Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Me
She had real but unattractive breasts.

Yes, people have been remarking on her ugliness for decades.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
Yeah, but it was a T-shirt that said "I fucked Marilyn Monroe", so it's not like he got bupkis.

That's crap. It's still bupkis, i.e. indistinguishable from my t-shirt that says "I fucked Marilyn Monroe." Unless it had a picture of him fucking her on it. She wouldn't let me take a picture.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Not Bob


As for being overrated ... um, not sure that I will go with you there. As a player, he was the whole package -- defense, speed, hit for average and power, etc. I would guess that if you compared his numbers to his contemporaries, they are better than "good." (Although I haven't checked, and I could be wrong.)As bilmore always says, you have to judge someone's talent in the context of his times.

9th best career slugging % in baseball history aint bad.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's crap. It's still bupkis, i.e. indistinguishable from my t-shirt that says "I fucked Marilyn Monroe." Unless it had a picture of him fucking her on it. She wouldn't let me take a picture.

I didn't realize you were that old.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I didn't realize you were that old.

I'm 36.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bilmore
Yes, people have been remarking on her ugliness for decades.

She had a pretty face, but ugly breasts. Happens all the time. Look at Pam Anderson. She had yucky breasts pre-op. The first set of implants were good, and now she has yucky breasts again. Pretty faces don't always come with nice breasts.

Besides, Marilyn's appeal wasn't her looks. There were plenty of pretty starlets in Hollywood. Marilyn played the dumb vulnerable adoring victim. That is her appeal. It is disgusting that men find that appealing, but that is her appeal.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm 36.

Same age as MM when she died. In 1962. Did you fuck a dead person?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Me
Besides, Marilyn's appeal wasn't her looks. There were plenty of pretty starlets in Hollywood. Marilyn played the dumb vulnerable adoring victim. That is her appeal. It is disgusting that men find that appealing, but that is her appeal.

I have never, ever seen her in a movie. Only pictures. And I think she was beautiful. That is her appeal - to me.

[Duplicity]

Since we're going retro:



Those were real.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Same age as MM when she died. In 1962. Did you fuck a dead person?

Necrophilia discussions are not scheduled until next Thursday, so save it.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Duplicity
Since we're going retro:



Those were real.

That is so bown-. I haven't been this excited since I learned that the Mona Lisa is going to be x-rated.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Same age as MM when she died.

She didn't die. She committed sucide because she couldn't handle that she was aging. She was the penultimate victim, and that is a large part of her appeal to men.

The other part of her appeal is that she never did get old because she off'ed herself before she was no longer nice to look at. That is part of what makes her a legend - she is foreever young in the collective psyche.

She was as disgusting as those who are attracted to her.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Me
She was the penultimate victim . . .

DTB isn't here, but someone has to do this:

Who was the last one?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bilmore
DTB isn't here, but someone has to do this:

Who was the last one?

Thanks Sock4drb. I meant ultimate.

[john123]

Originally posted by bilmore
DTB isn't here, but someone has to do this:

Who was the last one?

Us, because we have to read this genderbender's pathethic reversionist's history of an American icon and her adoring fans. If only that tantric sex poster was still around to get us back OT.