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Old 06-30-2005, 06:17 PM   #4246
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It's a line from Tangled up in Blue, you clueless Philly cocksucker. Ordinarily, this wouldn't annoy me but you had the sadist ending line from Midnight Rambler as your sig for so long, it's just plain wrong.
There's just something creepy about that quote selected out of context. Its a throwaway line in the tune, and just about the only line that can be construed when taken alone like that as a double entendre for the date rapeage. Its probably just the use of the word "force."

I'd personally go with "Even the President of the United Staes sometimes has to stand naked." But I applaud the Dylan. You really can't go wrong with Bob. Motorpsycho Nightmare is on permanent repeat on my Ipod. Its been cracking me up for close to two decades now. Never hets old...
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:19 PM   #4247
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They weren't sticky.
Then you weren't sweaty enough.
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:21 PM   #4248
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Now THAT really hurts! But don't mind me, I'm just hormonal!
You're taking it the wrong way. He meant that they look good enough to lick.
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:22 PM   #4249
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Did you and bnb attend the same school of logic? God you are a moron. That baby is the perfect example of an ugly baby. If you had a picture of a hideous newborn and a picture of the same baby like a month or two later, looking adorable, you might have had a point.

You also said something really stupid and pointless earlier, but I forget what. I opted not to waste the energy commenting on it.
Are you saying there are attractive babies? I dont know about that. They all look unhealthy and somewhat reptilian to me. I agree that the baby pictured is an offense to every aesthetic norm in the human form, but I don't recall many really cute babies in my time.

And I've had loads of experience. I love being around and holding children. People always offer to have me hold their kids.
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:24 PM   #4250
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You're taking it the wrong way. He meant that they look good enough to lick.
A baby?
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:26 PM   #4251
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Are you saying there are attractive babies? I dont know about that. They all look unhealthy and somewhat reptilian to me. I agree that the baby pictured is an offense to every aesthetic norm in the human form, but I don't recall many really cute babies in my time.

And I've had loads of experience. I love being around and holding children. People always offer to have me hold their kids.
His evidence was for shit, which makes him a moron. Kind of like how whatsherface's marriage to someone 23 yrs her junior, who was also gay, was not evidence that marriages with more than 6 years age difference are doomed.

You too are a moron.

And I don't even get what "every single newborn is ugly as shit" relates to "look[ing] good enough to lick" so shifty's a moron too.
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:28 PM   #4252
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And I don't even get what "every single newborn is ugly as shit" relates to "look[ing] good enough to lick" so shifty's a moron too.
The post that dare not speak its name ... you know what i want to say -- it was a rimming joke.

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Old 06-30-2005, 06:28 PM   #4253
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Originally posted by fringeDid you and bnb attend the same school of logic? God you are a moron. That baby is the perfect example of an ugly baby. If you had a picture of a hideous newborn and a picture of the same baby like a month or two later, looking adorable, you might have had a point.
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Now THAT really hurts! But don't mind me, I'm just hormonal!
Oh fuck. I thought about how to create an interesting juxtaposition of these two posts for a few seconds but I'm drawing a blank [softball for you there], so I decided I would just not say anything, but now I've gone through the trouble of actually typing something, so you can just go ahead add another worthless post to my growing number of worthless posts.
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:29 PM   #4254
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I think the only time I have felt weird about buying food was when I went to a convenience store when studying for the bar and got a pint of ben & jerrys, a bag or two of chips, a package (the big one, not the little single-serving ones) of chocolate nutterbutters, three or four candy bars, and probably something to drink.
You don't have Krispy Kreme outlets in your 7-11s?
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:30 PM   #4255
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Oh fuck. I thought about how to create an interesting juxtaposition of these two posts for a few seconds but I'm drawing a blank [softball for you there], so I decided I would just not say anything, but now I've gone through the trouble of actually typing something, so you can just go ahead add another worthless post to my growing number of worthless posts.
You are the Big Enchilada of Worthless Posting.
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:30 PM   #4256
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The post that dare not speak its name ... you know what i want to say -- it was a rimming joke.

(So you are as dumb as Sebby! Happy Thursday!)
motherfucker (btw said this in a meeting yesterday -- oops).

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Old 06-30-2005, 06:32 PM   #4257
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And I don't even get what "every single newborn is ugly as shit" relates to "look[ing] good enough to lick" so shifty's a moron too.
I think SS has a baby licking fetish.
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:32 PM   #4258
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You don't have Krispy Kreme outlets in your 7-11s?
If I had wanted KK, I would have gone down the street to the actual store and gotten hot ones.
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:32 PM   #4259
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You are the Big Enchilada of Worthless Posting.
I realize this. I am trying to work on it. Honestly. I just haven't found a good angle. The TM-lite schtick didn't work out for me, so I'm sort of in a state of limbo. Maybe the worthless poster thing is my true calling and I just need to stop fighting it?
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Old 06-30-2005, 06:34 PM   #4260
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I realize this. I am trying to work on it. Honestly. I just haven't found a good angle. The TM-lite schtick didn't work out for me, so I'm sort of in a state of limbo. Maybe the worthless poster thing is my true calling and I just need to stop fighting it?
You could Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I may have gotten that wrong. If so, I'm sure ncs will be kind enough to correct me.
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