Meh.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Mine are on my ceiling.

You are en fuego today.

Assuming you meant on the ceiling above your bed.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Exactly. Add to the asses, a freshman dorm complete with a special room (the "Vanderbilt suite") reserved for any family member who attends.

What school?

[Replaced_Texan]

• Latest on the Sony BMG thing:

  After two weeks of relentless criticism over its XCP copy protection software, Sony BMG Music Entertainment is pulling CDs that contain the software from store shelves. The company is also planning to offer customers a way to exchange CDs that contain the flawed copy-protection software.
  
  "We share the concerns of consumers regarding discs with the XCP software, and we are instituting a program that will allow customers to exchange any CD with XCP software for the same CD without copy protection," Sony said in a statement posted on Tuesday.

• One of my sisters has a freelance gig with a publishing company for elementary school workbooks. She writes demonstrative paragraphs for the kids to study and/or emulate. She e-mailed me hunting for topics to write about. She has to write have to write narrative paragraphs, opinion paragraphs, and informational paragraphs for ten year olds. She sent me a list of topics she's thinking about writing as well as a list of rejected topics. Since the "rejected topics" list includes "my favorite porn sites," I'm guessing that all sexual stuff is out, though "first dead body" was on the possible topics list so there's room for creativity. Thurgreed will be happy to know that "penguins" is already on the possible topics.
  
  Here's an opportunity to mold and/or corrupt young minds that you're not related to and may not ever come into contact with.

etft

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Maybe thats why I'm still hitched. I get my commitment-phobe ya yas out in my career.

How long have you been hitched? I made it to 6.5 years.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

• Latest on the Sony BMG thing:
  
• One of my sisters has a freelance gig with a publishing company for elementary school workbooks. She writes demonstrative paragraphs for the kids to study and/or emulate. She e-mailed me hunting for topics to write about. She has to write have to write narrative paragraphs, opinion paragraphs, and informational paragraphs for ten year olds. She sent me a list of topics she's thinking about writing as well as a list of rejected topics. Since the "rejected topics" list includes "my favorite porn sites," I'm guessing that all sexual stuff is out, though "first dead body" was on the possible topics list so there's room for creativity. Thurgreed will be happy to know that "penguins" is already on the possible topics.
  
  Here's an opportunity to mold and/or corrupt young minds that you're not related to and may not ever come into contact with.

etft

It is probably bad enough that I thought "emulate" was "ejaculate" when reading above that you don't want any of my possible subjects.

Is Lunchboxes on the list? Start up a whole new generation of lunchbox collectors?

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How long have you been hitched? I made it to 6.5 years.

This is turning into a showdown that puts Penske v. Coltrane in the shade.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb


Assuming you meant on the ceiling above your bed.

I've never confined my activities to the bed, or even just the bedroom.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

• Latest on the Sony BMG thing:
  
• One of my sisters has a freelance gig with a publishing company for elementary school workbooks. She writes demonstrative paragraphs for the kids to study and/or emulate. She e-mailed me hunting for topics to write about. She has to write have to write narrative paragraphs, opinion paragraphs, and informational paragraphs for ten year olds. She sent me a list of topics she's thinking about writing as well as a list of rejected topics. Since the "rejected topics" list includes "my favorite porn sites," I'm guessing that all sexual stuff is out, though "first dead body" was on the possible topics list so there's room for creativity. Thurgreed will be happy to know that "penguins" is already on the possible topics.
  
  Here's an opportunity to mold and/or corrupt young minds that you're not related to and may not ever come into contact with.

etft

"Adding Fractions with Different Denominators: Do I Really Need to Learn This?"

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
This is turning into a showdown that puts Penske v. Coltrane in the shade.

He has one up on me with the baby thing though. If only we'd started this a few weeks ago before my divorce became final. dang.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He has one up on me with the baby thing though. If only we'd started this a few weeks ago before my divorce became final. dang.

I'm sure if you asked Sebby's wife nicely, she could give a nice referral.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

• One of my sisters has a freelance gig with a publishing company for elementary school workbooks. She writes demonstrative paragraphs for the kids to study and/or emulate. She e-mailed me hunting for topics to write about. She has to write have to write narrative paragraphs, opinion paragraphs, and informational paragraphs for ten year olds. She sent me a list of topics she's thinking about writing as well as a list of rejected topics. Since the "rejected topics" list includes "my favorite porn sites," I'm guessing that all sexual stuff is out, though "first dead body" was on the possible topics list so there's room for creativity. Thurgreed will be happy to know that "penguins" is already on the possible topics.
  
  Here's an opportunity to mold and/or corrupt young minds that you're not related to and may not ever come into contact with.

There is no such thing as "your permanent record."

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How long have you been hitched? I made it to 6.5 years.

I'm into double digits. Triple digits, however, does not seem likely.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I've never confined my activities to the bed, or even just the bedroom.

Cheesy. Your fuego has fizzled.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Cheesy. Your fuego has fizzled.

Au contraire. He's just doused it with the contents of one of Ironweed's flasks.


Then again, it could just be a phase I seem to be going through.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by ironweed
Your firm change its internet policy or sumthin'?

Or something.