Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[dtb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You need to update your Tennille photo:



For more on Toni Tennille's doings
today.

I hope this isn't one of those STP situations, but doesn't she look like Geena Davis with dyed blonde hair?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Really? You have never heard of overnight delivery? Where do you live?

Fantasyland.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Not necessarily. What can brown do for you?

You realize you're talking to a man about him sticking things up his butt. The only thing gayer is talking to him about you sticking things up his butt, that is the gayest, if you limit it to talking.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
I hope this isn't one of those STP situations, but doesn't she look like Geena Davis with dyed blonde hair?

Not to be a timmy, but acronyms typically attract periods between the letters.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
I will get out first and when he walks out SURPRISE! The backdoor is open.

This is a fantastic visual, or could be. Please explain exactly what you mean.

And when you say you want the pounding from behind, is that for the regular old vanilla (hi, Atticus!) although non-missionary (hi, dtb!) vaginal stuff? Because it seems like despite the chocotinis (hi, taxwonk!), given your previous reports, you might find that uncomfortable.

Pardon the intrusive questions, I just want to make sure I've got all the information straight (hi, Hank!) so when you report back on Monday I can follow along.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If you're in SF, why spring for overnight? Have you not heard of Muni? (Then again . . . )

SF? Why do you say that?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I don't get it. My old roommate loved her too. I just don't get it.

Neither does Mrs. Not Bob. Which leads to much mocking (uh, by her of me) every time we see one of Lea's old movies whilest channel surfing.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
SF? Why do you say that?

Fairmont Hotel?

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You realize you're talking to a man about him sticking things up his butt. The only thing gayer is talking to him about you sticking things up his butt, that is the gayest, if you limit it to talking.

Bzzzzt. Sorry Hank, all woman, but its obvious to me that your latent gayness is coming to the fore. Instead of hiding behind the veil of locker roomishly comedic homophobia, why not embrace it. Be like McGreevy Hank.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by dtb
I hope this isn't one of those STP situations, but doesn't she look like Geena Davis with dyed blonde hair?

OMG you're right! I just thought she looked bad in blonde an without the stupid Dorothy Hammel haircut. But she looks totally like a blonde Gina.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Bzzzzt. Sorry Hank, all woman, but its obvious to me that your latent gayness is coming to the fore. Instead of hiding behind the veil of locker roomishly comedic homophobia, why not embrace it. Be like McGreevy Hank.

all the times I ever wanted a man I wanted a manly man. I can't ever remember wanted a not manly man.*

*except once when Ty had made this really funny post on Politics.....but that's an exception.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OMG you're right! I just thought she looked bad in blonde an without the stupid Dorothy Hammel haircut. But she looks totally like a blonde Gina.

I was thinking more Susan Powter (Stop the Insanity!)

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Fairmont Hotel?

It's a chain, dude!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Fairmont Hotel?

Aren't they like everywhere now? Didn't they go around and buy up a lot of the luxury hotels to enlarge the chain?
I know they bought the Four Seasons in Seattle. And one in Hawaii.

http://www.fairmont.com/

Whoa. Beat by Greedy. How'd that happen?

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is a fantastic visual, or could be. Please explain exactly what you mean.

And when you say you want the pounding from behind, is that for the regular old vanilla (hi, Atticus!) although non-missionary (hi, dtb!) vaginal stuff? Because it seems like despite the chocotinis (hi, taxwonk!), given your previous reports, you might find that uncomfortable.

Pardon the intrusive questions, I just want to make sure I've got all the information straight (hi, Hank!) so when you report back on Monday I can follow along.

Oh RP, you poor naive thing. It means anal sex. Spinsterhood is really a sad sad thing isn't it? I'd recommend a night out, after all my mom told me that your sexual peak years are a terrible thing to waste.

I was in DC not too long ago, went to a place called Blue Gin. Seemed somewhat hip, possibly too hip for a spinster, but I bet if you showed up after 1 tonight you could find some liquored up senior at GU to let you be his Mrs. Robinson. He probably wouldn't even care if you called him Coltrane as part of the fantasy.

Good luck with that. We can trade salacious details on Monday, m'kay?