Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*sniff* *deepsigh* 'sok. I could never pull it off...

You can't be board siren b/c you are too smart to fuck anybody from this crazy-ass board. Sirens can't have standards.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
no, being most slutiest.

Burger makes a good case.

But I'm honored I am even in the running for board siren (thanks ncs).

And what about b n' b? Maybe she can join in the wrestling fun.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It does? Damn, there's so much I failed to consider whilst man-trapping.

You know, we should write a book on such things and sell it (through the lawtalkers link) on Amazon. Surely there are other spinsters out there thinking about man-trapping, but they don't know how to go about doing it.

We could keep the site going for years from the proceeds.

Have any of the FB men been mantrapped? They could tell their side of the story.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
Me too. In fact, I have.

There are days when I wonder why I bother to check in here.

Not today.

[robustpuppy]

Does anybody know how to fix the following problem?

You want to send a Word document to someone via email, but you make the stupid mistake of going to the file menu and clicking on send, rather than going into outlook and inserting the file as an attachment. As a result, Word turns the document into the body of an email -- meaning when you open the document, you get all the email address headers and whatnot.

How do you get it back to a regular document, absent hitting select-all and copying all the text into a new word document? If I do that I will lose formatting and lots of other necessary shit.

I freaking hate bill gates.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
You can't be board siren b/c you are too smart to fuck anybody from this crazy-ass board. Sirens can't have standards.

Don't the sirens just lure men to their death on the rocks, so no man ever reaches them?

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, it is ON!! You are going down faster than me on a first date!

(And if I lose I want to be nominated for Most Sluttiest or failing that, Most Canadian. I have a good feeling I could crush str8 like a bug on that one.)

I was gonnga nominate abba for sluttiest. Soundsl ike we finally have a category with some competition. Str8? Care to handicap it?

And speaking of Str8, he is the leading contender for Jewiest Canadian. You aren't jewish are you?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, we should write a book on such things and sell it (through the lawtalkers link) on Amazon. Surely there are other spinsters out there thinking about man-trapping, but they don't know how to go about doing it.

We could keep the site going for years from the proceeds.

Have any of the FB men been mantrapped? They could tell their side of the story.

I promised to stop posting about my "relationship" with slave.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does anybody know how to fix the following problem?

You want to send a Word document to someone via email, but you make the stupid mistake of going to the file menu and clicking on send, rather than going into outlook and inserting the file as an attachment. As a result, Word turns the document into the body of an email -- meaning when you open the document, you get all the email address headers and whatnot.

How do you get it back to a regular document, absent hitting select-all and copying all the text into a new word document? If I do that I will lose formatting and lots of other necessary shit.

I freaking hate bill gates.

You see the box that says "to"? Put your secretary's email in there.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does anybody know how to fix the following problem?

You want to send a Word document to someone via email, but you make the stupid mistake of going to the file menu and clicking on send, rather than going into outlook and inserting the file as an attachment. As a result, Word turns the document into the body of an email -- meaning when you open the document, you get all the email address headers and whatnot.

How do you get it back to a regular document, absent hitting select-all and copying all the text into a new word document? If I do that I will lose formatting and lots of other necessary shit.

I freaking hate bill gates.

I think it's a toggle button, just hit it again.

THat's the last useful thing I'll ever post. And I don't even think it's useful.

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I was gonnga nominate abba for sluttiest. Soundsl ike we finally have a category with some competition. Str8? Care to handicap it?

And speaking of Str8, he is the leading contender for Jewiest Canadian. You aren't jewish are you?

I like this strategy.

If I fail to win the crown of Most Slutiest or Most Easily Amused, I hope to be included on a list of "Top 10 Posters Named dtb".

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Talk about a broad generalization (HA!) based on personal experience.

I wasn't just talking about broads.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I tried the dark chocolate Darth Vader M&Ms and I loved them. I may get really fat now.

Sweet, and with that MR has the other third of his F(R)FM

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ok, let me explain. The beauty of this here internet is that you can be whatever you want on the internet. Some choose to be elvish warlords, some choose to be pretty ladies, some choose to be 6' 11" with massive penii, some choose to be monkeys, and some choose to be neurotic spinsters. If you must know, I am not actually a monkey, nor a pretty lady. But I am good natured and tiddy.

1) Nobody chooses to be a neurotic spinster. Its just the shitthat happens when you hit thirty and your Coltrane hasn't come in.

2) Are you shinny?

[barely_legal]

Fuck, I still don't know how to use this board.

And GGG, try not to give away my game, ok?