Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Has anyone been getting spam from fake martindale-hubbell addresses?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Has anyone been getting spam from fake martindale-hubbell addresses?

Yesterday I received spam with an attachment from a seemingly bogus duanemorris.com (law firm) address.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

'MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) -- A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.'

best excerpt:

'Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."'

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/03/se....ap/index.html

TM

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Has anyone been getting spam from fake martindale-hubbell addresses?

I've been getting a larger-than-usual volume of spam from law firm domains of all sorts. I assued it was the newest work making its way around the web.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
'MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) -- A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.'

best excerpt:

'Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."'

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/03/se....ap/index.html

TM

Thanks but we alaredy have an Atticus. And a NFH

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thanks but we alaredy have an Atticus. And a NFH

We already have a paigow 1, 2 and 3, too. But you don't hear me complaining to you about it.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We already have a paigow 1, 2 and 3, too. But you don't hear me complaining to you about it.

TM

The rest of us do, though.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The rest of us do, though.

Sorry RP, but this is the new FOTM. And its only the third of March. Who knows what other clever zingers Coochie Coochie has for us.

Remember Coots, there is an Ignore function and you are free to use it as you please.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


'Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."'

TM

They forgot the famous "he could have been TCBing" defense.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We already have a paigow 1, 2 and 3, too. But you don't hear me complaining to you about it.

TM

And 5 and 6. All with the same primary moniker. Weird Dat.

[Alex_de_Large]

[football]Jevon Kearse just signed with the Eagles (see ESPN.com)[/football]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
'MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) -- A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.'

best excerpt:

'Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense is flawed.

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."'

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/03/se....ap/index.html


TM

If she were a siamese twin, would there be built in reasonable doubt? Actually, I suppose only one could be the driver in any set of twins.

(edited to fix quote--Mmmm, Burger (C.J.))

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know, I thought once I graduated college, I would be through hearing anything by the Samples, Blues Traveler's first album (but I loved ALl in the Groove off antoher otherwise crap album) and most of all, James Taylor's Greatest Hits (I can remember this very cute partier friend of mine who went to CU singing "Going to Colorado in My Mind" while on summer break- gag). But lo and beholdm I went home for Christmas and my folks picked me up and when I walked in their house, JT's Greatest was playing. I implored them to turn that shit off. I thinik they jhust discovered this album and am certain they must have jointed a Columbia House 20 CDs for a penny thing. I heard it in the houise, the car, everywhere.

THEN< I went to Vermont recently and was in some outlet store and heard that fucking album again. WTF?

I was in Vermont two years ago for a wedding and heard similar shitty folk music everywhere. Aside from skiing, there's no reason I'd ever get near that state again. They don't have cell phone towers, decent restauarnts or NYTimes available. In mid-Summer, its as close to hell on earth as one can get, and the locals are fucking freaks. They like the "quaintness." Savages.

I have yet to meet a Samples fan who wasn't full of shit.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

So true.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There was this movie about a nun (SD, perhaps you know the one) where the nun sang Bridge over Troubled Water at the end and she had a really strong vibratro "like a Brrrrrrriddddge over trrrrrroubbbblllled waterrrrrr". Early 80's. Does anyone know this? It's bugging me.

I think that's actually Dante's second highest ring you've described.

Hey Coltrane - Neil Young is to James Taylor as Picasso is to Botero.