Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I stayed in a lot with my husband. It was boring as hell. The NHL playoffs were on, so I watched a lot of hockey.

hey, at least he was willing and able to give you head.



don't tell me if he wasn't. in the realm of imaginary friends' ex- and soon-to-be ex-husbands, I still have him in the "cool" category.



ETA: apparently if you use the tag [size=small], in actuality size=larger than normal. odd that.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Great googly moogly you may be onto something there! I never said these guys didn't seem like crackpots, just that some of their ideas are interesting (though ultimately unfollowable for me). I probably cut off the quote too soon, because it think he clarified that the reason he turned to the ape family is because they are our closest evolutionary* relatives.

*if you believe in that theory.

Some might argue that the reason man has evolved fairly quickly into a "smart" species was because they did cook their food. When was the last time you saw a fish using a hibachi and writing poetry? It's just logic.


eta: P.S. I wouldn't want to be in a room with all those Raw Foods devotees. They might argue that their intestinal gases are less foul, but if you've ever been around an elephants, you know that the volume more than makes up for the deadliness. I'm just saying.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ironweed
And who can argue with logic? It's so logical. It's like if you were to eat nothing but plankton, you could grow about 80 feet long on average and weigh about 120 tons. So stay away from the plankton.

Is it raw plankton?

[ltl/fb]

Oh nevermind.

In lieu of original post, I note that the raw foods site lets you cook things at 105 degrees. Or heat them to that temperature. Apparently this is enough to soften things like cauliflower.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Great googly moogly you may be onto something there! I never said these guys didn't seem like crackpots, just that some of their ideas are interesting (though ultimately unfollowable for me). I probably cut off the quote too soon, because it think he clarified that the reason he turned to the ape family is because they are our closest evolutionary* relatives.



*if you believe in that theory.

I fear I have offended and now must make amends! I purposely left out the more reasonable bit of the crackpot quote you quoted because "It's just logic" was the money bit. And for the record I believe that beer and hamburgers are irrefutable evidence of intelligent design, as anyone who has met me can attest.

[NotFromHere]

So TM, did you watch the entire series or did you cut out before the end? I kind of lost interest when that guy killed himself, but I picked up interest again after a couple of weeks.

NBC's "The Contender" may not have been a smash hit, but it had a solid base of about 6 million viewers per week, and it has rabid support among fans. Still, in mid-May, host and producer Sylvester Stallone said he didn't think the show would be returning for a second season. He cited the show's time slot — 8 p.m. on Sundays, opposite ABC's powerhouse "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" — as one reason that it didn't take off.

Executive producers Sugar Ray Leonard, Stallone, and Mark Burnett are reportedly talking to ESPN about taking the series to the cable network for a second season. And NBC has said they haven't officially turned down the show yet.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
hey, at least he was willing and able to give you head.



don't tell me if he wasn't. in the realm of imaginary friends' ex- and soon-to-be ex-husbands, I still have him in the "cool" category.

Oh, he was and is very cool. I was the one being boring. He was just accompanying me.

Originally posted by ironweed
I fear I have offended and now must make amends! I purposely left out the more reasonable bit of the crackpot quote you quoted because "It's just logic" was the money bit. And for the record I believe that beer and hamburgers are irrefutable evidence of intelligent design, as anyone who has met me can attest.

This is my Not Bob of the Day. I'm outta here!!!

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
[diets]

I worked on a deal recently with a follower of Judaism who was orthodox to the point that he only ate kosher. It made getting lunch at a proper restaurant an interesting experience.

Surely, much of the experience was tied to my general ignorance about the kosher preparation of food, but after learning more about stuff like the little certification symbols on food products and for restaurants, it felt mildly akin to entering into some speak-easy underground economy.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So TM, did you watch the entire series or did you cut out before the end? I kind of lost interest when that guy killed himself, but I picked up interest again after a couple of weeks.

NBC's "The Contender" may not have been a smash hit, but it had a solid base of about 6 million viewers per week, and it has rabid support among fans. Still, in mid-May, host and producer Sylvester Stallone said he didn't think the show would be returning for a second season. He cited the show's time slot — 8 p.m. on Sundays, opposite ABC's powerhouse "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" — as one reason that it didn't take off.

Executive producers Sugar Ray Leonard, Stallone, and Mark Burnett are reportedly talking to ESPN about taking the series to the cable network for a second season. And NBC has said they haven't officially turned down the show yet.

It's worth watching just for the brilliant analysis.

– Sly: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!"


– Sugar: "Look at those shots!"


– Sly & Sugar: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"


– Sly: "Ohhhhhhhh!"


– Sugar: "Look at th- ... unbelievable!"

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...simmons/050525

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I won't ask why you were watching Bambi.

I distinctly remember watching that movie at the age of six and I brought the subject up with my mum recently. She said, there was no way that I would have taken you to that sadistic movie. Well, somebody did.

Translation: Sometimes my mommy talks to the people in her head too.

TM

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Sometimes my mommy talks to the people in her head too.

TM

Congrats- you managed to donate both the worst momma joke and translation in one sentence to the board.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, your kid is gonna have to compete with Baby Girl Spears who will clearly have geography and the Q Factor on her side. A plus for you is that your kid is more likely to get into Yale. I amnot sure legacy could help little spears.

I'm not sure being married to a legacy will help her chances for being admitted. I doubt it comes up often. RP's grandkids, however, will be set.

But this might be putting the cart before the horse. Evan-outa-vannuys will have his pick of cali-hotties, and will be getting laid like carpet by the time he's 11. So the RP-rogeny better have skills to pay the bills if she's gonna man-trap my boy.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Well, Paul Simon did not earn you any points, but I actually had to look up the Nields on the world wide internet. I got to the homepage of the sister folk duo from Northampton, MA, and read the following:

"May 30, 2005
Joyous News From Katryna [Nields]

Hello friends!

Wow. I hardly know how to begin. I am overjoyed because I am going to sing with my sister again. I am going to sing to my children again. I am going to sing when I am all alone in the house. I am going to sing to keep myself awake when I am driving."

That is as far as I got. I am purchasing an unlimited pass to the Zesty One's vomitorium.

I like the pants of the chick on the right, though. I have a similar pair, except tighter:

Oh crap I saw them once at the [Nic Harcourt] Hotel Cafe [/Nic Harcourt]. They were actually pretty good. Kind of a poor man's Ditty Bops. I trust you that their website is insufferable.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

except with donuts.

TM

I'm sorry, but posters are only allowed to mistake me for fringey on the politics board.