Meh. - Page 283

ABBAKiss · 11-16-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think I need to clarify that they'll give me a very basic desk and chair, which may be too short for me, but no bookshelves (which I like to use to store my law school text books (no room for them at home) and CDs), and certainly nothing fancy.

Sigh, Design Within Reach, here I come.

When I met my exhusband he had several pieces of "furniture" constructed out of Lienenkugel's cases. Some of the cases may have been Rolling Rock. At any rate, HOT. You should consider this option. I can round up some "architects" to help you design.

Shape Shifter · 11-16-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dear Slave, wherever you are, you should ask for this for your generic winter gift.

He always did prefer receiving to giving.

*sniff*

NotFromHere · 11-16-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think this list was from the "normal" heterosexual female point of view. I can see why it didn't appeal to you.

Why in the hell are you carrying Hank's torch? Are you two together again?

NotFromHere · 11-16-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'd only fuck #1 and #12, so I agree, the list is hopelessly flawed.

Okay, and #14, but I'd need a martini first.

Any list that includes this guy can not be taken seriously.

J. Fred Muggs · 11-16-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The offer of a conference table suitable for little people stands.

What an awesome niche practice that would be. "Hello, I'm Str8, superagent for the supershort." Too bad Beetlejuice is already represented.

NotFromHere · 11-16-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

(b) I sat next to his mom at his college graduation.

What were you doing at his graduation? Was that like 20 years ago? How did you remember sitting next to his mom? He wasn't famous then. He was just a guy. Probably not even gray at the time.

Hank Chinaski · 11-16-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
It appears as though the answer to this question is "no".

No. He "may". The problem is he can't.

Replaced_Texan · 11-16-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
#14 - Clive Owen. Angelina Jolie once raved that "Clive is one of the best kissers." I hope so - he's got little else going for him.

Dear god, he's one of the sexiest men I've ever seen on screen. The BMW movies alone get me hot and bothered. Aside from Brad Pitt, who do you find sexy?

11-16-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield Blowing a few grand on watches ain't going to be the difference between you retiring a bizarre miser at 50 or a harried, half dead burnt out lawyer at 65.

Thank god both those options are still open! Excuse me while I decorate my office with a stylish rubber hose attached to my car's tailpipe.

notcasesensitive · 11-16-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What were you doing at his graduation? Was that like 20 years ago? How did you remember sitting next to his mom? He wasn't famous then. He was just a guy. Probably not even gray at the time.

I would think that in some way he was always "famous", what, being the son of a woman whose name was emblazoned on millions of women's asses throughout the late 70s and early 80s.

Thinking back to jeans of that era, I'm not surprised he's now gay.

NotFromHere · 11-16-2005, 04:25 PM

ncs, please stalk this grocery store for me - K?
Except that they should be ashamed of themselves. Double bagging is wasteful. Especially if you're going to be using a cart and not hauling your crap to the car - like I do. I hate carts. They suck.

dtb · 11-16-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
ncs, please stalk this grocery store for me - K?
Except that they should be ashamed of themselves. Double bagging is wasteful. Especially if you're going to be using a cart and not hauling your crap to the car - like I do. I hate carts. They suck.

It's not just getting it to the car, it's getting it from the car to the manse. If that's a long walk, you need the two-ply protection.

11-16-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
[Chef is back!]

Your firm change its internet policy or sumthin'?

NotFromHere · 11-16-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Dear god, he's one of the sexiest men I've ever seen on screen. The BMW movies alone get me hot and bothered. Aside from Brad Pitt, who do you find sexy?

I've been having trouble with my list recently. So many guys have fallen off and not really that many new hopefuls. Most of the current guys are athletes. Surprise. Of course, a lot of the former guys were athletes. My list is shot. It's one guy right now and he's in danger of falling off. Hanging by a thread. I'll have to work on it.

Sparklehorse · 11-16-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Aside from Brad Pitt, who do you find sexy?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
ncs, please stalk this grocery store for me - K?
Except that they should be ashamed of themselves. Double bagging is wasteful. Especially if you're going to be using a cart and not hauling your crap to the car - like I do. I hate carts. They suck.

Asked and answered.