Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by dtb
Is it really better if it's unsolicited? Why or why not?

Unsolicited is like a perk. It feeds delusions of grandeur.

If fellatio had to be solicited, Flower would only be a shell of the poster you see today.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's his notice date, not departure date, right?

Other things equal, quitting at the beginning of a month allows you to take 8 weeks off without any gap on your resume (i.e., employer A until Feb 2006, employer B Mar. 2006-present). But isn't Less retiring?

And it may get some extra health coverage paid for by the company (the last place I left paid the firm's portion of the premium each pay period, so by working one day in the pay period I got an extra 14 days of coverage at their (mostly) expense.

Notice of quasi-retirement. I expect to work full-time through February and part-time through April. I suspect they will go along with this because I am not going to another firm, I am the only one who knows what is going on in any of my cases, and I want to get contract employment from them during the months I am not trying to fuck Slovakian women.

Still, I am going with February 1 on the off-chance they get upset and kick me out- at least I then get some modicum of additional subsidized health insurance.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Is it really better if it's unsolicited? Why or why not?

Is it still unsolicited if you ask for it?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is it still unsolicited if you ask for it?

It depends. Define "ask for it."

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
PLF, I often add a lot of genius-level commentary on this board. Everyone knows this. Your venom toward me would be better channeled into make-up sex.

Chasing the short school bus on a tricycle is not "adding genius-level commentary."

CDF (if I understand how this works, we should now have make-up sex)

[dtb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
It depends. Define "ask for it."

Does it count as unsolicited if someone asks for unsolicited fellatio?

These are important questions, people. Please. Pay attention.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I want a really big diamond ring. Nothing tasteful. The trouble is that I don't want to get engaged, nor do I want a so-called right-hand ring because the concept of right-hand rings is beyond retarded. What do I do? Buy one to wear on the middle finger of my left hand?

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I don't make fun of ninjas.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Good to see there are other believers in the power of the ninja.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I want a really big diamond ring. Nothing tasteful. The trouble is that I don't want to get engaged, nor do I want a so-called right-hand ring because the concept of right-hand rings is beyond retarded. What do I do? Buy one to wear on the middle finger of my left hand?

Get a matching pair and hang them from your TIT rings.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I want a really big diamond ring. Nothing tasteful. The trouble is that I don't want to get engaged, nor do I want a so-called right-hand ring because the concept of right-hand rings is beyond retarded. What do I do? Buy one to wear on the middle finger of my left hand?

And do what? Give a big "fuck you" to anyone who asks if you're engaged?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I want a really big diamond ring. Nothing tasteful. The trouble is that I don't want to get engaged, nor do I want a so-called right-hand ring because the concept of right-hand rings is beyond retarded. What do I do? Buy one to wear on the middle finger of my left hand?

Is it time for the deBeers discussion again already? Time flies.

What finger of yours looks best with a ring on it? I'd buy one for that finger.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I want a really big diamond ring. Nothing tasteful. The trouble is that I don't want to get engaged, nor do I want a so-called right-hand ring because the concept of right-hand rings is beyond retarded. What do I do? Buy one to wear on the middle finger of my left hand?

Go with CZ or Diamonique. Trust me, no one will tell the difference.

[dtb]

A vignette from an email sent by a guy on my running team:

• At the gym yesterday, someone at the other end of the floor jogging on a treadmill collapsed (not in the best of shape - maybe one of those new year resolution things). Anyway, about three other people in close proximity to him just carried on running regardless without missing a beat. Fortunately the staff were quickly on hand to call the paramedics.

Nice.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I want a really big diamond ring. Nothing tasteful. The trouble is that I don't want to get engaged, nor do I want a so-called right-hand ring because the concept of right-hand rings is beyond retarded. What do I do? Buy one to wear on the middle finger of my left hand?

I'm a little afraid to ask, but I'm going to risk it:

What is the concept of right-hand rings? I don't think I've ever heard of it.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
A vignette from an email sent by a guy on my running team:

• At the gym yesterday, someone at the other end of the floor jogging on a treadmill collapsed (not in the best of shape - maybe one of those new year resolution things). Anyway, about three other people in close proximity to him just carried on running regardless without missing a beat. Fortunately the staff were quickly on hand to call the paramedics.

Nice.

Running Team?

And in fairness, did they all have headphones on?