Still Hating America.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmph. I knew the baby seal analogy was a bad sign. The seal hunt ended yesterday, and it didn't go well for the hunters.

Wow, they only get $78 per seal. Doesn't really seem worth it.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmph. I knew the baby seal analogy was a bad sign. The seal hunt ended yesterday, and it didn't go well for the hunters.

They should have come down to Washington. The only ice is in the drinks.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wow, they only get $78 per seal. Doesn't really seem worth it.

It's better than Flinty gets.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's better than Flinty gets.

• A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
  
  After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
  
  After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
  
  “No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“

http://www.funnyhub.com/jokes/pages/...ice-cream.html

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
Obama is dominating my zip code -- about 10:1.

Mostly Barack for me too, though interestingly there's one $1000 donation to Duncan Hunter. I guess he'll be the crackpot candidate for the campaign?

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't get the obsession with it being OK to terminate a fetus that is completely inside (or, not "past the point of breech" or whatever the language is) but not OK to terminate the exact same one if someone has yanked part of it out. It's not like the woman has naturally gone into labor and is delivering. What you are essentially saying is that you'd rather have sharp instruments (hey, maybe like a coat hanger!) jabbing around in a crowded area, possibly hurting the uterus and endangering the mother, than having the same result w/r/t the fetus, but less of a chance of surgical complications.

Your reading comprehension has not changed.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

• A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
  
  After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
  
  After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
  
  “No, no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“

http://www.funnyhub.com/jokes/pages/...ice-cream.html

if you have a beak you can't give head.

Like how Slave wanted you to get your teeth all pulled.

[Diane_Keaton]

....recently said he plans to leave acting to pursue a career in politics. I wonder if his psychotic, threatening tirade against his 11 year old daughter will hurt his chances.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
....recently said he plans to leave acting to pursue a career in politics. I wonder if his psychotic, threatening tirade against his 11 year old daughter will hurt his chances.

They seem to have a bad relationship, and that man obviously doesn't handle pain well. Don't know what he thought that would accomplish.

He does, however, have a remarkably hairy chest.

S_A_M

[Spanky]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
....recently said he plans to leave acting to pursue a career in politics. I wonder if his psychotic, threatening tirade against his 11 year old daughter will hurt his chances.



How did that become public? Did the daughter release it? Did Kim Bassinger release it?

[SlaveNoMore]

Hank Chinaski
Like how Slave wanted you to get your teeth all pulled.

Bar Exam Question #4.

Given the following facts, how would you answer the listed questions below:

FACTS

• 1) People repeatedly ask Admin Slave to put poster Hank on ignore.
  
  2) Slave repeated tells said people that "no, that is a bad idea, and ignoring a valid poster, despite the fact you disagree with him, is a bad idea. Just scroll if you dont like him."
  
  3) Three plus years of the same. Rinse. Repeat.
  
  4) Slave goes on hiatus (i.e. becomes a corporate whore)
  
  5) Hank makes cheap gay jailhouse joke at his (repeated defender's) expense

Now, please check the best answer based upon the preceding facts

• A) Hank apologizes for such cheap shot
  
  B) Hank lays low, knowing that Slave will disappear after this post for a week
  
  C) Hank remains steadfast, knowing that a guy like Slave really doesn't give a fuck.
  
  D) Hank starts ending up on those "Land of Fu" requests.
  
  E) A,B and C, but not D
  
  F) I stopped reading at #3 above, if Slave is typing this after 12:01am PST.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Bar Exam Question #4.

Given the following facts, how would you answer the listed questions below:

FACTS

• 1) People repeatedly ask Admin Slave to put poster Hank on ignore.
  
  2) Slave repeated tells said people that "no, that is a bad idea, and ignoring a valid poster, despite the fact you disagree with him, is a bad idea. Just scroll if you dont like him."
  
  3) Three plus years of the same. Rinse. Repeat.
  
  4) Slave goes on hiatus (i.e. becomes a corporate whore)
  
  5) Hank makes cheap gay jailhouse joke at his (repeated defender's) expense

Now, please check the best answer based upon the preceding facts

• A) Hank apologizes for such cheap shot
  
  B) Hank lays low, knowing that Slave will disappear after this post for a week
  
  C) Hank remains steadfast, knowing that a guy like Slave really doesn't give a fuck.
  
  D) Hank starts ending up on those "Land of Fu" requests.
  
  E) A,B and C, but not D
  
  F) I stopped reading at #3 above, if Slave is typing this after 12:01am PST.

Can i put me on ignore? Removing the feedback would really open up my posting, I think.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Bar Exam Question #4.

Given the following facts, how would you answer the listed questions below:

FACTS

• 1) People repeatedly ask Admin Slave to put poster Hank on ignore.
  
  2) Slave repeated tells said people that "no, that is a bad idea, and ignoring a valid poster, despite the fact you disagree with him, is a bad idea. Just scroll if you dont like him."
  
  3) Three plus years of the same. Rinse. Repeat.
  
  4) Slave goes on hiatus (i.e. becomes a corporate whore)
  
  5) Hank makes cheap gay jailhouse joke at his (repeated defender's) expense

Now, please check the best answer based upon the preceding facts

• A) Hank apologizes for such cheap shot
  
  B) Hank lays low, knowing that Slave will disappear after this post for a week
  
  C) Hank remains steadfast, knowing that a guy like Slave really doesn't give a fuck.
  
  D) Hank starts ending up on those "Land of Fu" requests.
  
  E) A,B and C, but not D
  
  F) I stopped reading at #3 above, if Slave is typing this after 12:01am PST.

In fairness to Hank, it was really shitty of you to ask me to have my teeth removed.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Damn.
I'm very curious if this is one of those things that Bush is going to be irrationally stubborn on. I can't imagine that he'll have much support, but it doesn't seem that he cares about support much.

• One bit of good news for Gonzales came late in the day, when Specter, the committee's ranking Republican, announced that he will refrain from publicly asking Gonzales to resign. Justice Department officials had said privately that their best hope for yesterday's hearing was to keep key Republicans, particularly Specter, from calling on Gonzales to quit. About half a dozen GOP lawmakers have asked the attorney general to step down.
  
  A Justice Department official said last night that Gonzales's aides consider the lone Republican call for his resignation yesterday a "positive barometer."
  
  "While we realize Senate Republicans are not happy, they are willing to stick with the attorney general," said the official, who spoke about members of Congress on the condition of anonymity.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...902935_pf.html

New administration slogan: Incompetent and Out of Touch

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

• One bit of good news for Gonzales came late in the day, when Specter, the committee's ranking Republican, announced that he will refrain from publicly asking Gonzales to resign. Justice Department officials had said privately that their best hope for yesterday's hearing was to keep key Republicans, particularly Specter, from calling on Gonzales to quit. About half a dozen GOP lawmakers have asked the attorney general to step down.
  
  A Justice Department official said last night that Gonzales's aides consider the lone Republican call for his resignation yesterday a "positive barometer."
  
  "While we realize Senate Republicans are not happy, they are willing to stick with the attorney general," said the official, who spoke about members of Congress on the condition of anonymity.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...902935_pf.html

New administration slogan: Incompetent and Out of Touch

so what?