The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I invented recognizing the benefit to her.

Just because you have a hardon for every female poster, and several of penske's socks, doesn't mean you invented anything. While I admire your "cast a wide net" approach, I prefer Spanky's more "put them on the defensive" approach to wooing imaginary female friends. Maybe you should try Craiglist, lots of unattractive people score there, there's basically no minimum threshold.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by nononono
The difference is this:

In New York, this is what you will overhear between a couple of what-used-to-be-called-straphangers: "Oh my fucking God, can you believe what that fucking douchebag did to me? Fucker cut me off in the fucking elevator, and I had to wait until the next one, and I've got clients upstairs. What the fuck."

And in Minnesota, standing in the perfectly straight line waiting for the bus, if and only if their very closest office friend is right behind or in front of them: "Didja hear we're supposed to get some weather tonight? Yah, it's gonna be a cold one."

shhh you're going to get me in trouble for cackling at work

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Actually, Flinty's "try c-l" advice to Hank was doubly funny as well.

Re: Hank [or to Hank]

Why would you want to keep me here, to generate posts?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Just because you have a hardon for every female poster, and several of penske's socks, doesn't mean you invented anything. While I admire your "cast a wide net" approach, I prefer Spanky's more "put them on the defensive" approach to wooing imaginary female friends. Maybe you should try Craiglist, lots of unattractive people score there, there's basically no minimum threshold.

I don't find her attractive, in fact I'm still suspicious she is a guy. but early on when she was attacking PPNYC I told her she would do well to try to keep ppnyc here, because....well we agree on the reason.

look it up.





fuck stick.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't find her attractive, in fact I'm still suspciious she is a guy. but early on she was attacking PPNYC and I told her she would do well to try to keep ppnyc here, because....well we agree on the reason.

look it up.





fuck stick.

Fuck stick? I was gonna share her, but now, forget it. I'm going after fringey too, dicklicker.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by nononono
The difference is this:

In New York, this is what you will overhear between a couple of what-used-to-be-called-straphangers: "Oh my fucking God, can you believe what that fucking douchebag did to me? Fucker cut me off in the fucking elevator, and I had to wait until the next one, and I've got clients upstairs. What the fuck."

And in Minnesota, standing in the perfectly straight line waiting for the bus, if and only if their very closest office friend is right behind or in front of them: "Didja hear we're supposed to get some weather tonight? Yah, it's gonna be a cold one."

True enough, I realize I am generalizing, but sometimes those nice straight lines and peaceful conversation hide the most raging case of passive-aggression ever witnessed by mankind. Full-on aggression can seem a little more honest.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
fuck stick.

I think you need to explain these to new Prudie.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm going after fringey too, dicklicker.

good luck. San Fran is famous for fish soup. Detroit started two of the countries 3 biggest pizza chains, PLUS we are the most obese city so we have donut stores everywhere. Who do you think she'll want to come visit more?

[nononono]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
True enough, I realize I am generalizing, but sometimes those nice straight lines and peaceful conversation hide the most raging case of passive-aggression ever witnessed by mankind. Full-on aggression can seem a little more honest.

Absolutely. But we were talking about outward bitching, right?

Side observation: I once worked at a company that had its admin people located in and staffed from Minnesota. New Yorkers, used to their own style of being "honest"* and blowing up, then cooling down and being all fine with everything, could never understand that it took exactly one hint of "tone" with Deb or Barb and they were persona non grata (should there be e's on the ends of persona and grata?) from that day forward. Both behaving impersonally polite, Barb would never say why she would never, ever help that jerk from New York City again (and perhaps couldn't even articulate it to herself), and Deb sure as hell wasn't going to get over it, either. And the New Yorkers never knew what they'd done, but despite all their ranting and raving and complaining to the Powers That Be, not to mention unloading (ever more unwisely) their frustration on other admin types, they only had solace in the fact that they had plenty of company in their misery, and they all liked to talk about it.

*"honesty"often being somewhat of a self-serving description and moreover, some might say, used injudiciously at times.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
good luck. San Fran is famous for fish soup. Detroit started two of the countries 3 biggest pizza chains, PLUS we are the most obese city so we have donut stores everywhere. Who do you think she'll want to come visit more?

That's a fair point, I'll give you that. But you forget, SF has roving gangs of bisexual men who would be more than willing to engage in MMF with her, or MMMF or MMFMMM.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
So, Canadians are whining complainers, too? Good to know. It is possible that I am generalizing from my own experience, in which I am overexposed to Canadian transplants.

I admittedly have, however, met one group who complain more than NYCers: British undergrads.

the Brits in general are terrible whiners:

why haven't we stopped for tea, oh my tea's too cold, these aren't proper scones, where's the clotted cream, american beer's like piss, bloody English weather, Henry had a bad game, bloody frog.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by nononono
In Minnesota, standing in the perfectly straight line waiting for the bus, if and only if their very closest office friend is right behind or in front of them: "Didja hear we're supposed to get some weather tonight? Yah, it's gonna be a cold one."

Wow, that's uncanny. Keep that up, and PLF will be entirely superfluous.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Whatever, Bitchy McBitch.

What the fuck? Where's my middle name? You go through all that trouble and you can't even give me a bitchy middle name? What kind of sarcastic nickname givers does this pathetic board have anyway? Jesus. And it's not even like you were creative. I mean, you could have made the last name something different than the first, like McComplainsALot or something. I just wish you had put some more effort into it. God.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by nononono
The difference is this:

In New York, this is what you will overhear between a couple of what-used-to-be-called-straphangers: "Oh my fucking God, can you believe what that fucking douchebag did to me? Fucker cut me off in the fucking elevator, and I had to wait until the next one, and I've got clients upstairs. What the fuck."

And in Minnesota, standing in the perfectly straight line waiting for the bus, if and only if their very closest office friend is right behind or in front of them: "Didja hear we're supposed to get some weather tonight? Yah, it's gonna be a cold one."

Here's what you hear in both states: "You're stupid."

Before you get all sensitive and shit, that was a joke. But this isn't: It sounds to me like you're bitching about New Yorkers.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What the fuck? Where's my middle name? You go through all that trouble and you can't even give me a bitchy middle name? What kind of sarcastic nickname givers does this pathetic board have anyway? Jesus. And it's not even like you were creative. I mean, you could have made the last name something different than the first, like McComplainsALot or something. I just wish you had put some more effort into it. God.

TM

Sorry. Please don't mug me.