Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Oh yes, cursive writing is very very sexual. You know how all the letters connect all the time? Daisy chain. TOTAL. ORGIES.

That explains it. I can no longer spell anything in cursive except my own signature. I cannot even remember how to connect a B to a J.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This is what I don't really get about sexy undergarments. If things are going well, they just get in the way. You're ready to get things underway, but then you're presented with a series of clips, hooks, straps, snaps, pulleys, and combination locks. What could have been passionate lovemaking turns into an exercise in de-rigging The Constitution. Sure, variety is nice, but usually it's just more trouble than it's worth. And some of it's kinda itchy.

there's no reason to take off garter belt and hose to have sex. You leave it on so you look sexy. That's the point, no?

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
NJB?

Nice Jewish Boy

(duh)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Nice Jewish Boy

(duh)

Nice Jewish Boys have limos?

I think I should go to Jamaica.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nice Jewish Boys have limos?

I think I should go to Jamaica.

mom and dad will spring for a limo and cover date cost- BIG IF- NJB dates "the right kind of girl."

corrolary- my wife and I had to pay for our wedding on our own.

[Alex_de_Large]

WTF happened to Janet Jackson?!?!?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
there's no reason to take off garter belt and hose to have sex. You leave it on so you look sexy. That's the point, no?

More convenient than a thong/tanga!

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
there's no reason to take off garter belt and hose to have sex. You leave it on so you look sexy. That's the point, no?

You can't take the panties off without removing the garter belt and when you do that, the hose fall off. So you need to go pantyless or do the crotchless thing. It's not easy doing the crotchless undy bit these days because there is hardly any material on thongs as it is. Try finding a crotchless thong.

(Or you could do the "move aside panty" thing).

Damn, I'm horny today.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb

Commando? I don't know. It's an idea that always seems good in theory, but in execution, not so much.

2. Don't know how Sebby does it. Methinks it would give a guy VCL.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
You can't take the panties off without removing the garter belt and when you do that, the hose fall off. So you need to go pantyless or do the crotchless thing. It's not easy doing the crotchless undy bit these days because there is hardly any material on thongs as it is. Try finding a crotchless thong.

(Or you could do the "move aside panty" thing).

Damn, I'm horny today.

I find crotchless underwear to be rather unattractive. I don't know why. Hank, can you interpret?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
You can't take the panties off without removing the garter belt and when you do that, the hose fall off. So you need to go pantyless or do the crotchless thing. It's not easy doing the crotchless undy bit these days because there is hardly any material on thongs as it is. Try finding a crotchless thong.

(Or you could do the "move aside panty" thing).

Damn, I'm horny today.

Oh my god. You wear the thong over top. It all blends in. Every whore worth her salt knows this trick. Where did you all learn to have sex? America?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
You can't take the panties off without removing the garter belt and when you do that, the hose fall off. So you need to go pantyless or do the crotchless thing. It's not easy doing the crotchless undy bit these days because there is hardly any material on thongs as it is. Try finding a crotchless thong.

(Or you could do the "move aside panty" thing).

Damn, I'm horny today.

Psst. Put the panties on OVER the garters.

era: GWINK thinks I am a whore. I am so happy.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Psst. Put the panties on OVER the garters.

Wanna make out?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Wanna make out?

Hell yeah. Can I play with your remote?

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Wanna make out?

Why do I always get left out of the make-out parties?

Is it the thong thing? 'Cause I can learn to love them.