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08-01-2007, 02:05 PM
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#4636
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Jazz grrl.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't have anything against Diana Krall. I just think that particular album cover tends to say "I'm a little crampy today" more than it does "Get ready for the blow job of your life."
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I might disagree with your characterization of Ms. Krall's look on the album cover (fwiw, I see it as a "take off that dinner jacket and fuck me" look), but I do agree with you that it does not say "blow job coming" (heh). Nor does it say "in the butt, Bob." And those were the standards.
So, Flower, as usual, you are correct. And I was wrong. |
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08-01-2007, 02:11 PM
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#4637
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Jazz grrl.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I might disagree with your characterization of Ms. Krall's look on the album cover (fwiw, I see it as a "take off that dinner jacket and fuck me" look), but I do agree with you that it does not say "blow job coming" (heh). Nor does it say "in the butt, Bob." And those were the standards.
So, Flower, as usual, you are correct. And I was wrong.
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I see it as a "Take off that dinner jacket and get me some Motrin" look.
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08-01-2007, 02:22 PM
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#4638
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Jazz grrl.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I see it as a "Take off that dinner jacket and get me some Motrin" look.
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I've never had much luck with woman who wear neckwear like she has. If you're the same, maybe you're just seeing something in her look that is based upon a defensive mechanism you have built up?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-01-2007, 02:43 PM
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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Her eyes, posture and body language all say, "You sphincter will soon taste the kiss of my blade, but only so that I will be able to insert with greater ease the massive and barbed Anal Dildo of Pain that I am hiding behind my back." At that point, I stop listening to the nipples.
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You stop listening to the nipples only after your ass has been penetrated and widened by a knife and then a massive, barbed anal dildo? I think you give the nipples too much attention.
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08-01-2007, 03:01 PM
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#4640
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Jazz grrl.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I see it as a "Take off that dinner jacket and get me some Motrin" look.
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Well, she does have that Ali Larter thing going on:
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08-01-2007, 03:21 PM
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#4641
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More Ali
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 08-01-2007 at 05:04 PM..
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08-01-2007, 03:33 PM
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#4642
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Ali Larter killed the board?
I don't understand those undies.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-01-2007, 03:37 PM
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Ali Larter killed the board?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't understand those undies.
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I don't either, but then I don't understand why she is puffing out her tummy in the last photo of the whipped cream sequence.
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08-01-2007, 03:40 PM
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#4644
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Ali Larter killed the board?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't either, but then I don't understand why she is puffing out her tummy in the last photo of the whipped cream sequence.
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Yeah. After seeing that last photo, I do not want to lick the whip cream off her body and plow her. Sucks for her.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 08-01-2007 at 03:45 PM..
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08-01-2007, 04:05 PM
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#4645
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Ali Larter killed the board?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah. After seeing that last photo, I do not want to lick the whip cream off her body and plow her. Sucks for her.
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Boy howdy, that really must suck for her.
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08-01-2007, 04:07 PM
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#4646
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Ali Larter killed the board?
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Boy howdy, that really must suck for her.
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I know. That's why I said it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-01-2007, 04:08 PM
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#4647
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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You stop listening to the nipples only after your ass has been penetrated and widened by a knife and then a massive, barbed anal dildo? I think you give the nipples too much attention.
TM
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You misunderstood my post. Actually, I don't think you really did. I will cop (sts) to paying far too much attention to what the nipples are saying, but only because they make everything seem so compelling.
Anyhoo, back to work:
Tricky, Blowback, is the potential for both A and B, but you better deliver the goods first.
Lisa Loeb, Firecracker, is, well . . . sorry, Atticus. The pose and the album title are promising, but I look into those eyes and all I see is, "Let's stay up all night and drink more coffee than we should and laugh too much and cry maybe just enough and look for shooting stars and wonder about it all!"
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-01-2007, 04:09 PM
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#4648
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Ali Larter killed the board?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know. That's why I said it.
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I was wondering why you said that.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-01-2007, 04:13 PM
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#4649
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Lisa Loeb, Firecracker, is, well . . . sorry, Atticus. The pose and the album title are promising, but I look into those eyes and all I see is, "Let's stay up all night and drink more coffee than we should and laugh too much and cry maybe just enough and look for shooting stars and wonder about it all!"
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A friend of mine knew her in college and IIRC she said that to him at least three or four times.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-01-2007, 04:15 PM
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#4650
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Album cover art in my iTunes, sorted by sexiness
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Lisa Loeb, Firecracker, is, well . . . sorry, Atticus. The pose and the album title are promising, but I look into those eyes and all I see is, "Let's stay up all night and drink more coffee than we should and laugh too much and cry maybe just enough and look for shooting stars and wonder about it all!"
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I look at the pose and the eyes and I see "watch these orbs get big and round as I'm gasping for you to fuck me harder, harder, oh God don't stop."
But I may be reading more into them than you.
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