Waiting for Fitzgerald

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So I take it you're anti-death penalty?

Actually yes*. And ftr, this is where I could make some snide and personally destructive comment about your reading comprehension abilities (as I have stated here previously that I am against the death penalty), but because I feel the love, platonically, in an internet sort of way for you and all my charges here, I will turn the other cheek as TIWJWD.



*Under any state or federal criminal code, with the caveat that I am not applying this to enemy combatants. For them I am okay with summary judgment based on the doctrine of "shoot first, ask questions later".

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. I can palm a basketball;
2. I do eat the roast beef... It just bores me; and
3. If I can get a chick off well by fucking her and using parts other than my tongue, what should it matter to her?

1. Nerf, i assume

2. exactly, selfless is about giving to the givee, not about the trials and tribulations of the giver. Given your well publicised boredom, your selfishness is showing. NTTAWWT.

3. Again, selfless giving is about the sensibilities of the givee, not the PoV of the giver. I can get off in a variety of ways, hj, bj, intercourse, but I may prefer one over the other. If the giver is selfless they will seek to satisfy my needs without reference to their perspective on what should satisfy my needs.

[nononono]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
3. If I can get a chick off well by fucking her and using parts other than my tongue, what should it matter to her?

Cause sometimes you just want it.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
Cause sometimes you just want it.

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Exactly and fulfilling that want should be enough for the selfless giver.

[dtb]

Originally posted by nononono
Cause sometimes you just want it.

Like you read about.

[nononono]

Originally posted by dtb
Like you read about.

Oooh, may I borrow some of your books?

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
Foie gras... Is there anything more overpriced/overrated?

Truffles

I just don't get the whole organ meat thing. I mean, I'll have some on a cracker if its being served. But the whole gelatinous mashed-up organ meat or fat-engorged liver thing just seems like high priced dog food to me.

There is quite the difference between say, duck rillets or country pate or seared foie gras.

I get the caviar and vodka thing, however. Superchilled Ketel One is a perfect chaser for caviar or lox and capers and onions.

Ketel One is so fucking pedestrian. If your spending money on caviar, buy a good Russian vodka.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Diane -

How do you rate socially liberal, fiscally conservative men? I assume you figure we're as selfish in the sack as our political views would indicate, but I'm hoping to be surprised.

I can't answer this question objectively due to your inserting yourself (um..yeah, baby?) into the question, cause I've heard you're a hottie and combined with your fucked-upness on this board, I have to assume you'd rock (in a good freaky way) in the bedroom, and I mean this in a non-internet kind of way. Anyhow, I doubt I've ever been with a true social liberal/fiscal liberal because I bet you'd scratch them (which I have done, NTTAWWT) and find a fiscal conservative underneath. These SNAGS have all been philosophical/dreamer types who probably wouldn't part too easily with their girly man purses if push came to shove.

(Anyways, if you exclude blow jobs, I've only had 5 lovers in total so I'm not the expert on rating guys in bed.)

(Plus, I had all 5 at once and so it was tough sorting out all their politics as I kept getting confused about who was pro this or that on domestic policy, yet anti- this or that on foreign policy. It's tough to keep track of these things. But i try.)

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
2. Also the paperbags act as a nice receptable under the sink for other paper products, which is then easily carried down to the recycling bin in the carport.

Plus, the whole thing burns so nicely.

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
(Anyways, if you exclude blow jobs, I've only had 5 lovers in total so I'm not the expert on rating guys in bed.)

did you marry young?

Edit to fix horrendous grammer

[SlaveNoMore]

Diane_Keaton
... cause I've heard you're a hottie...

It amuses me that I can read this - and given the 3 degrees of separation on this Board - I can immediately discern with whom this conversation occurred.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sgtclub
We you married young?

Two questions:

Are you calling Diane a polygamist, or a Mormon?

Are you one of the five?

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Two questions:

Are you calling Diane a polygamist, or a Mormon?

Are you one of the five?

Neither - I just find that number to be unusually low.

Diane - is that 5 that you are counting (after netting out those that you didn't not cum with, those that you were too drunk to remember, etc) or is it a pure 5?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sgtclub
Neither - I just find that number to be unusually low.

Diane - is that 5 that you are counting (after netting out those that you didn't not cum with, those that you were too drunk to remember, etc) or is it a pure 5?

Maybe she is only like 25?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by sgtclub
Neither - I just find that number to be unusually low.

Diane - is that 5 that you are counting (after netting out those that you didn't not cum with, those that you were too drunk to remember, etc) or is it a pure 5?

It's a pure 5. But...when I say blowjobs are excluded (and all oral sex) I mean...that's a lot of stuff we're excluding here, Sarge. Now, I wouldn't say I'm exactly a Blow Job "Queen" (NTTAWWT) but I wouldn't exactly call me a Morman, either.