Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thats one. Five more and Flower's keyboard gets soiled... Start the countdown.*

* I assume he intends to soil the keyboard, since "high-topping" or "upper-decking" the monitor would be. just. wrong.

Or, for that matter, any place with semi-monthly pay periods.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
By the sixth of those seven posts, I will have left a huge pile of steaming shit on my computer screen. God, that will be great.

That's just disgusting. Jesus, man, what's wrong with you?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Or, for that matter, any place with semi-monthly pay periods.

or bi-monthly.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
or bi-monthly.

or quarterly.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
or quarterly.

or annually!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
She gives one hell of a Rusty Trombone

I'd rather not discuss this. She told me about the Reverse Blumpie you provided her, and it was all I could do not to choke on my creamed corn.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
Thats one. Five more and Flower's keyboard gets soiled... Start the countdown.*

* I assume he intends to soil the keyboard, since "high-topping" or "upper-decking" the monitor would be. just. wrong.

I thought they called that "goin' high"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Really, any place that monthly pay periods would occasionally have a pay period that ended on a Tuesday.

Are there any compelling reasons under ERISA or it's inacting regulations that might point Less to a particularly advantageous leaving date?

Less. are you announcing or leaving- or do you assume the difference will be about an hour- you're going to another firm, they might want you to stay a week.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You don't need to start your posts with this any more. It is understood.

PLF, I often add a lot of genius-level commentary on this board. Everyone knows this. Your venom toward me would be better channeled into make-up sex.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Dissent. Kline hasn't been funny since "Soapdish" and hasn't been really funny since "Wanda."

Besides, remaking any Peter Sellers movie is recockulous. What's next, Owen Wilson as Chauncey Gardiner?

Speaking of Owen Wilson, does anyone here visit channel101.com on a regular basis? Rolling Stone made it sound like a must-visit.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's just disgusting. Jesus, man, what's wrong with you?

C'mon, dude. You can't tell me you've never had that fantasy. I think I've had more "leaving a steaming pile of shit on partners' desk/ex-lover's car/etc." fantasies than I have had actual bowel movements.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
PLF, I often add a lot of genius-level commentary on this board. Everyone knows this. Your venom toward me would be better channeled into make-up sex.

the guy who graded your test and told you your IQ- did you have sex with him after that?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are there any compelling reasons under ERISA or it's inacting regulations that might point Less to a particularly advantageous leaving date?

Less. are you announcing or leaving- or do you assume the difference will be about an hour- you're going to another firm, they might want you to stay a week.

It's his notice date, not departure date, right?

Other things equal, quitting at the beginning of a month allows you to take 8 weeks off without any gap on your resume (i.e., employer A until Feb 2006, employer B Mar. 2006-present). But isn't Less retiring?

And it may get some extra health coverage paid for by the company (the last place I left paid the firm's portion of the premium each pay period, so by working one day in the pay period I got an extra 14 days of coverage at their (mostly) expense.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/19/fa...skin.html?_r=2

(Article on Gillettes new razor, the five-bladed, vibrating Fusion Power. No need to repost the old SNL skit - it's referenced in the article)

As long as they don't phase out the Sensor Excel, I'm fine. But the second that happens, I'm taking up arms, or at least, my Sensor Excel, and I'm gonna cut somebody.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Other things equal, quitting at the beginning of a month allows you to take 8 weeks off without any gap on your resume (i.e., employer A until Feb 2006, employer B Mar. 2006-present). But isn't Less retiring?

Huh? How many people have started a job at the end of a month?