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03-02-2004, 07:13 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
sigh. I mean in general, when you're on a date and deciding whether to have sex with someone and you get their measurements first.
Don't you all do this?
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No one I've ever dated has fessed up to knowing his measurements. Ever. Would any of the male lawtalkers care to fess up? I'm already guessing that TM and Hank must be monsters in light of the fact they are both 6'11" tall. |
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03-02-2004, 07:14 PM
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eta, I think I heard somewhere that he can't get it up anymore (there's probably not enough blood in his old age body).
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Its true he can't get it up anymore, but its not just due to a circulatory problem. He died of AIDS in 1989.
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03-02-2004, 07:14 PM
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought he was dead.
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Well his career is.
In other news...any of you up for trying out for The Apprentice 2? I'd do it, except I wouldn't want to work in NYC. Besides, I'd kick all your asses. And it wouldn't look too professional for me to be jumping up and down going "woo hoo" when the Donald said "you're fired" to the loser of the week. Plus, I'd probably say something about his hair and he'd get offended maybe.
But if you want to try out... The Apprentice 2
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03-02-2004, 07:16 PM
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Apathy rocks!
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Are you saying you have not actually seen it? ).
Also, some of the better parts of the movies were the trailers with pics of Moby Dick. Now THAT'S a unit.
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Having never seen a porn flick, I have not seen it. I do know who he is, but can't understand how anyone would consider a guy with a cheesy mustache like that do-able, no matter how large his Tab A.
Who's Moby Dick was it?
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03-02-2004, 07:16 PM
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World Ruler
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No one I've ever dated has fessed up to knowing his measurements. Ever. Would any of the male lawtalkers care to fess up? I'm already guessing that TM and Hank must be monsters in light of the fact they are both 6'11" tall.
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Mine sound very impressive in centimeters,
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03-02-2004, 07:16 PM
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dead porn stars
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
After a good 15 years of decomposition, that's not too surprising. Once rigor mortis (sp?) passes, I'm guessing it's difficult for a dead guy to maintain an erection (Buffy the Vampire Slayer notwithstanding).
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Hm. I must have missed that obituary. Nevertheless, before he died, there wasn't much sex for poor mister Holmes in his later years - there wasn't the Viagra to turn to.
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03-02-2004, 07:16 PM
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Flaired.
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Friend of a friend is trying out. Will of course keep the board posted if he makes the cut (early money is saying he won't, and if he does it will be comic*).
*maybe I should rephrase his identifier to acquaintance of a friend |
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03-02-2004, 07:18 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No one I've ever dated has fessed up to knowing his measurements. Ever. Would any of the male lawtalkers care to fess up? I'm already guessing that TM and Hank must be monsters in light of the fact they are both 6'11" tall.
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Flaccid or ready to roll? I have no idea flaccid, as that depends on the temperature outside.
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03-02-2004, 07:18 PM
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Apathy rocks!
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No one I've ever dated has fessed up to knowing his measurements. Ever. Would any of the male lawtalkers care to fess up? I'm already guessing that TM and Hank must be monsters in light of the fact they are both 6'11" tall.
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Are you suggesting the First Annual Popsicle Day?
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03-02-2004, 07:19 PM
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Flaired.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Flaccid or ready to roll? I have no idea flaccid, as that depends on the temperature outside.
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why would anyone want to know flaccid? |
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03-02-2004, 07:19 PM
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Friend of a friend is trying out. Will of course keep the board posted if he makes the cut (early money is saying he won't, and if he does it will be comic*).
*maybe I should rephrase his identifier to acquaintance of a friend
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How big is your friend's dick?
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03-02-2004, 07:20 PM
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Flaired.
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How big is your friend's dick?
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I don't know. I hope never to see it. |
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03-02-2004, 07:20 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
why would anyone want to know flaccid?
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That's the usual state.
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03-02-2004, 07:21 PM
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World Ruler
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How big is your friend's dick?
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From this angle, you look like a big ass.
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03-02-2004, 07:21 PM
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Reality TV
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't know. I hope never to see it.
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Why? Is he ugly?
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