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02-10-2005, 05:47 PM
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#4201
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Horseface
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How many proximate causes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Two weeks ago, I saw a nun (in full traditional habit) in a bar. Sitting on a bar stool at the bar. Swear to god.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-10-2005, 05:51 PM
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#4202
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Horseface
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Two weeks ago, I saw a nun (in full traditional habit) in a bar. Sitting on a bar stool at the bar. Swear to god.
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. . . and so the priest said, "that's okay, as long as you don't get into the habit."
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02-10-2005, 05:52 PM
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Speaking of trashy fats
Check out this pic of ole Jessica and Nick . 
Nick is looking like a big ole circle head. Is he still goign sleeveless these days? And Jessica, who someone mistook the Britney pic for on IM, appears to have gone Calista except fo the FAKE TITS (he TM and Coltrane!). She looks likek one of those Ms Olympias where there is no body fat and you can see the edges of the implants. Ick. |
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02-10-2005, 05:53 PM
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Oh puhleeze
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No doubt. I see several girls on the street every day who I'd rather screw than Paris. She looked like a terrible lay in that 2-minute night vision video I saw.
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You were at a club on Halsted, right? Did the nun have a 5 o'clock shadow?
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 02-10-2005 at 05:57 PM..
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02-10-2005, 05:56 PM
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#4205
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Secret Window
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Originally posted by ironweed
The butler did it.
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Remember when your wit was dry, erudite, offbeat, often obscure, but always on the mark?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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02-10-2005, 05:56 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Horseface
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Two weeks ago, I saw a nun (in full traditional habit) in a bar. Sitting on a bar stool at the bar. Swear to god.
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Are you my brother?
(No, I'm a frayed knot.) |
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02-10-2005, 05:57 PM
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#4207
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Secret Window
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Has anyone seen the last 20 minutes of this movie (starring Johnnhy Depp)? I have a friend who saw it on HBO last night, but fell asleep. He wants to know how it ended but he doesn't want to rent it just for the last 20 miniutes.
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Tell your friend it will be on HBO another 10,000 times.
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02-10-2005, 05:57 PM
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#4208
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Springtime in Paris
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Does that mean she has a really deep vagina?
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Yes.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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02-10-2005, 06:01 PM
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Bored
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is that like "meeting for coffee"?
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I don't drink coffee.
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02-10-2005, 06:03 PM
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#4210
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Horseface
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Two weeks ago, I saw a nun (in full traditional habit) in a bar. Sitting on a bar stool at the bar. Swear to god.
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What did you try for a pick-up line? |
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02-10-2005, 06:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Speaking of trashy fats
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Check out this pic of ole Jessica and Nick .
Nick is looking like a big ole circle head. Is he still goign sleeveless these days? And Jessica, who someone mistook the Britney pic for on IM, appears to have gone Calista except fo the FAKE TITS (he TM and Coltrane!). She looks likek one of those Ms Olympias where there is no body fat and you can see the edges of the implants. Ick.
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If you push tits up and press them against the body with enough force, that's how they look, you numbskull.
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02-10-2005, 06:06 PM
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#4212
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Secret Window
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Remember when your wit was dry, erudite, offbeat, often obscure, but always on the mark?
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Whiff. That was my Taxwonk Tribute Post Of The Day. |
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02-10-2005, 06:06 PM
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#4213
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Speaking of trashy fats
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you push tits up and press them against the body with enough force, that's how they look, you numbskull.
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So you still think they are the real deal? Hafve you noticed they havent shrunk much while the rest of her has? Numbnuts. |
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02-10-2005, 06:11 PM
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#4214
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Speaking of trashy fats
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you still think they are the real deal? Hafve you noticed they havent shrunk much while the rest of her has? Numbnuts.
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The last time I saw them (a while ago on the first year of their show), they looked WAAAAY too gravity-affected to be enhanced.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 02-10-2005 at 06:14 PM..
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02-10-2005, 06:14 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Speaking of trashy fats
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you still think they are the real deal? Hafve you noticed they havent shrunk much while the rest of her has? Numbnuts.
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Why are you such a fucking nitwit?
Not all women lose or gain weight in the same areas. Some women neither gain nor lose much weight in their breasts. Others tend to lose it there first when they lose weight.
I will not say that she hasn't had her breasts lifted, because they used to droop more. But I don't think she's had anything added to them. And your drunken, idiotic, lunatic ravings will not change my mind.
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