Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[TalkSock]

Originally posted by Not Me
Listen, I didn't write the bible God did. If you take issue with it, speak to God about it.

Peace out.

Are you sure? Because I thought other people were in charge of writing it.

[TalkSock]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Too bad I've decided to become a lesbian. Does anyone have any training tapes? RT?

I hear there's a cruise you can take.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by barely_legal
THe scary thing is that that kind of looks like a porno cartoon picture of me. The hair is right, the proportions are right (her thighs are a little large for a cartoon porn character and her boobs aren't very big). I think since I won't have sex with the small-penised anymore IRL, the small-penised men had to make a cartoon of me so that they could recreate their sexual experiences with me. Kind of flattering. Too bad I've decided to become a lesbian. Does anyone have any training tapes? RT?

I have some girl on girl porn. Will that work?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by TalkSock
Are you sure? Because I thought other people were in charge of writing it.

Whoever wrote it, how did you miss the part where God destroyed everyone's favorite Twin Cities because musicians agreed to play for the dudes who wanted to "know" the angel?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have some girl on girl porn. Will that work?

hmm, the only scene that really does anything for me in the one porn movie I own is a scene with a bunch of women "friends" helping each other try on lingerie (funny that when me and my friends buy lingerie, we don't go home and help each other try it on).

So, as long as the porn involves women's clothing and no closeups of oral sex, then I'm in.

Since we're on the subject of porn, why do porn movies that are supposedly aimed at a female audience show so many closeups of blowjobs? Do women really want to see that in their porn? I see enough penis close-ups when I actually deign to give a blow job, I want my porn to show me things that don't make my jaw ache.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Whoever wrote it, how did you miss the part where God destroyed everyone's favorite Twin Cities because musicians agreed to play for the dudes who wanted to "know" the angel?

Cite please. I do not know this one.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by barely_legal
hmm, the only scene that really does anything for me in the one porn movie I own is a scene with a bunch of women "friends" helping each other try on lingerie (funny that when me and my friends buy lingerie, we don't go home and help each other try it on).

So, as long as the porn involves women's clothing and no closeups of oral sex, then I'm in.

Since we're on the subject of porn, why do porn movies that are supposedly aimed at a female audience show so many closeups of blowjobs? Do women really want to see that in their porn? I see enough penis close-ups when I actually deign to give a blow job, I want my porn to show me things that don't make my jaw ache.

I had a similar thought, prompted by your question re girl-on girl porn: does girl-on-girl porn marketed to lesbians differ substantially fron the run of the mill girl-on-girl stuff aimed ay guys? I would imagine that there are some differences, but I've never done a comparison.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by barely_legal
hmm, the only scene that really does anything for me in the one porn movie I own is a scene with a bunch of women "friends" helping each other try on lingerie (funny that when me and my friends buy lingerie, we don't go home and help each other try it on).

So, as long as the porn involves women's clothing and no closeups of oral sex, then I'm in.

Since we're on the subject of porn, why do porn movies that are supposedly aimed at a female audience show so many closeups of blowjobs? Do women really want to see that in their porn? I see enough penis close-ups when I actually deign to give a blow job, I want my porn to show me things that don't make my jaw ache.

I don't know that I really buy porn aimed at a female audience, but personally I like the blowjob video. As long as it isn't filmed so that it looks like the guy receiving the bj is holding the camera. For some reason, that's more of a turnoff.

Of course, I also like gay male porn, so I'm probably not the average viewer of ostensibly female-oriented porn.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Cite please. I do not know this one.

They built those cities on Rock and Roll.

[The Tiny, Tiny Ex]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I see enough penis close-ups when I actually deign to give a blow job, I want my porn to show me things that don't make my jaw ache.

At least I never made your jaw ache. One small consolation, eh?

And what's the deal with the new place? My full name is too big to fit. A little ironic, no?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by barely_legal
hmm, the only scene that really does anything for me in the one porn movie I own is a scene with a bunch of women "friends" helping each other try on lingerie (funny that when me and my friends buy lingerie, we don't go home and help each other try it on).

So, as long as the porn involves women's clothing and no closeups of oral sex, then I'm in.

Since we're on the subject of porn, why do porn movies that are supposedly aimed at a female audience show so many closeups of blowjobs? Do women really want to see that in their porn? I see enough penis close-ups when I actually deign to give a blow job, I want my porn to show me things that don't make my jaw ache.

I don't mind blowjob scenes, so long as she looks like she's having a good time too. If they last too long, I lose interest and hit the fast forward button. I agree with fringy on the view from above.

As far as I know, most of the girl on girl porn I've seen has been made for straight guys, though I imaigne it could easily turn on lesbians too. I've heard that lesbian porn is rougher than straight porn, but I haven't investigated the matter. I'd be happy to look in on it and report back.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I had a similar thought, prompted by your question re girl-on girl porn: does girl-on-girl porn marketed to lesbians differ substantially fron the run of the mill girl-on-girl stuff aimed ay guys? I would imagine that there are some differences, but I've never done a comparison.

I read an article in GQ or something some months ago about lesbian porn that is marketed to lesbians. Sounded like good stuff. Unfortunately, I threw the magazine out without remembering the name of the production company.

eta: See RT's post, supra. The article said the same thing.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't mind blowjob scenes, so long as she looks like she's having a good time too. If they last too long, I lose interest and hit the fast forward button. I agree with fringy on the view from above.

As far as I know, most of the girl on girl porn I've seen has been made for straight guys, though I imaigne it could easily turn on lesbians too. I've heard that lesbian porn is rougher than straight porn, but I haven't investigated the matter. I'd be happy to look in on it and report back.

Please do.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
They built those cities on Rock and Roll.

I thought they were built on the Mississippi?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Please do.

And remember that a picture is worth 1000 words.