Waiting for Fitzgerald - Page 284

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You take your car to work, I'll take my board. And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat.

Surf or skate?

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

[true story]Two 20-something chicks with no ability to carry a tune whatsoever were screaming this song behind me at the show. They broke the silence barrier on the song before or so, and, as tends to be the case, then proceeded to scream the lyrics of every song thereafter until I turned around and said "You know who sings this song even better? That guy [point to stage]." They stopped singing/screaming at that moment.[/true story]

And? Any post-disciplinary convo? Hook-up? Group french kiss, at least? Otherwise this seems sort of pedestrian for a [true story], no offence, although I like the effourt.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You take your car to work, I'll take my board. And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat.

[true story]Two 20-something chicks with no ability to carry a tune whatsoever were screaming this song behind me at the show. They broke the silence barrier on the song before or so, and, as tends to be the case, then proceeded to scream the lyrics of every song thereafter until I turned around and said "You know who sings this song even better? That guy [point to stage]." They stopped singing/screaming at that moment.[/true story]

I have to see them before Rivers implodes.

Did you buy the extended version of the Blue Album? Its got a live Surfwax on it and a bunch of solid unreleased stuff. Just buy the extra tunes on Itunes. Well worth it.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
Additionally, as James Watt pointed out, When Jesus comes again, He's not going to ask whether we conserved natural resources - He's going to be pissed that His Father put them there for us and we didn't use them up.

What, pray tell, would we need to "save" oil for? Its got no use other than what its being used for.

SlaveNoMore · 10-31-2005, 06:15 PM

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Diane_Keaton
The only liberals I love are the ones under my covers, perched between the smooth skin of my inner thighs, making me shout the name of the babyjesuschristsuperstar over and over and over. Yes, its true (and I'm sorry Penske, I really really am): liberal men can fuck circles around my Republican brethren. It's a shameful secret for this right wingnut, therefore post-coitus, I quickly usher them out the back door (over which hangs my double barrel shotgun and dimestore Jesus Christ painting, God Save The People, Me, and You and Yours.)

Funny. Because in my experience, it's usually these uber-liberal hippie chicks that are the absolute WORST in bed.

SlaveNoMore · 10-31-2005, 06:17 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
Stewart does not belong in that cabal. If you don't like the Daily Show, you've no soul. I don't agree with Stewart on all things political, but he's hands down the fiunniest man on television.*

* #2 if Chappelle comes back.

I have very little soul, then. The Daily Show is borderline unwatchable with that smarmy assjack at the helm.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I don't drive one, but they are big, intimdating, and they piss the liberal commentators off. Enough to make me think about one.

They're billboards saying "I paid an extra 15 grand for a top heavy Yukon." Junk.

Its almost as silly as the Lexus LX 470, which is the Toyota LC with some extra gadgets for $20k extra.

SlaveNoMore · 10-31-2005, 06:20 PM

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Penske_Account
I agree. I was a Kennedy democrat at 17.

I was a Reagan Republican at 17. I've seem to have done okay*

*barring a few drunken miscues

ltl/fb · 10-31-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Funny. Because in my experience, it's usually these uber-liberal hippie chicks that are the absolute WORST in bed.

uber-anything political people are awful in bed because they are too focused on politics and, nearly always, there's a "how sex should be" element to their politicosity.

baltassoc · 10-31-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Funny. Because in my experience, it's usually these uber-liberal hippie chicks that are the absolute WORST in bed.

Granola/hairy uber liberal? Or social issues/keep your nose out of my bedroom and your hands off my toys liberal?

Because if the latter, dissent.

Diane_Keaton · 10-31-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Funny. Because in my experience, it's usually these uber-liberal hippie chicks that are the absolute WORST in bed.

Um.....read before scrolling?

SlaveNoMore · 10-31-2005, 06:22 PM

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Penske_Account
dissent. Have you ever been to Seattle? If every Republican in the city drove a Hummer, it would not explain who drives the other 95% of the Hummers out there. I can't drive 10 miles without seeing at least 20. The liberals talk a good green game, but when push comes to shove the most liberal of the liberals veto public transit and buy Hummers or Suburbans or Land Cruisers or Yukons (that covers about 20% of the cars in Seattle.)

Porsche Cayennes seem to be the SUV of choice for the lefties here in the People's Republic of San Francisco.

SlaveNoMore · 10-31-2005, 06:24 PM

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baltassoc
Granola/hairy uber liberal? Or social issues/keep your nose out of my bedroom and your hands off my toys liberal?

Because if the latter, dissent.

Granola - yes

Hairy - wouldn't know. blech

Social Issues - I plead the Fifth, lest somehow the locks on my apartment "magically" change

SlaveNoMore · 10-31-2005, 06:25 PM

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Diane_Keaton
Um.....read before scrolling?

um, blow me??? :-)

notcasesensitive · 10-31-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They're billboards saying "I paid an extra 15 grand for a top heavy Yukon." Junk.

Its almost as silly as the Lexus LX 470, which is the Toyota LC with some extra gadgets for $20k extra.

There is now some Land Rover called the LR3. I drove behind one today. I wondered if they came up with the LR3 thing after Hummer announced the H3. In any event, they advertise less than Hummer, so I'm thinking I won't be the only person who thinks that when they see one of those.

I hate SUV's. Period.

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They're billboards saying "I paid an extra 15 grand for a top heavy Yukon." Junk.

Its almost as silly as the Lexus LX 470, which is the Toyota LC with some extra gadgets for $20k extra.

The part you are missing is that once you have more then a couple of kids you need three rows and the SUVs (assuming you don't want a mini van) that have real third rows (not the faux third rows) are not many. Yukons, Suburbans, Hummers, Land Cruisers, Trailblazer Extended version et al.