Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 306

ltl/fb · 01-12-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
(NFH, are you trying to displace my young star, Coltrane, here? OK, you can be Maggie.)

By "star" I assume you mean "stud" and by "stud" I assume you mean "favorite bowel for my movements."

And by "Maggie," I assume you mean "Marge."

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-12-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
By "star" I assume you mean "stud" and by "stud" I assume you mean "favorite bowel for my movements."

Do we really need another Slave/Shifter thing here?

Watch out, or I'll cast you as Big Momma.

crazy lou · 01-12-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You could have added a little to your previous post, you know, to make it more interesting.

Buenos noches, Crazy Lou, back in da' house. Still nursing a hangover from last night, which has been exascerbated by today's shitty day. Things didn’t start so bad, as my beershit plan from yesterday was a success, but around 11:00 the whole day went into the proverbial shitter. My Ex-GF called me. Collect. Nice, as Firm policy mandates no collect calls. On the other hand I would have liked to talk to her and tell her that I have nailed exactly 27 chicks since the break-up and that she is a worthless piece of dysfunctional booze n’ pill addicted crap and that she can fuck off forever. But she called collect. Such is life.

So the workday ruined, I decided to get drunk at lunch and ended up back at my pad at 4:00 and I encountered the local homeless guy on my stoop. He accosts me with a request for a dollar and after I tell him no, he tells me to come to curb and check something out. Its my neighbor’s new Audi A4. The bum points to the bumper and says "know what that is" It looks like hairgel, so I say, “hairgel” and he says, no, “cum”. Apparently the bum stole the Hustler magazine out of my mailbox and got so horny that he rubbed one out on my neighbor’s car. Sick fuck!

So that’s my day. I’m thinking I will have to get more drunk tonight. I have an 8:00 dinner at the Lucky Dish. Then. Who knows.

later.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-12-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think you meant "You should have been out with me in LA with me Saturday night with me."

And you're right. I should have. You have no idea just how bad my Saturday night was....

Hint: Don't inhale the Dora cake before you bounce on Nemo.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-12-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: My wife is sick of my schtick.

TM

Just so long as she's not sick of my dick...

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-12-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Fine. You're not invited to the gala second birthday party, complete with Nemo bounce-house, Dora ice cream cake, Elmo pinata...

Are you really one of these parents? What a fucking waste of money.

Cake, chips, popcorn, soda and pizza make for a good birthday party for 2 year olds. If you have those things and some bubble guns your kid's party will be a huge success. All the crap you just mentioned is for showing off to the other parents.

Make sure you serve beer for the adults, though.

TM

ltl/fb · 01-12-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Do we really need another Slave/Shifter thing here?

Watch out, or I'll cast you as Big Momma.

I already AM big momma, and you would be unable to cast any hook that was baited with me, slimy wimp.

crazy lou · 01-12-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you really one of these parents? What a fucking waste of money.

Cake, chips, popcorn, soda and pizza make for a good birthday party for 2 year olds. If you have those things and some bubble guns your kid's party will be a huge success. All the crap you just mentioned is for showing off to the other parents.

Make sure you serve beer for the adults, though.

TM

Beware the Corona. It tastes like piss.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-12-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you really one of these parents? What a fucking waste of money.

Cake, chips, popcorn, soda and pizza make for a good birthday party for 2 year olds. If you have those things and some bubble guns your kid's party will be a huge success. All the crap you just mentioned is for showing off to the other parents.

Make sure you serve beer for the adults, though.

TM

Jesus, you sound as crotchety as me.

Serve vodka. Beer does not blot out the screeching of excited children.

Can you give xanax to kids?

bold_n_brazen · 01-12-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you really one of these parents? What a fucking waste of money.

Cake, chips, popcorn, soda and pizza make for a good birthday party for 2 year olds. If you have those things and some bubble guns your kid's party will be a huge success. All the crap you just mentioned is for showing off to the other parents.

Make sure you serve beer for the adults, though.

TM

Do I really strike you as one of those parents? Sheesh. It's like you don't even know me anymore.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-12-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by crazy lou
Buenos noches, Crazy Lou, back in da' house. Still nursing a hangover from last night, which has been exascerbated by today's shitty day. Things didn’t start so bad, as my beershit plan from yesterday was a success, but around 11:00 the whole day went into the proverbial shitter. My Ex-GF called me. Collect. Nice, as Firm policy mandates no collect calls. On the other hand I would have liked to talk to her and tell her that I have nailed exactly 27 chicks since the break-up and that she is a worthless piece of dysfunctional booze n’ pill addicted crap and that she can fuck off forever. But she called collect. Such is life.

So the workday ruined, I decided to get drunk at lunch and ended up back at my pad at 4:00 and I encountered the local homeless guy on my stoop. He accosts me with a request for a dollar and after I tell him no, he tells me to come to curb and check something out. Its my neighbor’s new Audi A4. The bum points to the bumper and says "know what that is" It looks like hairgel, so I say, “hairgel” and he says, no, “cum”. Apparently the bum stole the Hustler magazine out of my mailbox and got so horny that he rubbed one out on my neighbor’s car. Sick fuck!

So that’s my day. I’m thinking I will have to get more drunk tonight. I have an 8:00 dinner at the Lucky Dish. Then. Who knows.

later.

If he'll jack off for no money, what will he do for a buck? I have some freelance work for him.

Hank Chinaski · 01-12-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Too bad you weren't around during the Great Desiron screwing.

TM

This kind of shit is just like an undercut- potentially career threatening and dirty play.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-12-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Stole your watch back when no one was looking, hunh?

TM

Those tits were real!

Hank Chinaski · 01-12-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Those tits were real!

If you'd post this for no money, what would you do for a buck?

Prediction- he'll want to say something about my sis/mom/wife but won't now.

Sidd Finch · 01-12-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you really one of these parents? What a fucking waste of money.

Cake, chips, popcorn, soda and pizza make for a good birthday party for 2 year olds. If you have those things and some bubble guns your kid's party will be a huge success. All the crap you just mentioned is for showing off to the other parents.

Make sure you serve beer for the adults, though.

TM

She needs a lot more than soda and pizza to distract the kids while she sneaks off for more coke.