Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought all girls liked immediate fast and furious piston-like pumping followed by instant ejaculation? No?

Otherwise known as the jackhammer (or its poor cousin, the jack rabbit)?

Poor Sequels.

(Sequels is you, right?)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
(Sequels is you, right?)

Whoa. A Friday afternoon smackdown. Sounds like someone doesn't believe the whole "I'm likeable enough that a real live woman is willing to marry me" story. Which hand have you been calling Sequels again, Coltrane?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Whoa. A Friday afternoon smackdown. Sounds like someone doesn't believe the whole "I'm likeable enough that a real live woman is willing to marry me" story. Which hand have you been calling Sequels again, Coltrane?

If that is a smackdown, we really have fallen far, fast.

*sigh*

[NotFromHere]

Diabetes drug made from lizard spit approved.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If that is a smackdown, we really have fallen far, fast.

*sigh*

Well, geezis, Fringey -- I mean, no one is in your category -- but, come on! Practice makes perfect and all that, don't you know.

Pfft.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Well, geezis, Fringey -- I mean, no one is in your category -- but, come on! Practice makes perfect and all that, don't you know.

Pfft.

I didn't think you intended it as a smackdown.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't think you intended it as a smackdown.

Maybe I did, and maybe I didn't.



OK fine; I didn't intend it as a smackdown, but then ncs made me sound all tough and shit, and I was sort of reveling in the moment and whatnot, and... and... well, then you had to go and ruin EVERYTHING! Thanks a lot.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Q1- should I recommend not living in backwoods, and certainly not SC?
Q2- he said Va. and NC are also possible- I was going to suggest that he fight for those if for no other reason than he'll be closer to cities. Agree?

I mean in a way its not my business, but if he's complaining about snake handlers at church a year from now, I'll feel like I should have done something.

I feel like you know me as well as anyone on this board, and so I assume you will properly interpret the significance of this: The cities of S.C. are infinitely preferable to the cities of N.C. or Va., with the sole exception of the major college towns of Va. and N.C.

The small towns of each of the three will pretty much be equally objectionable to your friend.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Whiff- str8 was hoping you'd ask who the old boss was so he could tell you it was Eisner or Lucas or Chuck Barris, or someone like that

Edit: holy shit Sebbie what do you have? When I quoted your post it was about your grandma, by the time I posted it had changed to the above, and now its about being smart- its like you have some rotating contents thing going.

WRONG! It wasn't an entertainment industry job at all. I was sort of a client/server applications geek, once upon a time. But thanks for playing.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Actually it was on KROQ. They had the moviefone guy on giving a review of the documentary. KCRW is only in the car, not on the alarm clock.

Ps. We saw the Foo Fighters at a small club in the Valley last night. Was supposed to be an unpublicized event (we heard from our friend who used to be their marketing guy at BMG), but KROQ heard about it and reduced the coolness factor for us. Packed house (300-400) and line to get in instead of 50 people and the Foos. This is my str8outtatarzana moment of the week. Thank you all for sharing it with me.

Do you not have my number? What's wrong with you? I wouldn't have told anybody. I was at Genghis Cohen watching SHEER CRAP (actually a bizarre band called "Voco" - they weren't crap at all, but the coolness factor was off the charts, in a bad way).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Do you not have my number? What's wrong with you? I wouldn't have told anybody. I was at Genghis Cohen watching SHEER CRAP (actually a bizarre band called "Voco" - they weren't crap at all, but the coolness factor was off the charts, in a bad way).

Get the fuck in line, bitch.

[Atticus Grinch]

The jurisprudence of Gilligan's Island.

[Atticus Grinch]

Guess-the-Google

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
sole exception of the major college towns of Va. and N.C.

Oh, c'mon, admit it -- Blacksburg just grew on you. One of these days, that Agricultural Science degree will pay off.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Oh, c'mon, admit it -- Blacksburg just grew on you. One of these days, that Agricultural Science degree will pay off.

Duuude.....snoggglleeesnooorrrrrrpppssssssttt, it already has.......