Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Atticus calls bullshit later on down the line, but she explains how she did it.

"My life revolves around paying off debt."

Buzz. Kill.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by dtb
Well, all this talk of ass fucking and cock sucking has really made me want to go study some federal procedure rules.

Thanks, folks!

If it helps any, notwithstanding the rules, ass-fucking and cock sucking is far more applicable to practice.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As of now, I am giving up fellatio, unsolicited or otherwise, giving or receiving. Period. It used to be such a beautiful thing. And now it just seems . . . creepy.

You are so fucking selfish.

At first I typed that as "shellfish." You are shellfish as well. Or as poorly.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What's to say? She's good looking, but based on the photos you put up, she looks like the typical good looking tv-blonde. Maybe a little better.



I'd rather spend some time with those Colombian chicks.

TM

product placement screen shot. diet snapple loves this.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What's to say? She's good looking, but based on the photos you put up, she looks like the typical good looking tv-blonde. Maybe a little better.



I'd rather spend some time with those Colombian chicks.

TM

Do you watch the show? It's outstanding, and she is completely unneccessary.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
product placement screen shot. diet snapple loves this.

if it would help Lawtalkers, go sell the placement rights to some other company and I'll get the product photoshopped into the pix.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Thrashers Fan, and anal, were clearly in the mix back when I could still write a decent song parady.

From '03:

Twenty, twenty, twenty more hours to bill
I’d rather be fellated
Read the fashion board to get my thrill
I’d rather be fellated

Just get me to the sex posts
Who has a crush on me?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I TCB
I get no props in paradies
But at least Paigow loves me
Oh no oh no oh ho

Twenty, twenty , twenty more pages of flame,
I’d rather be fellated
Sebby and ltl are both so fucking lame
I’d rather be fellated

Where are the posts ‘bout Cosmo
I mean Great North White Chick
Stories about anal making Thrasher kinda sick
I’d like to sleep with Leagl
But I hear she don’t do dick
Oh no oh no oh ho

Twenty, twenty, twenty more pages to scroll
I’d rather be fellated
Can’t somebody ever post an interesting poll?
I’d rather be fellated

I suppose Proctor might do me
Anttwat, but I’ll pass
I know that Fugee likes me but she thinks I’m kinda crass
Which Fashionistas swallow
And which like it in the ass?
Oh no oh no oh ho

Skek skek skek skek, skek skek skek skek
I’d rather be fellated.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The fight has been running for three days. It doesn'ta ppear y'all have completely dropped it yet.

So suck it. Softly, and run your tongue around the head as you pull back.

Bitch.

TM

[Adder]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if it would help Lawtalkers, go sell the placement rights to some other company and I'll get the product photoshopped into the pix.

Maybe you could photoshop in a picture of Hillary shooting Vince Foster or something.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Adder
No one would actually do that, would they?

I sort of did that with my student loans -- what are we supposed to do with bonuses? Unless you are talking about the tax break.

I think DS confessed her love for anal on the old board, or the oldold board, and now it's just kind of a known thing, like ironweed's (or ollie's?) tried it once, enjoyed it a LOT while it was going on, disliked the, uh, aftermath enough that he never (to the board's knowledge) did it again thing. I really wish the guy who intro-ed me was not back in Dallas, because he was great. For all I know, part of his job includes poisoning baby bunnies, but even if that's the case, due to my fascination with the noir, he's had a wide-ranging effect and thus is a net positive for the world's happiness. Yay him!

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Wet pussy, very nice.

First time you've seen it, huh?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Thrashers Fan, and anal, were clearly in the mix back when I could still write a decent song parady.

From '03:

Twenty, twenty, twenty more hours to bill
I’d rather be fellated
Read the fashion board to get my thrill
I’d rather be fellated

Just get me to the sex posts
Who has a crush on me?
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I TCB
I get no props in paradies
But at least Paigow loves me
Oh no oh no oh ho

Twenty, twenty , twenty more pages of flame,
I’d rather be fellated
Sebby and ltl are both so fucking lame
I’d rather be fellated

Where are the posts ‘bout Cosmo
I mean Great North White Chick
Stories about anal making Thrasher kinda sick
I’d like to sleep with Leagl
But I hear she don’t do dick
Oh no oh no oh ho

Twenty, twenty, twenty more pages to scroll
I’d rather be fellated
Can’t somebody ever post an interesting poll?
I’d rather be fellated

I suppose Proctor might do me
Anttwat, but I’ll pass
I know that Fugee likes me but she thinks I’m kinda crass
Which Fashionistas swallow
And which like it in the ass?
Oh no oh no oh ho

Skek skek skek skek, skek skek skek skek
I’d rather be fellated.

I'm hurt all over again.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm hurt all over again.

I don't really think you or Sebby are lame; among my faves, in fact. But iirc, this was written shortly after a less-than-entertaining flame war between the two of you.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
disliked the, uh, aftermath

What is the aftermath? I don't recall any aftermath. I never did anal in high school.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I don't really think you or Sebby are lame; among my faves, in fact. But iirc, this was written shortly after a less-than-entertaining flame war between the two of you.

OK. Now I have that song in my head, and it's pretty perky, so I think it's a net positive.