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03-28-2005, 07:06 PM
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Bluefly or Yoox?
Yeah, tight is one thing. Suffocating your mammoth love anaconda is something altogether different.
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If Terri has an anaconda down her throat, she'd probably already be dead. I'm just saying. He confessed to feeding-tube measurements. |
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03-28-2005, 07:06 PM
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#32
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Those things would suffocate NFH's penis.
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And snag the thorns on the wales.
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03-28-2005, 07:07 PM
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#33
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
5'4" 175. Damn.
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Yes, but did Sequels like them? |
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03-28-2005, 07:09 PM
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#34
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If Terri has an anaconda down her throat, she'd probably already be dead. I'm just saying. He confessed to feeding-tube measurements.
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By "your," I meant "my."
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03-28-2005, 07:09 PM
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If Terri has an anaconda down her throat, she'd probably already be dead. I'm just saying. He confessed to feeding-tube measurements.
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The perils of humor are indeed treacherous.
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03-28-2005, 07:09 PM
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And you're saying that buying clothing on the internet worked out for you?
This is what happens. Bobby in the men's department would never have let you walk out with a pair of pants that suffocated your twig and berries.
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I agree that it doesn't always work out on the internets, but I've been sucessful about 75% of the time.
I don't let salespeople help me. Come to think of it, I'm kind of an asshole to them.
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03-28-2005, 07:11 PM
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#37
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
By "your," I meant "my."
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Well hell-OH there, flowery one. |
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03-28-2005, 07:12 PM
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#38
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If Terri has an anaconda down her throat, she'd probably already be dead. I'm just saying. He confessed to feeding-tube measurements.
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Is there only one size of feeding tube? You'd think that the fats would get a larger one to accomodate the extra flow.
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03-28-2005, 07:14 PM
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#39
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is there only one size of feeding tube? You'd think that the fats would get a larger one to accomodate the extra flow.
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our throats are really no bigger than your throats. |
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03-28-2005, 07:19 PM
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#40
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
our throats are really no bigger than your throats.
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It goes in her belly button.
And if Terri could talk, I'm sure her words would be, "But doctor! That's not my bellybutton."
"That's okay. That's not a feeding tube."
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03-28-2005, 07:21 PM
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#41
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It goes in her belly button.
And if Terri could talk, I'm sure her words would be, "But doctor! That's not my bellybutton."
"That's okay. That's not a feeding tube."
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if that is to avoid scarring, an anaconda is going to leave a scar. a regular old feeding tube would not. |
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03-28-2005, 07:38 PM
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Thanks.
I bought a pair of Zegna thin-waled cords (on sale...$38 -- sorry NFH - I bought it at uber-discount). Let's just say that Zegna doesn't make casual clothes for Americans. Suits? Yes. But these things were so tight in the ass/crotch (visibly)...yikes. Not good. Mamel toe, etc. You just can't get away with flaunting your plums and feeding tube that way on this side of the pond.
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Wait. what was it before being changed back?
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03-28-2005, 07:41 PM
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#43
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
5'4" 175. Damn.
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No worries. Try basic black and white plaid pants, especially tight ones. These can have a lengthening effect that will make you seem taller in the club.
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03-28-2005, 07:42 PM
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#44
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wait. what was it before being changed back?
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"Vacuous Sluts And Perfidious Dandies"
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-28-2005, 07:44 PM
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#45
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[To Be Named By Coltrane]
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
our throats are really no bigger than your throats.
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Have any of your people's periodicals considered the impact of feeding tubes? I mean it sounds like you could eat through the tube WHILE eating orally. That must be a breakthrough of some sort.
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