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Hank Chinaski · 08-01-2007, 11:16 AM

http://www.kptv.com/news/13785931/detail.html#

Flower, how do you rate this?

imminent night in jail?

DUII Charge Not The First For 'Little People' Star

HELVETIA, Ore. -- Matt Roloff, who stars in the show "Little People, Big World" on The Learning Channel, has pleaded not guilty to a charge of driving under the influence of intoxicants.

Roloff appeared in Washington County Court on Monday.

On June 19 at 11:52 p.m., a Washington County deputy pulled over Roloff, 45, in his white 2005 Chevrolet van as he was driving west on West Union Road near Cornelius Pass Road.

Deputies said Roloff failed a field sobriety test and was arrested. He was taken to the Washington County Jail and cited on charges of DUII, refusing a breath test and failing to drive within a lane.

In a statement from TLC, a spokesperson said they will not comment until court proceedings have run their course.

Last month's incident wasn't the first time Roloff has been linked to a driving under the influence charge. In 2003, Roloff had a DUII charge dismissed after he completed an alcohol diversion program.

Hank Chinaski · 08-01-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I think the evidence is still inconclusive about the drop in the number of pirates.

ltl/fb · 08-01-2007, 11:31 AM

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What about the Madonna? I would guess that's a 2. Though I've never gazed upon imminent-anal-penetration-face of a girl.

You felt the need to specify "of a girl"? Hmmmmmm.

dtb · 08-01-2007, 11:32 AM

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You felt the need to specify "of a girl"? Hmmmmmm.

No. I won't fuck you.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 08-01-2007, 11:36 AM

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You felt the need to specify "of a girl"? Hmmmmmm.

I actually thought the key word was "face." When she's wearing the chin strap-on, she can't really tell what the facial expression is.

ltl/fb · 08-01-2007, 11:42 AM

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No. I won't fuck you.

Hmph. In the spirit of sour grapes, I doubt you could inspire that face on a girl anyway.

Atticus Grinch · 08-01-2007, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am going to label your categories as "1" (impending fellatio) and "2" (imminent anal penetration) and throughout the day will let you know into which of these categories your picks fall.

Not to confuse things, but can we label them "A" and "B" instead? Hank may find your system confusing because it has certain resonances.

Otherwise you're batting 1.000.

ltl/fb · 08-01-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Not to confuse things, but can we label them "A" and "B" instead? Hank may find your system confusing because it has certain resonances.

Otherwise you're batting 1.000.

I would think "B" and "C" would be more appropriate.

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-01-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Not to confuse things, but can we label them "A" and "B" instead? Hank may find your system confusing because it has certain resonances.

Shouldn't you label them "B" and "C?"

TM

eta: Curse you, fringey

Pretty Little Flower · 08-01-2007, 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Not to confuse things, but can we label them "A" and "B" instead? Hank may find your system confusing because it has certain resonances.

Otherwise you're batting 1.000.

Daniel Lanois, For The Beauty Of Wynona (NSFW), is a type of B, but not really in the way Atticus described.

Collective Soul, Youth, will appear to be B to some, but the experienced will recognize it as an A.

ltl/fb · 08-01-2007, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Shouldn't you label them "B" and "C?"

TM

eta: Curse you, fringey

Slowpoke.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 08-01-2007, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Slowpoke.

Appropriate for the anal, no?

Atticus Grinch · 08-01-2007, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Daniel Lanois, For The Beauty Of Wynona (NSFW), is a type of B, but not really in the way Atticus described.

Admittedly I was a little concerned that The System would do some damage to the Daniel Lanois cover. Perhaps I should have said preemptively that it reminds me of the circumstances of my first kiss. I think the other thing is that while her eyes, posture and body language all say "I shall imminently stab you," her nipples say, "Hi!" and change the whole tenor of the piece. Perhaps we should call that "3/D."

ltl/fb · 08-01-2007, 12:16 PM

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Appropriate for the anal, no?

That is way too good of a point for this hour of the morning.

ETA http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070731/...ijing_pandas_1

Pretty Little Flower · 08-01-2007, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Admittedly I was a little concerned that The System would do some damage to the Daniel Lanois cover. Perhaps I should have said preemptively that it reminds me of the circumstances of my first kiss. I think the other thing is that while her eyes, posture and body language all say "I shall imminently stab you," her nipples say, "Hi!" and change the whole tenor of the piece. Perhaps we should call that "3/D."

Her eyes, posture and body language all say, "You sphincter will soon taste the kiss of my blade, but only so that I will be able to insert with greater ease the massive and barbed Anal Dildo of Pain that I am hiding behind my back." At that point, I stop listening to the nipples.