubes all the while).

Jager, it's not just for college kids anymore.

This is more evidence that BnB and I belong together.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Been there. Done that. Fill a wide glass with Red Bull. Drop in a shot of Jaeger and down the hatch. It actually goes down pretty smooth. Two or three of those and the neighbors better take Fido in for the night.

Fido? So you're straight as to human sex, but you're gay when it comes to animal sex. Neat.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Been there. Done that. It actually goes down pretty smooth. Two or three of those and the neighbors better take Fido in for the night.

What about the chainsaw?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
What about the chainsaw?

I told you I'd return it next week. Relax.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fido? So you're straight as to human sex, but you're gay when it comes to animal sex. Neat.

You're making some assumptions here. Apparently you have not caught my little spin class hints.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I told you I'd return it next week. Relax.

Shit, there go my plans for the weekend. I guess it'll be Red Bull and Fresca (an "Excited Dangerfield") for me.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
When one whiffs, it's traditional to do so immediately. I advise against waiting three weeks until only you, me and Gatti remember what the fuck you're talking about.

Oh, good. I thought I was losing my mind. It sounds as though it might have been funny -- and I may have been gone that week -- care to elaborate?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh, good. I thought I was losing my mind. It sounds as though it might have been funny -- and I may have been gone that week -- care to elaborate?

Oh, get a room you two.

[Replaced_Texan]

I Tivo part of the Sunday lineup of Adult Swim Fan. Usually I catch up maybe when I have a month or so of episodes, and I tape the episodes I have and send them to my cable-less sister in California.

Last night was a catch up night.

Some conclusions from watching about two hours straight of Adult Swim:

1.) That’s some fucked up shit.

2.) Aqua Teen Hunger Force has fallen to number three, whereas SeaLab 2021 only gets better and Space Ghost has been truly inspired/fucked up in the last four episodes. The William Shatner and the Jeff Probst episodes off SG and the Debbie/Quinn breakup/catfight/orgy/nuclear reactor explosion episode of SeaLab have been permanently saved.

3.) The drugs available at Adult Swim must be unbelievable. There is some writing there that can only be accomplished under the influence. I also think that these drugs are then given to the Cartoon Network censors in exchange for letting some stuff slide.

4.) I know that I will have truly made it if I get to be interviewed by Space Ghost.

5.) Quinn is taking over SeaLab. I thought he might when I first started watching, but these days it’s all Quinn all the time. No wonder he ended up with Debbie.

6.) I still have a crush on Frylock.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Oh, get a room you two.

Aside to dtb: Ask for twin beds, not a king.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by evenodds
John Stevens is this season's Josh Gracin. He knows he's awful and yet the audience keeps him in it thought he's truly miserable.

If he's the new Josh, then Camille is the new Carmen. There is something wrong with a week when Jennifer and LaToya are in the bottom 3 and not Camille.

My poor little redhead looked so miserable last night, I promise not to vote for him next week. Still, he is better than Camille by a long shot and she should go before him -- she should have gone before Amy Adams and probably before Mr. Rosebowl, though I wasn't sad to see him go.

I can't stand Camille, Jasmine, JPL and Diana DeGarmo. Who is voting for Camille anyway? Do they have wax in their ears?

Also, what's the point of the special guest judges if they aren't going to give any real critique?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Been there. Done that. Fill a wide glass with Red Bull. Drop in a shot of Jaeger and down the hatch. It actually goes down pretty smooth. Two or three of those and the neighbors better take Fido in for the night.

Is Red Bull good for hangovers? I know that vitamins B12 and B6 are supposed to help, and Red Bull is loaded with both.