Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Snookums, put down the bottle and back away from the bar.

ETA, crap, sorry Ty.

nfh will have his freinds and supporters- Partisans to be hung from a tree. Are you one? How else can I understand you oblivion to such a standard cultural signpost?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Welcome guys and gals, it's time for str8's Best FB Week Ever, where witty insiders recap the top ten things we loved about the Fashion Board for the week ending July 4, 2004.

3) Euro Sports! Led by Penske, Anne Elk and AdL, it was all Fitba, cycling, more fitba, rugby (including nasty knee injury photos), and fitba. For once, talk of the Greeks had nothing to do with slot c action.

In case there is any confusion, Ironweed is not a Penske sock. Neither am I.

Well, I guess I am not so sure about Ironweed.

Or me.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Half-volleying a ball in the air? Not easy.

I have been catching up and have decided that I need to start postwhoring to at least K out before I retire. Given all the recent soccer discussion, I will be the dtb of FB soccer. Anne Elk has done admirably, but she missed this one. But I still want her.

Anyway, you can't "half-volley a ball in the air" in the context or receiving a long pass. Half-volleying a ball means that is has bounced once since it has been hit by the other player. Impressive, but in the discussion of amazing skill required in soccer, not really a feat as amazing as hitting a ball in the air off a long cross before it has touched anything.

Which I plan to do a lot of this weekend.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
nfh will have his freinds and supporters- Partisans to be hung from a tree. Are you one? How else can I understand you oblivion to such a standard cultural signpost?

Dude. All this over a HUPOD comment? What the hell? And it's NFH. Ms. NFH to you bitch.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Cite please?

I believe it was supposed to be ncs. But you know, common mistake.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you're like apollo Creed in the one Rocky where the big guy killed him, and the big guy is nfh, and i'm rocky and I'll avenge you. Oh SS, nfh with her wit destroyed you in fights and now I will step up and try and avenge you. I'm going to study snappy comebacks from joke webpages tonight.
guardez Mr. nfh, guardez.

And please, keep your pronouns gender correct, see above. Or at least consistent.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude. All this over a HUPOD comment? What the hell? And it's NFH. Ms. NFH to you bitch.

Florida? that's all you got? I'm getting ready to go all final solution on your ass and all you can say is florida? tell me you at least have a second home at disneyworld or you like Lego or something. This is just too sad otherwise.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And please, keep your pronouns gender correct, see above. Or at least consistent.

Fuck that. figure out what YOU are. or how you want to be seen, and keep that shit consistant. Atticus is as polite a poster as there is, and you have him confused as to your gender. I ain't confused, but I am troubled. Are you proud?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fuck that. figure out what you are and keep that shit consistant. Atticus is as polite a poster as there is, and you have him confused as to your gender. Are you proud?

Sure. Why not? As an official unofficial Penske sock, I'm required to gender bend just a little. The fact that you are confused just goes to show that everything is fine.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sure. Why not? As an official unofficial Penske sock, I'm required to gender bend just a little. The fact that you are confused just goes to show that everything is fine.

I think you're wanting to quit, which is better for both of us. Bark 3 times, then I'll call it off before it even starts.

arf arf arf= milk and honey

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think you're wanting to quit, which is better for both of us. Bark 3 times, then I'll call it off before it even starts.

arf arf arf= milk and honey

What? I'm not the one who's sounding like an 80 yo man ranting in a hospital gown.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What? I'm not the one who's sounding like an 80 yo man ranting in a hospital gown.

C'est la vie! Prepare for the mother of all battles.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Roseanne. And paigow's a guy and you fucked her? Cool.

Point goes to Fringe. No offence.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In case there is any confusion, Ironweed is not a Penske sock. Neither am I.

Well, I guess I am not so sure about Ironweed.

Or me.

For the record, I am not ironnutsedge. If that helps.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by the Spartan
For the record, I am not ironnutsedge. If that helps.

I check back in and everyone is fucking everyone else again? ACL is going to be so awesome.