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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You're a toe-sucker? hmm. That changes my whole perception of you...

I think that sleeping with FBers probably has more of a chilling effect on the discussion of sexual practices and preferences than mockery. Everyone who posts here puts his or herself at risk of mockery on any subject.

Are you trying to get me to admit that I like vibrators?

I would not suck on my own toes, even after an hour-long pedicure, so I wouldn't expect someone else to. I don't want to suck on anyone else's toes either. I was thinking this was a cleanliness thing - but I like finger-sucking and hands are probably just as germ-infested. Of course, everyone washes thoroughly before they have sex with me.

To answer sebastian's question, I think women do like foot massages more because they wear uncomfortable shoes.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sometimes when I'm watching TV barefoot my dog comes up and licks my toes. I think he likes the salt? I just like it- not "that way" I don't think. Then my whole family yells at him to stop, like there's something wrong with it.

Is there?

Are you naked?

Ah, nothing beats a day out with the Baggettes in the ice kayak/lake raft thingie.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Whatever. More importantly, when I want to discuss the chilling effect of mockery on discussion of sexual practices on the FB (a/k/a The Ruysbroeck Phenomenon), after today, I can no longer use "toe-sucking" as an example of a slightly Not Vanilla practice that FBers might not want to admit enjoying.

Noted FB-ologists are still considering the ramifications of this event, but it is a positive sign.

It may depend on whether you are the suck-er or the suck-ee. I saw no admission by ABBA that she enjoyed sucking the toes of others. Further research is required to determine the exact taboo level.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would not suck on my own toes,

Coming from gwnc, I take that answer as pretty definitive that toe-sucking is not all that.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Bob
"toe-sucking" as an example of a slightly Not Vanilla practice that FBers might not want to admit enjoying.

I thought toe sucking was mainstream.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Coming from gwnc, I take that answer as pretty definitive that toe-sucking is not all that.

But you apparently like ass-sucking as much as I do.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You're a toe-sucker? hmm. That changes my whole perception of you...

My point wasn't that I am a toe-sucker (which I may or may not be). It was that in my previous posts discussing The Ruysbroeck Phenomenon, I have used toe-sucking as the hypothetical activity that people would be reluctant to discuss here. As I noted, I picked it because it is one of those activities that is Not Vanilla, but not too out there.

As we have seen, I was proven wrong today, and I think that that is a good thing. I just hope that the thesis committee doesn't revove my PhD in FBology.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It may depend on whether you are the suck-er or the suck-ee. I saw no admission by ABBA that she enjoyed sucking the toes of others. Further research is required to determine the exact taboo level.

I would not suck a man's toes. I've never had a woman ask but I would have to think about this. I LOVE having my toes sucked.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am now starting to read your posts with a Jerry Seinfeld voice in my head.

:shame: :shame:

That was a real question. I don't get the fucking toe thing. they're fucking totally unattractive.

The pieces of a woman I find attractive are:

eyes
cheekbones
neck
hair
lips
breasts
nipples
stomach
ass
cooter
legs
all curves

The digits? No fucking way. Not interested. Unless she's got hands like a blacksmith, whioch would freak me out. The feet are like the back. Women's backs all look the same. There is no such thing as an attractive back. Its a utility area. Its got no appeal - merely holds the other shit in place.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
But you apparently like ass-sucking as much as I do.

This sort of post should be banned. 7000 potential replies just fired through my head. They overwhelmed the circuits and now I'm left with this...

Tilt.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Women's backs all look the same. There is no such thing as an attractive back. Its a utility area. Its got no appeal - merely holds the other shit in place.

You will be shocked to learn from me that you are completely wrong about this.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Of course, everyone washes thoroughly before they have sex with me.

Not to mention scrubbing with a wire brush and Lysol afterwards.

(Happy Friday!)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That was a real question. I don't get the fucking toe thing. they're fucking totally unattractive.

The pieces of a woman I find attractive are:

all curves

The digits? No fucking way. Not interested. Unless she's got hands like a blacksmith, whioch would freak me out. The feet are like the back. Women's backs all look the same. There is no such thing as an attractive back. Its a utility area. Its got no appeal - merely holds the other shit in place.

If you like all curves, how can you not appreciate the back and its variations? The shoulders, the waist, the hip, they all curve in the back as well as the front. A woman's back can be extraordinarily graceful, and there's more variation in women's backs than in men's, because of the curves. And there's a lot of variation in men's backs, and in more than just hairiness.

(I love men's backs.)

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It may depend on whether you are the suck-er or the suck-ee. I saw no admission by ABBA that she enjoyed sucking the toes of others. Further research is required to determine the exact taboo level.

Excellent point. I'll be sure to include this in my grant proposal.