Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was shocked to learn that they have moisturizer products for sale in Dallas also.

everyone should just leave stuff in bins at the airports then when you arrive you can pick up stuff other people left there.

can someone check if we need to check laptops?

[Adder]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She is never all that heavily involved. Unless you count cashing the ridiculously large checks that she receives in your involvement equation. She's an Executive Producer, I believe. And I say good for her. I wonder if she and Tyra ever strip down to their VS intimates and roll around in their reality-tv cash together. Better or worse visual than a wet t-shirt fight in a fountain?

The better visual is the one of which you have pictures (or, alternatively, the one that doesn't involve PPNY).

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She is never all that heavily involved. Unless you count cashing the ridiculously large checks that she receives in your involvement equation. She's an Executive Producer, I believe. And I say good for her. I wonder if she and Tyra ever strip down to their VS intimates and roll around in their reality-tv cash together. Better or worse visual than a wet t-shirt fight in a fountain?

You don't think they actually wear that crap IRL do you?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
everyone should just leave stuff in bins at the airports then when you arrive you can pick up stuff other people left there.

can someone check if we need to check laptops?

Why? Does your laptop run on toothpaste and eyedrops?

Just show up naked with NO carry-on. Those are the new rules.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

I miss Usman. <sniff.>

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm out. I have to try on pencil skirts and cashmere for the fall and new shoes.

Baby, honey, sweetie, penske; I hate to break it to you, but if I've heard of pencil skirts, then that means they definitely are not trendy anymore, so don't bother.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why? Does your laptop run on toothpaste and eyedrops?

Just show up naked with NO carry-on. Those are the new rules.

From what I heard this morning on CNN, Fox, MSNBC and NBC, laptops are under serious consideration as the next thing to be banned. They probably don't report that on People.com or superificial.com or the other news sites you tend to cite. No offence.

Eitherwhichway, I think it is some measure of just desserts that Hank be inconvienced on his trip home, given the nature of his dalliance whilst out west. Hank reaps what he sowed.

[NotFromHere]

For Hank and apparently Penske:

Liquids are banned from carry-on luggage and cannot be taken through security checkpoints. That includes drinks, toothpaste, perfume, shampoo, hair gel, suntan lotion and similar items.

Drinks purchased in the airport cannot be carried onto flights.

Medications will be allowed but must be presented for inspection at security checkpoints.

Mothers can bring baby formula on board, but only after drinking it in front of security officials first.

All shoes must be removed and placed on an X-ray belt for screening.

Passengers are also asked to arrive at least two hours early to allow for additional screening.

Passengers traveling to the United Kingdom should contact their airline for information about any extra security measures or precautions that might be required. Laptop computers, mobile phones and iPods are among items banned on British flights.

[Gattigap]

When you are in Toledo, walking home from the grocery store with a gallon of milk, and are accosted by five fat women who demand that you hand the milk over: if you know what's good for you, you do it.

Read the police report. "Victim stated one of the hefty girls ordered him to surrender his milk.... Victim stated he realized this was no joke when the rotund robbers began pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists and the milkjug from his grasp."

Clearly there are some frustrated noir* writers on the staff of the Toledo PD. Pure poetry.

Gattigap




* No, not THAT noir.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Baby, honey, sweetie, penske; I hate to break it to you, but if I've heard of pencil skirts, then that means they definitely are not trendy anymore, so don't bother.

Trust me, there are fact checkers looking for new jobs as I type.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
For Hank:

Liquids are banned from carry-on luggage and cannot be taken through security checkpoints. That includes drinks, toothpaste, perfume, shampoo, hair gel, suntan lotion and similar items.

Drinks purchased in the airport cannot be carried onto flights.
Medications will be allowed but must be presented for inspection at security checkpoints.

Mothers can bring baby formula on board, but only after drinking it in front of security officials first.

All shoes must be removed and placed on an X-ray belt for screening.

Passengers are also asked to arrive at least two hours early to allow for additional screening.

Passengers traveling to the United Kingdom should contact their airline for information about any extra security measures or precautions that might be required. Laptop computers, mobile phones and iPods are among items banned on British flights.

I fucking hate people. Especially the people who make these rules.

[SEC_Chick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Mothers can bring baby formula on board, but only after drinking it in front of security officials first.

Ummm... I am flying this weekend with the Chicklet for the first time so I wonder how much I am going to have to drink. Perhaps Lactation Lover can accompany me through security. I really believed that they weren't going to make you drink breastmilk after that post-9/11 incident where a TSA guy made a mother drink it and the media portrayed national outrage.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Are the t-shirts Pink or Brooks Brothers?

T Pink

[SEC_Chick]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Ummm... I am flying this weekend with the Chicklet for the first time so I wonder how much I am going to have to drink. Perhaps Lactation Lover can accompany me through security. I really believed that they weren't going to make you drink breastmilk after that post-9/11 incident where a TSA guy made a mother drink it and the media portrayed national outrage.

Per the TSA website I will not have to partake:

Question
Media reports indicated that passengers may be forced to sample infant formula or milk before being permitted to fly. Is that true?



Answer
No. TSA will not ask passengers to sample fluids or beverages during the screening process. This process is being required at foreign airports and is not required at any domestic U.S. airport. Infant formula must be submitted for inspection to a TSA security officer by passengers traveling with a baby

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
Ummm... I am flying this weekend with the Chicklet for the first time so I wonder how much I am going to have to drink. Perhaps Lactation Lover can accompany me through security. I really believed that they weren't going to make you drink breastmilk after that post-9/11 incident where a TSA guy made a mother drink it and the media portrayed national outrage.

I missed that story. Why the outrage? Because people were totally disgusted? I'm presuming the mom drank it from the bottle.