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[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Civilization has pretty much removed natural selection from impacting human populations. You have 2 kids, right?

I'm not sure about that. I have four children. How many little lambs do you have?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One day, I want to be in a room when you and my sister swap stories about the crazy people you know/crazy things you've seen.

This cat was not "cool" crazy. He was scary nuts. I was shwoering one day and all of the sudden, I heard "Me So Horny" blasting over a radio in the men's bathroom. This crazy fucker walks into the shower with a 2 foot bong and starts pulling bong hits while he's showering. Then he started muttering "Don't feel like Satan but I am to them" as he walked the halls, often naked. His downfall came when he tried to enforce a "No Bras" rule on some acid-addled freshman chick. She accused him of sexual assault and we threw his ass out.

But he was better than my roomate that year, who "wet" the couch weekly and would cry for his mother when he was drunk. I was very displeased when he wore my suit to rowing practice and was found in my cahsmere topcoat, lying outside, on his back, in a puddle, bottle of Jack in his hand, dick hanging out of his pants, crying. He got the coat cleaned, but I never wore it. It looked like a fucking mangy raccoon hide.

Jesus, you just tapped into my subconscious. I had a time warp there.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This cat was not "cool" crazy. He was scary nuts. I was shwoering one day and all of the sudden, I heard "Me So Horny" blasting over a radio in the men's bathroom. This crazy fucker walks into the shower with a 2 foot bong and starts pulling bong hits while he's showering. Then he started muttering "Don't feel like Satan but I am to them" as he walked the halls, often naked. His downfall came when he tried to enforce a "No Bras" rule on some acid-addled freshman chick. She accused him of sexual assault and we threw his ass out.

His "downfall" came when he was kicked out of your fraternity, and not when he confessed to a felony to your school's dean while angry New York mobsters were trying to track him down?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

But he was better than my roomate that year, who "wet" the couch weekly and would cry for his mother when he was drunk. I was very displeased when he wore my suit to rowing practice and was found in my cahsmere topcoat, lying outside, on his back, in a puddle, bottle of Jack in his hand, dick hanging out of his pants, crying. He got the coat cleaned, but I never wore it. It looked like a fucking mangy raccoon hide.

See, she had a sleepwalking roommate that would walk into her bedroom in the middle of the night, piss on her books, and leave. Ya'll should really talk.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
His "downfall" came when he was kicked out of your fraternity, and not when he confessed to a felony to your school's dean while angry New York mobsters were trying to track him down?

My fraternity was eventually thrown off for exhibiting exceptionally bad risk management. No one wanted to deal with the guy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
See, she had a sleepwalking roommate that would walk into her bedroom in the middle of the night, piss on her books, and leave. Ya'll should really talk.

Oh, he was a sleepwalker. I got a call from my best friend down the hall once. He said "Get over here, check this out."
I walked into his room, and there was my roomate, naked, standing, teetering actually, over my friend's bed. My friend said he was scared shitless that my roomate was going to piss on him or attack him, so he quietly moved out of bed without disturbing my obviously blacked our roomate. We tried to get a photo of my roomate in that stae, but he eventually realized people were in the room, freaked out, shoved us aside and ran down the hall. He was a big motherfucker. He had a scholarship to play tight end. The next day, he remembered none of it.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
This sock was once my partner, and we worked together beautifully. I thus have a difficult decision- the above stupid post and several others over the past few days show the sock is irredeemably brain dead. I want to pull the plug and delete this sock, but RT and Slave, who claim they were responsible for bringing this sock here, say they should have the final say and they are hopeful someday this sock could again make a coherent post- I ask you is a sock who can post this sort of thing someone who could ever come back? Why should I have to continue to sit idly and watch the slow and inevitable deterioration? I suffer from this, given my prior commitment and, yes, devotion.

Can we please just end this?

Send me as videotape and I'll give you my diagnosis.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Should you be able to force your English lit prof to cover French novels in class?

Who cares? It's just one set of dead white men or another.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
See, she had a sleepwalking roommate that would walk into her bedroom in the middle of the night, piss on her books, and leave. Ya'll should really talk.

Is sleepwalking really that common? I'm having deja vu - we had this discussion before. Isn't SS a sleepwalker?
Jeez we only had people who would sneak into your room and steal stuff.
Our only crazy was the midnight eater. She'd go from room to room and eat anything she found.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This cat was not "cool" crazy. He was scary nuts. I was shwoering one day and all of the sudden, I heard "Me So Horny" blasting over a radio in the men's bathroom. This crazy fucker walks into the shower with a 2 foot bong and starts pulling bong hits while he's showering. Then he started muttering "Don't feel like Satan but I am to them" as he walked the halls, often naked. His downfall came when he tried to enforce a "No Bras" rule on some acid-addled freshman chick. She accused him of sexual assault and we threw his ass out.

But he was better than my roomate that year, who "wet" the couch weekly and would cry for his mother when he was drunk. I was very displeased when he wore my suit to rowing practice and was found in my cahsmere topcoat, lying outside, on his back, in a puddle, bottle of Jack in his hand, dick hanging out of his pants, crying. He got the coat cleaned, but I never wore it. It looked like a fucking mangy raccoon hide.

Jesus, you just tapped into my subconscious. I had a time warp there.

And they say I missed out because my school had no frats.

TM

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is sleepwalking really that common? I'm having deja vu - we had this discussion before. Isn't SS a sleepwalker?
Jeez we only had people who would sneak into your room and steal stuff.
Our only crazy was the midnight eater. She'd go from room to room and eat anything she found.

It's very common among pre-teens and teens, but usually outgrown by late high school/early college. There is a much rarer form that can stick around in adulthood. It is a trace-like state, not true sleep, and there are many sleepwalkers who will hold a coversation with you while sleepwalking.

Once you've seen it a few times, it's not hard to imitate, and can really flip out the uninitiated.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is sleepwalking really that common? I'm having deja vu - we had this discussion before. Isn't SS a sleepwalker?
Jeez we only had people who would sneak into your room and steal stuff.
Our only crazy was the midnight eater. She'd go from room to room and eat anything she found.

Sounds like a fine woman to me.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My fraternity was eventually thrown off for exhibiting exceptionally bad risk management. No one wanted to deal with the guy.

Based on barely's strong recommendation, I recently bought "Pledged: The Secret Life of Sororities" by Alexandra Robbins. I was shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that sororities are rife with materialism, eating disorders, drug and alcohol abuse, date rape, racism, and hazing but woefully lacking on naked pillow fights. Who knew?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Rife with materialism, eating disorders, drug and alcohol abuse, date rape, racism, and hazing but woefully lacking on naked pillow fights.

Ladies and gentlemen, I propose this as our next board motto.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Ladies and gentlemen, I propose this as our next board motto.

we have plenty of naked pillow fights here.