Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hey, thanks for the heads up. You know I never make jokes in return. In fact, my prior post was typed deadpan.

Your fingers have some poker face.

[Adder]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hey, thanks for the heads up. You know I never make jokes in return. In fact, my prior post was typed deadpan.

Yet you have still to stumble upon funny. Keep searching your keyboard, there must be a button on there for that somewhere.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Adder
Yet you have still to stumble upon funny. Keep searching your keyboard, there must be a button on there for that somewhere.

I never claimed that I was all that in the humor department.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
More importantly, what does PPNYC think? Would she giggle or sneer if you checked her out? She has boobs, you know.

With you? I'd look past you like you were dead, until you were uncomfortable and squirmed a bit.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good thing they have quality paralegals hovering their asses.

I think you meant "hoovering". Perhaps you need a paralegal for posting review.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
With you? I'd look past you like you were dead, until you were uncomfortable and squirmed a bit.

When I turned 22 I gave up feeling uncomfortable at ogling people. I generally wave now if they sneer at me or look disgusted.









(who am I kidding, I generally wave WHEN they look disgusted)

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good thing they have quality paralegals hovering their asses.

I thought it was her big tits that hovered, not her ass.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
When I turned 22 I gave up feeling uncomfortable at ogling people. I generally wave now if they sneer at me or look disgusted.









(who am I kidding, I generally wave WHEN they look disgusted)

You just like to get in people's faces. Heck you probably wave at metrosexuals as well. NTTAWWT.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Someone posted something on an LIRR accident. I cannot scroll back to see who but I will say that I heard on WINS radio that it and NY Newsday, a Long Island newspaper have studied LIRR stations and found that significant gaps exist at many stations, and that no one has died in one of these accidents for 10 years according to the LIRR, which means they haven't done anything for 10 years.

That was me; thanks for posting this. I couldn't understand how the girl could fall onto the tracks while getting off the train or why she went under the platform. If she fell through a gap and the train was still there, that could explain things.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is like the guys standing outside the Holland tunnel with VCR boxes filled with sand or rocks.

A friend of my father's once bought an answering machine that turned out to be a brick.

For years afterwards, my dad and his friends gave him rocks that had things written on them like "Treo", "cell phone", "digital camera". They thought they were so funny.

You know, having re-read this, I now realise I have added nothing to the prior inane comment. I've out-inaned PPNYC.

I totally rock. (sigh)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
With you? I'd look past you like you were dead, until you were uncomfortable and squirmed a bit.

Like we travel in the same circles.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A friend of my father's once bought an answering machine that turned out to be a brick.

For years afterwards, my dad and his friends gave him rocks that had things written on them like "Treo", "cell phone", "digital camera". They thought they were so funny.

Your father and his friends were funny. What the hell happened to you?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is like the guys standing outside the Holland tunnel with VCR boxes filled with sand or rocks.

A freshman roommate of mine fell for that, only it was in Times Square, a cam-corder box, and it was filled with newspapers.

In fairness to him, it would have been a hell of a deal for $50.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
A freshman roommate of mine fell for that, only it was in Times Square, a cam-corder box, and it was filled with newspapers.

In fairness to him, it would have been a hell of a deal for $50.

Amateur Hour. heh. [kidding]

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Like we travel in the same circles.

Right, forgot neither a BIGLAW atty? or a banker you be.