Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04 - Page 3

Not Me · 03-05-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[Lumberg Voice ] Yeahhhh we're gonna have to interrupt the make-up talk with some Brooke Burke[/Lumberg Voice ]:

Her breast implants look awful naked. You would think someone married to a plastic surgeon would have a better set of implants. The implants are not centered behind her nipples. They do that to try to create cleavage in a woman with far apart breasts pre-op. The nipple on the left points outward more. Most of her naked pics, you only see one nipple. She either covers the other with her hand or they catch her from an angle that you only see one.

She also has some rippling of the left one that you can see in certain shots.

I don't know why she doesn't get it fixed since it obviously bothers her because in most of her naked pics she tries to cover it up. If she didn't make a living off her looks, that might be different.

SPREE - naked Brooke Burke pic:

http://www.abcdiscounters.com/jr/Wal...ive-Beauty.jpg

bilmore · 03-05-2004, 05:51 PM

Doesn't this just always happen?

(Drunken Polish Nun Crashes Her Tractor.)

dtb · 03-05-2004, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Doesn't this just always happen?

(Drunken Polish Nun Crashes Her Tractor.)

Atticus posted this, like, 10 minutes ago!!

(More like 3 days ago, but my brain is addled as well -- what a shocker, I know...)

bilmore · 03-05-2004, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Atticus posted this, like, 10 minutes ago!!

(More like 3 days ago, but my brain is addled as well -- what a shocker, I know...)

Yeah, well, . . .

I posted it better.

(Oops.)

Atticus Grinch · 03-05-2004, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Yeah, well, . . .

I posted it better.

(Oops.)

FWIW, I have no memory of having posted this. It was, however, prominently featured yesterday on almost all of the Weird News sites I frequent.

Atticus Grinch · 03-05-2004, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
[hair fetish]

My own requirement is that hair must be asymmetrical --- it can be all of one length, but it must be parted to one side, never the center, and never pulled tightly back off the forehead. Worst look ever is pulled straight back into a ponytail, with a poof or bangs up front. Ugh. Think "Tonya Harding." That's a very popular look in California's central valley (Sacramento, Modesto, Fresno, Bakersfield). I call it the femmullet. (<-- I invented that.)

Bangs are not good. Bangs make dark haired women look like Prince Valiant. See paigow's avatar.

Hank Chinaski · 03-05-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Atticus posted this, like, 10 minutes ago!!

(More like 3 days ago, but my brain is addled as well -- what a shocker, I know...)

Lots of people think Atticus is too risque for the times. bilmore always posts clean, I can usually let my kids read his stuff. I have no problem with bilmore redoing things cleaned up that atticus had done dirty. Howard Stern does not make Jay Leno irrelevent.

Hank Chinaski · 03-05-2004, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Bangs are not good. Bangs make dark haired women look like Prince Valiant. See paigow's avatar.

I think paigow's avatar is hot. It makes me think of riding crops.

Flinty_McFlint · 03-05-2004, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
My own requirement is that hair must be asymmetrical --- it can be all of one length, but it must be parted to one side, never the center, and never pulled tightly back off the forehead. Worst look ever is pulled straight back into a ponytail, with a poof or bangs up front. Ugh. Think "Tonya Harding." That's a very popular look in California's central valley (Sacramento, Modesto, Fresno, Bakersfield). I call it the femmullet. (<-- I invented that.)

Bangs are not good. Bangs make dark haired women look like Prince Valiant. See paigow's avatar.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. See below too:

or this:

as compared to this:

I will step back from my opinion that all bangs are bad, as you're right, some people can pull it off, but for the most part, yikes.

Flinty, arbiter of women's fashion.

SlaveNoMore · 03-05-2004, 06:44 PM

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NotFromHere
WASHINGTON - Attorney General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized with a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis, his chief spokesman said Friday. Pancreatitis, an inflammation of the pancreas, is usually caused when a gallstone blocks the passage leading from the pancreas to the beginning of the small intestine. It also may be caused by excessive alcohol consumption...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4456560/ While this is a mild condition, and he'll probably get over it, still - it would be interesting if he didn't.

This seems like an appropriate moment for my monthly reminder that had the Democrats not illegally and unconstitutionally allowed a rotting corpse to win a Senator seat in Missouri, Ashcroft wouldn't be AG today.

Hank Chinaski · 03-05-2004, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
the Democrats illegally and unconstitutionally allowed a rotting corpse to win a Senator seat in Missouri,

I heard tell they might run one for VP.

Not Me · 03-05-2004, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I heard tell they might run one for VP.

Paul Wellstone?

Fugee · 03-05-2004, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
So long as [tinted moisturizer] has sunscreen, too.

I love the Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer (SPF 20). It evens out my skin tone without looking cakey so I rarely wear actual foundation anymore.

While we're on makeup, Revlon has a mascara-type product called Colorstay Overtime (tm) Last Tint. Regular mascara ends up in black smudges beneath my eyes. This stuff doesn't give you long length but for me it doesn't come off. I also wear liquid eyeliner because it doesn't come off like pencil but it is trickier to put on so that you don't end up looking like a 60s throwback.

Not Me · 03-05-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
While we're on makeup, Revlon has a mascara-type product called Colorstay Overtime (tm) Last Tint. Regular mascara ends up in black smudges beneath my eyes. This stuff doesn't give you long length but for me it doesn't come off.

I tried it and it flakes off my lashes and gets into my eyes. Contact lens wearers beware.

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Originally posted by Fugee
I also wear liquid eyeliner because it doesn't come off like pencil but it is trickier to put on so that you don't end up looking like a 60s throwback.

Fan of liquid liner myself. Sephora used to make a great waterproof one, but they have discontinued it. The newer one that they sell isn't as good, IMHO.

Atticus Grinch · 03-05-2004, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This seems like an appropriate moment for my monthly reminder that had the Democrats not illegally and unconstitutionally allowed a rotting corpse to win a Senator seat in Missouri, Ashcroft wouldn't be AG today.

Ashcroft lost to that rotting corpse. Good times, good times.