Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by mmm3587
If somebody actually broke into the outside/security/common/whatever you want to call it door in my building instead of just waking one of the other residents to be let in or calling a locksmith, I think that I might be bringing it up at the condo meeting as well. That's shitty...

I DID try to wake them up. They would not let me in. Perhaps because I had maybe 8-12 people with me. Like I would just go away. I am scared.

Originally posted by barely_legal
Seriously, you know that you are a shitty neighbor, right? I mean, you are making a joke of it, but you realize that you are kind of a total shit for doing that, correct?

I would fucking kill you if you were my neighbor.

That poor spinster above Abba could bust out the bylaws about destroying property and try to get a vote to force her to sell, right?

I would take xanax if I were you.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Seriously, you know that you are a shitty neighbor, right? I mean, you are making a joke of it, but you realize that you are kind of a total shit for doing that, correct?

I would fucking kill you if you were my neighbor.

ETA: And fuck you for making me agree with mmmm, and even use the same word. BITCH

Yes, I know. I am well aware of how shitty a neighbor I am. Believe me, I feel horrible.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, I know. I am well aware of how shitty a neighbor I am. Believe me, I feel horrible.

I really think you should only entertain at Commando Boy's from now on. If you are as good at the blow jobs as you say you are, he won't complain, right? He doesn't live with his parents, does he?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, I know. I am well aware of how shitty a neighbor I am. Believe me, I feel horrible.

It's all going on your permanent record. Good luck getting into the assisted living community of your choice. Nothing would irk a bunch of abandoned oldsters more than being around someone who lived fully. There will be plenty of Miss Mouseys on that admissions committee, you can be sure.




ET fix egregious apostrophe error. Good lord.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by mmm3587
If somebody actually broke into the outside/security/common/whatever you want to call it door in my building instead of just waking one of the other residents to be let in or calling a locksmith, I think that I might be bringing it up at the condo meeting as well. That's shitty...

Good idea to bring it up at a meeting. Once you rule out your crack-whore girlfriend* as the culprit.




*I was going to use the less offensive "cokehead" but I'm a slave to exaggeration.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, I know. I am well aware of how shitty a neighbor I am. Believe me, I feel horrible.

Go to the meeting. Distribute ear plugs. Don't let them smother your spirit.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's all going on your permanent record. Good luck getting into the assisted living community of your choice. Nothing would irk a bunch of abandoned oldsters more than being around someone who lived fully. There will be plenty of Miss Mousey's on that admissions committee, you can be sure.

Right, bc those that have been to paradise but have never been to them are probably dead of syphillus or breast cancer from never having carried a fetus to term. There are hadly any people who have been to paradise and to them and those folks are probalby in Atlantic City. That leaves only the people who have never been to paradise but have been tothem and they are a bumch of wicked ninnys.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. You mean Emotional Rescue, which is awful.

2. I don't bitch about 80s ZZ Top. I never expected anything good from them.

Actually, I was referring to "Miss You" - but yes, Emotional Rescue is awful.

And yet still not as bad as 80's "Synth Pop Stones" of Undercover

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Right, bc those that have been to paradise but have never been to them are probably dead of syphillus or breast cancer from never having carried a fetus to term. There are hadly any people who have been to paradise and to them and those folks are probalby in Atlantic City. That leaves only the people who have never been to paradise but have been tothem and they are a bumch of wicked ninnys.

I don't know where to begin.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Right, bc those that have been to paradise but have never been to them are probably dead of syphillus or breast cancer from never having carried a fetus to term. There are hadly any people who have been to paradise and to them and those folks are probalby in Atlantic City. That leaves only the people who have never been to paradise but have been tothem and they are a bumch of wicked ninnys.

I not only followed that, I agree with La Paigow.

Despite knowing that I should be scared by this, I feel nothing but a strange sense of peace and contentment.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I not only followed that, I agree with La Paigow.

Despite knowing that I should be scared by this, I feel nothing but a strange sense of peace and contentment.

NOT BOB! It is very important you listen to me. From what you have written, I am fairly certain that you are close to an overdose here. RESIST THE URGE TO NOD OFF. Get up and walk around. If you feel like you cannot stop yourself from sleeping, call 911. STAY WITH US NOT BOBBY! DON'T YOU DIE ON US!

[SlaveNoMore]

LessinSF
I don't know where to begin.

Boggles the mind, doesn't it?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Not Bob
... the classic rock era (defined by me in a purely arbitrary way as 1968-1984). ...

Don't hide behind the term "classic rock." These are "oldies." These hoary anthems are older than Elvis and Righeous Brothers songs were in 1984 (when I graduated high school). Just admit that you are as hopelessly mired in your past as the people you laughed at in high school.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, I know. I am well aware of how shitty a neighbor I am. Believe me, I feel horrible.

I do not believe you.