Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Come work for the greedy plaintiffs. Nice Friday between Memorial day & Labor day = NO ONE IN OFFICE.

hm. I take it the weather is sucky there today? It's quite pretty here.

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Originally posted by ironweed
And to think I was going to hire you as my latex salesman.

Is it time to go home yet?

go work for pony. or with him. whatever.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
go work for pony. or with him. whatever.

Doesn't work like that.

Who put this thing together? Pony. Who does he trust? Pony.

[Diane_Keaton]

Question about facials for the ladies and metrosexuals in the house:

Inspired by the talk of moist skin on the FB yesterday, I splurged on a pricey facial during lunch yesterday and was astonished to walk in with dryish skin with a slight grey cast and walk out with a really plump, rosy complexion. I reject the pitch they gave that I'd need to purchase the following of their ($$) products to achieve the same effect at home: hydrating mask, light almond scrub, toner, and then moisturizer. I suspect one of these (or maybe even that these were all applied after spending 15 minutes with water steam in my face) is the culprit. Thoughts?

I am sorry this post is so boring. I should have included the part about how the facialist was an attractive young Russian woman and how I got a bit ashamed when I got all tingly down there when she was massaging musky smelling cream by lightly "tickling" my face and how I got naughty thoughts when she massaged cream into my hand by locking her own fingers with mine and squishing down so the base of her pretty slender fingers were grinding against the base of mine. OMG! Am I gay? Or is there some sort of "massage" exclusion?

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Question about facials for the ladies and metrosexuals in the house:

Inspired by the talk of moist skin on the FB yesterday, I splurged on a pricey facial during lunch yesterday and was astonished to walk in with dryish skin with a slight grey cast and walk out with a really plump, rosy complexion. I reject the pitch they gave that I'd need to purchase the following of their ($$) products to achieve the same effect at home: hydrating mask, light almond scrub, toner, and then moisturizer. I suspect one of these (or maybe even that these were all applied after spending 15 minutes with water steam in my face) is the culprit. Thoughts?

What do you use now?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I should have included the part about how the facialist was an attractive young Russian woman and how I got a bit ashamed when I got all tingly down there when she was massaging musky smelling cream by lightly "tickling" my face and how I got naughty thoughts when she massaged cream into my hand by locking her own fingers with mine and squishing down so the base of her pretty slender fingers were grinding against the base of mine. OMG! Am I gay? Or is there some sort of "massage" exclusion?

It's simply been so long since . .. well, you know . . . . that any overt and deliberate human physical contact triggers an intense emotional and sexual reaction, almost a deep longing. You need to . . . well, you know.

Yes, you know what I mean. Go kayaking.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What do you use now?

Liquid neutrogena soupless face wash, followed by a cheap moisturizer like "Kiss My Face" . But I used to use pricier moisturizers, including some bought at the dermo's or Chanel, or stuff like this Kinerase , but I have not seen a difference between the cheap and the pricey moisturizer-wise. I also do the usual glycolic thing a few times a year.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
They're making coozies for 40s now.



While the 40 ounce malt beverage probably needs a coozie more than any other type of beverage, I'm thinking that something happens to your street cred if you're caught drinking a 40 out of anything other than a paper bag.

If Jay Z bought the company and stitched "Roca Coz" on the side, within 2 weeks, you'd be laughed off the block if you were caught drinkin' a fohty in a paper bag.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I see.

www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume

I guess he's right. He really is prettier than I.



TM

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I guess he's right. He really is prettier than I. TM

Okay, but who's got a tighter butt?


Weird that.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I agree with much of what has been written about Phil, it certainly isn't as hard to look good when you have superstars on your team. But, and I'm not positive about this, but I don't think Jordan & Pippen or Shaq & Kobe ever won a championship before Jackson "coached" them. Other coaches had the same or roughly the same personnel, and weren't nearly as successful with these players. Like the guy who coached the Lakers, Del Harris (looks kinda like Leslie Nielsen)--he had Shaq and Kobe, and he didn't do squat.

Phil inherited a seasoned Jordan. And Kobe was way too young for Phil's predecessor to do anything with.

The point is, he didn't develop their talent and hone them into championship players. They were on the doorstep when he walked in the door.

The most credit I can give him is for not fucking things up. But that's like signing on now as Tom Cruise's agent and getting him a $20 MM payday for his next flick. Wow. Great work.

TM

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Okay, but who's got a tighter butt?

Laugh all you want, but who won the free membership to next year's Penguicon with that costume? I thought so.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Okay, but who's got a tighter butt?


Weird that.

Weird what? The ass camel toe?

TM

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Weird what? The ass camel toe?

TM

Weird how the butt looks tight yet the rest of the guy is spilling out all over the damn place, like a big plate of spaghetti.

And, no, I wasn't talking about the ass camel toe. That's not so bad. At least when you compare it to frontal camel toe, which is plainly disturbing.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I guess he's right. He really is prettier than I.



TM

I really think tucking is in order if one is going to wear such a costume. Particularly when the fabric is such a light color.