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10-19-2005, 06:29 PM
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#4636
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Jesus, woman. It is "Ping! Pow!. I am sure your little handbook, Eats, Shoots and Leaves has a section on this.
And that wasn't really a "Ping! Pow! situation.
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Word!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-19-2005, 06:30 PM
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#4637
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Word!
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Where is Slave? At Wawa's? |
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10-19-2005, 06:32 PM
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#4638
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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What the Fuck?
My goddamn phone cord got tangled so badly that I couldn't get the handset more than ten inches from the receiver, so I stole a cord from another phone. Now, a week later, this cord is tangled beyond belief.
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
ETA: I can't wait for NFH to tell me I need some fancy name-brand phone cord.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-19-2005, 06:32 PM
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#4639
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Jesus, woman. It is "Ping! Pow!. I am sure your little handbook, Eats, Shoots and Leaves has a section on this.
And that wasn't really a "Ping! Pow! situation.
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You know, I was afraid I was misusing it. and "ooooh. burn" seemed so hackneyed.
That'll learn me to try to use the kids' lingo. |
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10-19-2005, 06:32 PM
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#4640
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by bilmore
I've been strongly considering this change as the Littlest Bagette approaches - nay, passes, overwhelms, and beats into sobbing submission - puberty.
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Good idea. You should do that.
Right after you get her on birth control.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 10-19-2005 at 06:34 PM..
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10-19-2005, 06:34 PM
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#4641
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Where is Slave? At Wawa's?
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"Ping! Pow!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-19-2005, 06:34 PM
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#4642
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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What the Fuck?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My goddamn phone cord got tangled so badly that I couldn't get the handset more than ten inches from the receiver, so I stole a cord from another phone. Now, a week later, this cord is tangled beyond belief.
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
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I hate when that happens. You have to get a new phone. Once they start tangling the cords like that, they never stop.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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10-19-2005, 06:35 PM
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#4643
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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What the Fuck?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My goddamn phone cord got tangled so badly that I couldn't get the handset more than ten inches from the receiver, so I stole a cord from another phone. Now, a week later, this cord is tangled beyond belief.
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
ETA: I can't wait for NFH to tell me I need some fancy name-brand phone cord.
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No, you need a new chair that doesn't spin. |
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10-19-2005, 06:37 PM
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#4644
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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What the Fuck?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My goddamn phone cord got tangled so badly that I couldn't get the handset more than ten inches from the receiver, so I stole a cord from another phone. Now, a week later, this cord is tangled beyond belief.
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
ETA: I can't wait for NFH to tell me I need some fancy name-brand phone cord.
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You still use a handset? I think your space time continuum got stuck in 1992. On the bright side, Nirvana totally rules!
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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10-19-2005, 06:37 PM
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#4645
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What the Fuck?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My goddamn phone cord got tangled so badly that I couldn't get the handset more than ten inches from the receiver, so I stole a cord from another phone. Now, a week later, this cord is tangled beyond belief.
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
ETA: I can't wait for NFH to tell me I need some fancy name-brand phone cord.
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According to your space-time continuum, you are in the mid nineties. Sequels is probably going through rush week at Purdue and Sebby just got out of law school and is celebrating with a nice fluffy strawberry blueberry Marg at the new Pizzeria Uno in downtown Philly whie his future wife is putting grapefruits in her bra "just for fun". |
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10-19-2005, 06:37 PM
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#4646
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I was going to respond in like kind, but coincidentally, in an ironic fashion, I was opening a fortune cookie with one hand, while typing with the other, and my fortune read as follows:
YOUR PERSONALITY IS GREAT; USE IT PROUDLY-DON'T DEBATE
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I had no idea that Katie-The-Former-Miss-Vermont got a gig in the burgeoning fortune cookie industry. Good for her!
Last edited by notcasesensitive; 10-19-2005 at 06:40 PM..
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10-19-2005, 06:38 PM
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#4647
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
There is not someone named this. Is there? I think I've shared this information before but my church has a Dr. Candace Dick and a totally unrelated person name Delite Dick. I can't even say Delite Dick without chuckling.
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If I met a woman with the last name "Loblaw," I would immediately marry her and change my first name to "Bob." It's that good.
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10-19-2005, 06:38 PM
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#4648
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by dtb
You know, I was afraid I was misusing it. and "ooooh. burn" seemed so hackneyed.
That'll learn me to try to use the kids' lingo.
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Oh, dear. I have gone to far. It is the vernacular of the Insurgency, and you, as a vaunted member, are fully entitled to use it. I just didn't want to see its meaning diluted. |
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10-19-2005, 06:40 PM
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#4649
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
HA!
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HA?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-19-2005, 06:40 PM
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#4650
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Why the Sudden Interest?!?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Good idea. You should do that.
Right after you get her on birth control.
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She swims three hours per day. I think the chlorine kills the sperm.
Plus, I have no fear that she'd fall prey to any boy unless she runs into one that's at least as tough as her, and that ain't gonna happen.
(Aside from all that, she's on BC. I may be stupid, but I'm not gonna be a grandpa at . . . well, at my age.) |
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