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Old 03-03-2004, 12:14 PM   #4561
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While watching Autopsy XXXIII, Dead and Loving it, there was a piece on siamese twins who were joined by scar tissue that every doctor of that era refused to cut because they didn't know if the two shared any organs and couldn't prevent infection anyway. But the two were actually completely independent people joined by some skin and one small vein.

So, my question: If one siamese twin, permanently connected to his brother, kills his girlfriend in an act of passion and admits his guilt, what happens? How does he get punished?

I recognize that this is one of those law school hypos that gets asked on the third day of crim law, but I skipped that day. Hook a brothah up witcha notes.

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there's this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqu...-21409,00.html

Which has people accusing the non-actor of being at least an accessory. That still doesn't answer how different sentences are served.
I'm afraid you'll have to give it another hour or so for the definitive google answer to be generated.
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:14 PM   #4562
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Fabio's peeps speak out

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/162861_joe03.html

I've now learned many interesting things about "the maned one", not the least of which is that he is creating a clothing line for Sam's Club. Must make Martha Stewart feel a little better about her sell-out to K-Mart.

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Old 03-03-2004, 12:16 PM   #4563
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I recognize that this is one of those law school hypos that gets asked on the third day of crim law, but I skipped that day. Hook a brothah up witcha notes.
Apropos of nothing, I recently noticed that the Washington Capitals have two black players (Anson Carter, "former Ranger/now good" and Mike Grier) who are occasionally on the ice at the same time.
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:17 PM   #4564
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Regina v. Dudley
Regina is a Canadian city - the capital of Saskatchewan. The second week of law school, this girl put up her hand in crim and asked why so much crime was committed there.
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http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/162861_joe03.html

I've now learned many interesting things about "the maned one", not the least of which is that he is creating a clothing line of Sam's Club. Must make Martha Stewart feel a little better about her sell-out to K-Mart.
What were you doing last weekend ncs?

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his manager Eric Ashenberg relayed a statement.

"Fabio wishes Larissa nothing but the best," Ashenberg said. "Other than that, the only thing he has to say is if that guy is looking to date someone he (Fabio) hasn't, he should start dating men."
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:22 PM   #4566
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Regina is a Canadian city - the capital of Saskatchewan. The second week of law school, this girl put up her hand in crim and asked why so much crime was committed there.
Is it pronounced "Re-jye-nah"? (Who can help but giggle at that if it is?)**





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Old 03-03-2004, 12:31 PM   #4567
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Is it pronounced "Re-jye-nah"? (Who can help but giggle at that if it is?)**





**Answer? Anyone over the age of 12, except me.
Yes. Like the Queen.

I had to call this woman once whose name was Regina. When I called I asked for Re-jee-na. She got all pissed off and said "it's Re-jye-na! Re-jye-na!", like she was talking to a 3-year old. I giggled at that.
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:15 PM   #4568
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While watching Autopsy XXXIII, Dead and Loving it, there was a piece on siamese twins who were joined by scar tissue that every doctor of that era refused to cut because they didn't know if the two shared any organs and couldn't prevent infection anyway. But the two were actually completely independent people joined by some skin and one small vein.

So, my question: If one siamese twin, permanently connected to his brother, kills his girlfriend in an act of passion and admits his guilt, what happens? How does he get punished?

I recognize that this is one of those law school hypos that gets asked on the third day of crim law, but I skipped that day. Hook a brothah up witcha notes.

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The only thing I learned in law school that I really remember is how to open a beer bottle with a cigarette lighter. Wasn't there something about bifurcation?
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Janet Jackson is planning to host and perform on Saturday Night Live.
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Another source familiar with the situation adds, “She’s stayed out of the public eye since the whole Super Bowl fiasco. She’ll almost certainly do a skit that will refer to and spoof [the incident] in hopes of encouraging everyone to chill about this whole thing.”
Gee, I wonder if she'll be able to get Timberlake to be designated ripper-offer again. If not him, then who? Jimmy Fallon?nipplegate
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:29 PM   #4570
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He developed a game which has not yet been sold. So, he's really geeky (and not rich), but he is a god to his kind.
So he's a lady killer with hot geek chicks? Or is it that he's getting major virtual action in the "cyber-world"?
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:32 PM   #4571
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The only thing I learned in law school that I really remember is how to open a beer bottle with a cigarette lighter. Wasn't there something about bifurcation?
Can you show me how? I think I skipped Torts that day.
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Old 03-03-2004, 01:32 PM   #4572
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Siamese conundrum.
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Can you show me how? I think I cut Torts that day.
Too much Mexican?



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Old 03-03-2004, 01:34 PM   #4574
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So he's a lady killer with hot geek chicks? Or is it that he's getting major virtual action in the "cyber-world"?
I guess they are indeed hot geek chicks. His young girlfriend is the hot sister of a nerdling.
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So he's a lady killer with hot geek chicks?
Hot geek chicks are hot.
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