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Old 08-31-2006, 01:10 PM   #451
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In no way shape or form is it a sad, constant bid for attention. It is what I like to call having a sense of humor. With some whimsy thrown in on the side.
Look, RT you are a nice person. But I am sorry I respectfully disagree. Pot/kettle and all that. You are her friend of course you see it as such.
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3. There's something terribly wrong with the skin on her belly. She's 40.
That you don't have it?

That's a spicy meatball for 40. Good for Harry. Nice fake tits, too. Three thumbs up.
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:13 PM   #454
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Ok, my friend just sent me a link to the funniest thing ever. Above the Law is holding a contest to find the hottest ERISA lawyer in America.

http://www.abovethelaw.com/2006/08/a...risa_la.php#mo

You can't make this shit up, people.

Now, I can only win this thing with your help. So if you know me and want to nominate my ass, send me a PM and I will send pictures (clothed, unfortunately).
Speaking of David Lat, he has a review in yesterday's Observer of the book Anonymous Lawyer, a sort of faux-blog-in-print for fans of his faux blog by the same name, which (Lat says) "became a must-read among disgruntled law-firm associates around the country, who identified with its unsparing portrait of the white-collar salt mines that are America’s largest law firms (a.k.a. “Biglaw”)."

Did anyone think the blog was a "must-read"? The nicest I would say is that I looked at it a couple of times, and may have once found it amusing. The whole thing seemed like a gripping depiction of law-firm life only for law students who don't know what they're getting into and are willing to listen to another law student if he tells a good tale.

Or do I just not appreciate a good satire?
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That you don't have it?

That's a spicy meatball for 40. Good for Harry. Nice fake tits, too. Three thumbs up.
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Speaking of David Lat, he has a review in yesterday's Observer of the book Anonymous Lawyer, a sort of faux-blog-in-print for fans of his faux blog by the same name, which (Lat says) "became a must-read among disgruntled law-firm associates around the country, who identified with its unsparing portrait of the white-collar salt mines that are America’s largest law firms (a.k.a. “Biglaw”)."

Did anyone think the blog was a "must-read"? The nicest I would say is that I looked at it a couple of times, and may have once found it amusing. The whole thing seemed like a gripping depiction of law-firm life only for law students who don't know what they're getting into and are willing to listen to another law student if he tells a good tale.

Or do I just not appreciate a good satire?
I liked Article III Groupie much better. Article III Groupie would have been all over the search for the hottest ERISA lawyer.
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:16 PM   #458
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Clear out your mailbox. I'll nominate you and I'll even do it in a respectful and non-embarassing way.
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please send face shots. I've gotten the Calander from ebay, and I'm ready to go, but I can't be sure which month you are.
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Speaking of David Lat, he has a review in yesterday's Observer of the book Anonymous Lawyer, a sort of faux-blog-in-print for fans of his faux blog by the same name, which (Lat says) "became a must-read among disgruntled law-firm associates around the country, who identified with its unsparing portrait of the white-collar salt mines that are America’s largest law firms (a.k.a. “Biglaw”)."

Did anyone think the blog was a "must-read"? The nicest I would say is that I looked at it a couple of times, and may have once found it amusing. The whole thing seemed like a gripping depiction of law-firm life only for law students who don't know what they're getting into and are willing to listen to another law student if he tells a good tale.

Or do I just not appreciate a good satire?
2. But the Anonymous Law Firm website is pretty amusing.
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I liked Article III Groupie much better. Article III Groupie would have been all over the search for the hottest ERISA lawyer.
David Lat was Article III Groupie too.

eta: Or maybe that was your point, and I have a problem with both satire and nuance.
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I did not realize my mailbox was full. Anyway, cleared. You're the best.
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Around my cock. Any man who'd say that doesn't look good - for 40 no less - is being silly.
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I hope he has an extra calendar cause that one's done.
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David Lat was Article III Groupie too.

eta: Or maybe that was your point, and I have a problem with both satire and nuance.
No, not at all my point. I had no idea. I went to Underneath Their Robes much more often than I did Anonymous Lawyer. Who else was going to tell me that John Roberts was possibly not at all gay?
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