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01-25-2007, 01:04 PM
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#4351
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Have we reached the "end?"
"My life revolves around paying off debt."
Buzz. Kill.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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01-25-2007, 01:06 PM
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#4352
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Cue the Dead Horse
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Originally posted by dtb
Well, all this talk of ass fucking and cock sucking has really made me want to go study some federal procedure rules.
Thanks, folks!
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If it helps any, notwithstanding the rules, ass-fucking and cock sucking is far more applicable to practice.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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01-25-2007, 01:06 PM
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#4353
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Cue the Dead Horse
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As of now, I am giving up fellatio, unsolicited or otherwise, giving or receiving. Period. It used to be such a beautiful thing. And now it just seems . . . creepy.
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You are so fucking selfish.
At first I typed that as "shellfish." You are shellfish as well. Or as poorly.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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01-25-2007, 01:12 PM
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#4354
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Seriously?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What's to say? She's good looking, but based on the photos you put up, she looks like the typical good looking tv-blonde. Maybe a little better.
I'd rather spend some time with those Colombian chicks.
TM
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product placement screen shot. diet snapple loves this. |
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01-25-2007, 01:12 PM
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#4355
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Seriously?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What's to say? She's good looking, but based on the photos you put up, she looks like the typical good looking tv-blonde. Maybe a little better.
I'd rather spend some time with those Colombian chicks.
TM
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Do you watch the show? It's outstanding, and she is completely unneccessary.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-25-2007, 01:15 PM
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#4356
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Seriously?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
product placement screen shot. diet snapple loves this.
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if it would help Lawtalkers, go sell the placement rights to some other company and I'll get the product photoshopped into the pix.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-25-2007, 01:16 PM
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#4357
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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thrasher and anal and stuff
Thrashers Fan, and anal, were clearly in the mix back when I could still write a decent song parady.
From '03:
Twenty, twenty, twenty more hours to bill
I’d rather be fellated
Read the fashion board to get my thrill
I’d rather be fellated
Just get me to the sex posts
Who has a crush on me?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I TCB
I get no props in paradies
But at least Paigow loves me
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty , twenty more pages of flame,
I’d rather be fellated
Sebby and ltl are both so fucking lame
I’d rather be fellated
Where are the posts ‘bout Cosmo
I mean Great North White Chick
Stories about anal making Thrasher kinda sick
I’d like to sleep with Leagl
But I hear she don’t do dick
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty, twenty more pages to scroll
I’d rather be fellated
Can’t somebody ever post an interesting poll?
I’d rather be fellated
I suppose Proctor might do me
Anttwat, but I’ll pass
I know that Fugee likes me but she thinks I’m kinda crass
Which Fashionistas swallow
And which like it in the ass?
Oh no oh no oh ho
Skek skek skek skek, skek skek skek skek
I’d rather be fellated.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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01-25-2007, 01:16 PM
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#4358
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Cue the Dead Horse
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01-25-2007, 01:16 PM
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#4359
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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Seriously?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if it would help Lawtalkers, go sell the placement rights to some other company and I'll get the product photoshopped into the pix.
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Maybe you could photoshop in a picture of Hillary shooting Vince Foster or something. |
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01-25-2007, 01:24 PM
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#4360
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Have we reached the "end?"
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Originally posted by Adder
No one would actually do that, would they?
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I sort of did that with my student loans -- what are we supposed to do with bonuses? Unless you are talking about the tax break.
I think DS confessed her love for anal on the old board, or the oldold board, and now it's just kind of a known thing, like ironweed's (or ollie's?) tried it once, enjoyed it a LOT while it was going on, disliked the, uh, aftermath enough that he never (to the board's knowledge) did it again thing. I really wish the guy who intro-ed me was not back in Dallas, because he was great. For all I know, part of his job includes poisoning baby bunnies, but even if that's the case, due to my fascination with the noir, he's had a wide-ranging effect and thus is a net positive for the world's happiness. Yay him!
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I'm using lipstick again.
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01-25-2007, 01:26 PM
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#4361
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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Quote:
Originally posted by dc_chef
Wet pussy, very nice.
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First time you've seen it, huh? |
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01-25-2007, 01:26 PM
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#4362
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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thrasher and anal and stuff
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Thrashers Fan, and anal, were clearly in the mix back when I could still write a decent song parady.
From '03:
Twenty, twenty, twenty more hours to bill
I’d rather be fellated
Read the fashion board to get my thrill
I’d rather be fellated
Just get me to the sex posts
Who has a crush on me?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I TCB
I get no props in paradies
But at least Paigow loves me
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty , twenty more pages of flame,
I’d rather be fellated
Sebby and ltl are both so fucking lame
I’d rather be fellated
Where are the posts ‘bout Cosmo
I mean Great North White Chick
Stories about anal making Thrasher kinda sick
I’d like to sleep with Leagl
But I hear she don’t do dick
Oh no oh no oh ho
Twenty, twenty, twenty more pages to scroll
I’d rather be fellated
Can’t somebody ever post an interesting poll?
I’d rather be fellated
I suppose Proctor might do me
Anttwat, but I’ll pass
I know that Fugee likes me but she thinks I’m kinda crass
Which Fashionistas swallow
And which like it in the ass?
Oh no oh no oh ho
Skek skek skek skek, skek skek skek skek
I’d rather be fellated.
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I'm hurt all over again.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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01-25-2007, 01:30 PM
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#4363
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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thrasher and anal and stuff
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm hurt all over again.
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I don't really think you or Sebby are lame; among my faves, in fact. But iirc, this was written shortly after a less-than-entertaining flame war between the two of you.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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01-25-2007, 01:30 PM
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#4364
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Have we reached the "end?"
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
disliked the, uh, aftermath
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What is the aftermath? I don't recall any aftermath. I never did anal in high school.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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01-25-2007, 01:35 PM
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#4365
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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thrasher and anal and stuff
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I don't really think you or Sebby are lame; among my faves, in fact. But iirc, this was written shortly after a less-than-entertaining flame war between the two of you.
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OK. Now I have that song in my head, and it's pretty perky, so I think it's a net positive.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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