Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content - Page 312

robustpuppy · 01-26-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This can't happen often -- conversations with current gfs about prior partners' penises.* I've never talked with someone I was with about other guy's penises. How is the guy you are currently with going to get the image of his gf having sex with someone else out of his head?

"No, honey, I said he WAS a huge dick."

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-26-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A parade of prior paramours prancing penises?

I like it!

Penske_Account · 01-26-2007, 04:25 PM

The faux anonymity of the interwebs seems to get me in trouble.....

1. Once I hacked someone's semi-private public blog and seemingly surreptiously read it, only to find out that my IP address had been recorded. I was subsequently busted and had to retire from the blogosphere. :blush:

2. I surf a lot of adult content at work. For research purposes. The first time the IT guys called a meeting to discuss the same was a little rough for me., especially when they read off a list of the some of the more fetishy sites.....the blackmail part sort of sucks too.

Replaced_Texan · 01-26-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
The faux anonymity of the interwebs seems to get me in trouble.....

1. Once I hacked someone's semi-private public blog and seemingly surreptiously read it, only to find out that my IP address had been recorded. I was subsequently busted and had to retire from the blogosphere. :blush:

2. I surf a lot of adult content at work. For research purposes. The first time the IT guys called a meeting to discuss the same was a little rough for me., especially when they read off a list of the some of the more fetishy sites.....the blackmail part sort of sucks too.

Define "hack"?

Penske_Account · 01-26-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My father found me pased out on a tile floor wrapped up in a tapestry. His buddy, a doc, said, "Seriously, make sure you have a hepatitis shot."

The most embarrassing moment in college is probably one you don't even know about. I was at a gf's house in college and overheard her telling a couple close friends - women I was friends with - what we did/how I liked it/intimate details. I confronted one of the audience later and asked her whether that kind of disclosure was common. She laughed and said "I know more about you in bed than you'd ever want to know." She did not hint any of it was sexy. More clinical.

My current paramour is a big gossiper/revealer of what's rocking her world at the moment and in return requires that her pals share all of the details of all of their sex lives. Which she then shares with me and I surreptiously record with my phone's recoridng mic so that I can then transfer the details to my research journal for future reference. When I socialise with these women and their husbands/BFs/SOs all I can think about is the specifics of their sex lives as have been revealed to me.

It's a bit distracting. Thankfully the booze helps me focus.

Penske_Account · 01-26-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Define "hack"?

I was using it in a faux-reverso-euphemistical manner to spice up the story. Did it work?

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-26-2007, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You're really lucky that I'm a better person than you are.

Just delete her ass. She needs attention because no one is paying attention to her, so she attacked you. She's pathetic and not even worth the little bit of energy you spent responding to her.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 01-26-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
One of my college roommates got wildly drunk and shat in my closet, thinking it was the bathroom. But that was embarrassing for him, and just foul for me.

if he was actually "wildly drunk" he wouldn't have been able to process the need for getting to what he thought was the bathroom.

Hank Chinaski · 01-26-2007, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He's good, but not even close to GOB.

GOB is the will farrell of AD.

Penske_Account · 01-26-2007, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
GOB is the will farrell of AD.

edited?

Hank Chinaski · 01-26-2007, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
edited?

better, no?

Penske_Account · 01-26-2007, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
better, no?

the best, as always, my friend.

Hank Chinaski · 01-26-2007, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just delete her ass. She needs attention because no one is paying attention to her, so she attacked you. She's pathetic and not even worth the little bit of energy you spent responding to her.

TM

2. why would anyone respond to that? OTOH, the 500 lb. joke had to be made

Pretty Little Flower · 01-26-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My favorite is when a woman you're with forgets what she's saying and, describing a prior bf, says, "He was soooo huge... I almost couldn't handle it." The she catches herself and says "Oh, well... uh... you're solid... You're big. I like yours, but his was just... freakish."

The other funny one is when a woman - often drunk - goes on effusively about how size doesn't matter. She'd do just as well to grab a bullhorn and announce to all those present, "Tom, my bf - over there, getting a beer - is hung like a thimble."

Thimbles have penises?

Fugee · 01-26-2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm going to try to post this in a nicer way than it was posted to me.

In the interest of fairness here....

While that is great that you have gotten in shape, and that you are setting and reaching goals; and that you want to inform the board of your progress, please stop referring to yourself as hot. I've seen your irl blog/pictures. I'm sorry but you cannot be construed as hot. I am sure you are in shape and that's terrific. But I've seen you post about "becoming hot" over and over and like how it is getting old when I did it too...pot/kettle.

Are you this stupidly offensive naturally or do you have to work at it?

You don't know squat about RT or what she looks like. I've met her in person and have no problem believing she is hot after all the hard work she's done. She's my hero.

And furthermore, there is a big difference between what she says about her hotness and what you said. You went on and on about all the guys hitting on you and how many people say you are pretty. And when TM gave a different opinion, you tried harder to convince the board that you really are pretty.

RT hasn't done anything like that.