Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.

Thank you, alcohol.

(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)

Dude I know did the same gig in the Georgetown library (4 stories up). Coma for a few weeks, blind in one eye, but otherwise ok.

God bless alcohol.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I will check with my boyfriend.

Oh, you don't need to check. If that's not a joke, it's some incredibly pretentious horseshit.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And kill the board? She broguht it back from death rattles. I'd agree with you if she didn't ask for it.

But she did. And she asked TM no less. I mean, come on... A little assumption of the risk here?

He's right, you know. No, Seb, I assumed the risk. I reserved the right to object though and I think I did a damn good job defending myself and holding my own regardless of how foolish everyone thought I looked.....and not to bring up the non JD thing but no other non JD could. sorry.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
This is proof that nononono is a chick. If there is a guy here that thinks that is debatably "not gay" (or gets an exemption) please step up.

Dude, just go to Craigslist like everyone else. You think Hank is gonna fall for that?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, you don't need to check. If that's not a joke, it's some incredibly pretentious horseshit.

stylistic point.

we've forgotten how to post politely when there are 100s of posts. Most people cannot remember what GWNC was referring too, and thus we cannot understand Sebby's post. A more polite construction would include the post to which she was responding so that the reader need not try to remember.

[Shape Shifter]

quote:
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The cautionary tale of a janitor, his dildo, a rope and two Samoans (spree: news article)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is it less gay because he did it to cheat his job? no.

What if he did it because his gf asked him to?

[nononono]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
and not to bring up the non JD thing but no other non JD could. sorry.

Would you please filter?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by nononono
Would you please filter?

filter

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
filter

Howdjou do that?

And by the way, it's been a long time since I thought about Alejandro Paco.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
filter

Damn you! I can't decide if that was wonderfully helpful or dirty & underhanded.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Removed rant.

Too bitter even for me.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Removed rant.

Too bitter even for me.

But, what about the tits? Good god, man.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Removed rant.

Too bitter even for me.

Truly, you are the tonic water of this board. Bitter, but not too bitter, and delightful with the right kind of liquor in you. Do you stave off malaria?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Removed rant.

Too bitter even for me.

This is your best material.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Truly, you are the tonic water of this board. Bitter, but not too bitter, and delightful with the right kind of liquor in you. Do you stave off malaria?

This is Orwellian in a Coming Up For Air sense.