New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Austintatious
As reported here several weeks ago, the Lance Armstrong and Sandra Bullock thing is now in the gossip columns. .

ATX

We're all very proud. Did she make an appearance at yesterday's Ride?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by kafka_esquire
I can't tell what they're talking about either. When I try to pronounce the words they are spelling, I sound like Foster Brooks with marbles in my mouth . . .

I am shocked! The glasses on your avatar make you look so smart.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am shocked! The glasses on your avatar make you look so smart.

Thanks. It certainly looks smarter than using this one:

http://www.kafkaesq.com/index/pics/avatar.jpg

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Next week on "French Is Humorous,"

Congrats Atticus. You've been named the #1 hero by the American Film Institute.

The American Film Institute (AFI) revealed the top 50 heroes and top 50 villains of all time in AFI’s 100 Years… 100 Heroes & Villains three-hour television event hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger, who earned both a hero and villain honor for his portrayal of the "Terminator." Deeply principled and idealistic attorney Atticus Finch (portrayed by Gregory Peck), from TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, was chosen as the greatest hero in 100 years of film history, while the greatest villain was revealed as the brilliant, cunning and psychotic Dr. Hannibal Lecter (portrayed by Anthony Hopkins) from THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS and HANNIBAL.

Full listing and article here.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by kafka_esquire
Thanks. It certainly looks smarter than using this one:

http://www.kafkaesq.com/index/pics/avatar.jpg

Good to see you haven't changed.

Yeesh.

[Adder]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So I have a lifttime of listening to how wicked cool that cahr is? What if he still has his acid washed jeans and black reeboks as these Woostah types do?

I'm not sure if anyone has ever mentioned this to you, but you can be rather superficial.

[Adder]

Blazing Saddles is on TV... yet in Spanish...

[tmdiva]

Your collective French is horrible. In the future, please send all French posts to me first for proofreading.

t(i)m(my)

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Your collective French is horrible.

If you count me among that collective, blame Pierre Capretz. Aside from teaching me the thing about the black man in the brown three-piece suit, he also taught me that French women are very tolerant of inveterate skirt-chasing, which distracts from the French-learning. Ah, Mireille!



I especially like the parts where she has sex with those two chicks in Bangkok, and goes on to travel the world having lots of 1970s-style interracial bisexual humpee. Those Yale profs really know how to integrate culture into language courses.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow,

You should fuck the dude.

You mean coitus?

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Oh, man, whoever is running her career is a fucking master. Do topless photos, then announce while they're still on newsstands that there won't be any more boobage on the market until she hits Desperation Level Red (Farah Fawcett). Fucking genius.

Sometimes I think I'm in the wrong line of work.

Isnt this what Pam Anderson did right before she had her tits deflated? Did one last round of Playboy? I shoudl have bought that.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yeah, they do. A bunch of porn stars and Skinemax chicks have them.

Nipple implants? How do these work exactly? Is the areole inflated or is the actual nipple made wider or someting? And wouldnt you lose all sensatoin? And coudl you ever breastfeed?
And the scars? Would normal people ever get these or is this purely the domain of porn starts? I imagine not bc it really doesnt have as much to do with distorted body image as it does with plain old male fantasy.

I wont ask what a teardrop tit is but the description sounds saggy.

Does csquared have these or does she naturally have the abilty to hang towels off her diamond hard nips?

[evenodds]

A former Enron engineer has released a rap album to express his anger about Enron's collapse in 2001.

Using the performing name NRun "he jokes that he went 'from pocket protector to hard-core rapper,' in a sly reference to the plastic shirt-pocket liners that are the bling-bling of the engineering set."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...3&u=/nm/rap_dc

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by kafka_esquire
Thanks. It certainly looks smarter than using this one:

[link to really disturbing picture removed for public safety reasons]

Note to self: why did you click it? It was a link from KAFKA, YOU IDIOT!!!!

Ahem. Welcome back, kafka. Please don't beak my computer.*

*Again.

Originally posted by Bil Mo'
You are so polite, NCS.

NFH, Go Away.

At what point did NFH become the leper of FB society? She lives on the Ignore List and I am fairly certain that she has lives on those of others as well, though I dont know if she madet he Land of Fu/ What happened to this poster?

At one point, nobody could tell her from ncs. This is no longer a problem as ncs has proven herself to be, tired old catchphrases aside, a poster unto her own. Soemone I will enjoy PMing with. Someone I can both learn from and laugh with. Someone I might have met in Chicago had Taxwonk ponied forth the hotel room. But where does this leave NFH?

I recall NFH had a location that once made me laugh. "not here". It was so simple yet so silly . I found it funny. It wasnt enough though. She had the montage of avatars of baseball players that was reminiscent of sports night at a gay club. This is where my memory of NFH stops. Have I had too many pumpkin martinis or is this a teflon poster? And if this is a teflon poster, why is she so widely reviled, the subject of such ridicule?

I have a theory. I think NFH passed her sell past date sometime during Song Parody Week. By this point, she was firmly esconced on the Ignore List (which I guess is res ipsa loquitor for saying she passed her sell by date earlier). But, as posters annoyingly do, Shape Shifter made me read one of her posts. A really shitty parody that completely missed the point of the contest. A vertiable Mad Lib of a tune where she stuck in random monikers for blanks in her chosen song. It was meaningless drivel, and perhaps, if I had done a J, I might have laughed. But Shape Shifter did what we all were thinking, parodied her parody. It was well done and I think this opened the door to the pile on. ALl the closet NFH haters [doesn't like NFH] came out. NTTAWWT. Soon there were admonitions not to pile on (like anyone ever tried to protect ME from the pile on]. And people appeared to listen.

But I think NFH was effectively finished off by the lascerating tongue of TM who told her she needed to start over with a new moniker. I nodded my head at my computer, knowing the truth of the stateemnt, knowing that the clock would ultimately need to be reset for NFH bc she didn't have the goods to avenge her detractors (everybody on the board but Not Bob) . But ultimately this would be an exercise in futility along the line of coup d skek/ ias/skeks in the city renaming himself every three months for no apparent reason except to show that he thinks he is clever with the monikers (oh how I wish he would stop bc I constantaly have to tinker with my IL to accomodate his whimsical moniker changes) . How long would it be before the traits that made NFH so reviled showed though her new moniker? Would she pull a JRUSS and take a once, intermittently clever secondary sock that he beat to death like it was some kind of dead fucking horse, and turn it into a primary? Would it be like a bad Penske or JFUCK sock gratingly obvious by the third post? would I pick it up before anyone else? Would Less get two notches in his FBANG contest with Slave if he could get enough drinks down the old bird's hatch, if he could get her to use PM? When Slave and Less have threesomes, is it with two actual people, or is it with one person and their sock? Does it matter?

After all this, I still dont knwo why NFH is reviled for sure.