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07-27-2007, 05:19 PM
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World Ruler
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What flavor(s)?
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MILF.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-27-2007, 05:22 PM
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#4352
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: greased up in the boudoir
Posts: 11
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So
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In an effort to change the subject, I will do the only thing I know how to do, which is post embarassing details of my personal life. I had halfway decent sex last night for the first time in like, forever, and I think my technique is rusty. I have realized that the solution is to have more sex. It's a banner day.
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Yes, I had halfway decent sex last night too, perhaps impaired by the number of mojitoes I had, but had great sex this morning. Hopefully this bolsters your posit.
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wet dreamin' of you!
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07-27-2007, 05:30 PM
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#4353
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: greased up in the boudoir
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Originally posted by John Phoenix
Maybe you could give him an ascot to wear on your next date?
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some chicks dig that and I am happy to oblige if that is what it takes.
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wet dreamin' of you!
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07-27-2007, 05:30 PM
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#4354
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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So
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
MILF.
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Chocolate? Strawberry? Or plain?
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07-27-2007, 05:33 PM
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#4355
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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The Simpsons
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Anyone tried this yet?
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Several times, without once getting it to work. I left the donut spinning when I went to bed one night and it was still spinning the next morning. Which amused L'il Ty, who then asked who the Burger King guy was. I told him it was the guy from McDonald's, just to keep Burger King from benefitting from the whole fiasco.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-27-2007, 05:34 PM
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#4356
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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So
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Chocolate? Strawberry? Or plain?
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"Vanilla" is generally how we refer to the third flavor of Neopolitan, Penske.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-27-2007, 05:35 PM
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#4357
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2006
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So
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Originally posted by andViolins
So did I!!!!!
Wanna have sex?
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In a pinch, on a Friday night, I find Craigslist to be a fertile source of prospects.
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wet dreamin' of you!
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07-27-2007, 05:37 PM
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#4358
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The Simpsons
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Several times, without once getting it to work. I left the donut spinning when I went to bed one night and it was still spinning the next morning. Which amused L'il Ty, who then asked who the Burger King guy was. I told him it was the guy from McDonald's, just to keep Burger King from benefitting from the whole fiasco.
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Those rat bastards! Stupid Fox.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-27-2007, 05:37 PM
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#4359
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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State-ris
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-27-2007, 05:47 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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State-ris
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You rock.
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Rhode Island sucks.
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07-27-2007, 05:50 PM
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#4361
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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State-ris
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Rhode Island sucks.
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You know why Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-27-2007, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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So
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Originally posted by NOIRFAN
In a pinch, on a Friday night, I find Craigslist to be a fertile source of prospects.
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I hear quite a few people do.
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07-27-2007, 05:58 PM
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#4363
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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State-ris
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You know why Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
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Because of all the Homeland Security funding?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-27-2007, 06:03 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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State-ris
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Because of all the Homeland Security funding?
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Because Oklahoma sucks.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-27-2007, 06:03 PM
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#4365
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: greased up in the boudoir
Posts: 11
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So
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I hear quite a few people do.
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Yes, and for that I am thankful.
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