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spookyfish · 09-13-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I tried to PM him, but he is dead.

That looks like a lot of effort, but I heard you gays were fastidious.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-13-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I tried to PM him, but he is dead.

This style post goes nicely with your avatar.

TM

NotFromHere · 09-13-2005, 01:48 PM

From the Kenneth Cole collection.

Sebby?

NotFromHere · 09-13-2005, 01:51 PM

From the beached whale collection.

Britney and her new "food stains" line of maternity wear.

09-13-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
From the Kenneth Cole collection.

Sebby?

Why, is there a stain on the front?

Replaced_Texan · 09-13-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
From the beached whale collection.

Britney and her new "food stains" line of maternity wear.

I take it you looked impeccable throughout your pregnancy?

NotFromHere · 09-13-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I take it you looked impeccable throughout your pregnancy?

My pregnancy? I do not have children, but if I were.....I'd have the maid and personal assistant make sure that I did not go out into public with the food stains.

You don't see Jennifer Garner running around looking like that.

spookyfish · 09-13-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
From the Kenneth Cole collection.

Sebby?

Good God. The joke is on us.

How much does it cost to dress like a mentally-challenged boat person anyway?

robustpuppy · 09-13-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
My pregnancy? I do not have children, but if I were.....I'd have the maid and personal assistant make sure that I did not go out into public with the food stains.

Sometimes the food stains happen in public and one does not have time to run home and change, and one does not fucking care, because one had to shift position fourteen times during the meal to stay comfortable, and take three bathroom breaks, and hold a glass of ice water against one's impressive globes to get one's body temperature to regulate somewhat, and pop a Zantac, and try not to bore one's friends with too many trite stories about how weird and uncomfortable and yet cool this whole pregnancy thing is, and by the way, yeah, that's probably a foot, isn't that wild?!, and oh, that's mommy's bladder, I'll be back in two minutes, and no dessert for me, thanks, I'm truly stuffed.

Now if you want to talk beached whale -- you really feel like one when the only way to get yourself out of bed is literally to roll out.

This is not to say that Britney's not a sloppy girl, but odds are that the press is less interested in catching Jennifer Garner with a drop of ice cream on her melons.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-13-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sometimes the food stains happen in public and one does not have time to run home and change, and one does not fucking care, because one had to shift position fourteen times during the meal to stay comfortable, and take three bathroom breaks, and hold a glass of ice water against one's impressive globes to get one's body temperature to regulate somewhat, and pop a Zantac, and try not to bore one's friends with too many trite stories about how weird and uncomfortable and yet cool this whole pregnancy thing is, and by the way, yeah, that's probably a foot, isn't that wild?!, and oh, that's mommy's bladder, I'll be back in two minutes, and no dessert for me, thanks, I'm truly stuffed.

Now if you want to talk beached whale -- you really feel like one when the only way to get yourself out of bed is literally to roll out.

This is not to say that Britney's not a sloppy girl, but odds are that the press is less interested in catching Jennifer Garner with a drop of ice cream on her melons.

Preganancy is SOOOOOO hard. The 8 billion women who have gone through it before me had it SOOOOOOO much easier.

It's fun being PLF.

dtb · 09-13-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Preganancy is SOOOOOO hard. The 8 million women who have gone through it before me had it SOOOOOOO much easier.

It's fun being PLF.

8 million? I think you're off by rather a large factor.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-13-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
8 million? I think you're off by rather a large factor.

Crap. I feel like Dr. Evil. I edited it.

dtb · 09-13-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crap. I feel like Dr. Evil. I edited it.

Good man.

Hank Chinaski · 09-13-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Preganancy is SOOOOOO hard. The 8 billion women who have gone through it before me had it SOOOOOOO much easier.

It's fun being PLF.

8 billion? I still think you're off by rather a large factor.

NotFromHere · 09-13-2005, 02:16 PM

Hank has been spending too much time with the photoshop.

Elijah Wood is finally addressing those gay rumors. And unlike Tom Cruise, he’s not threatening to sue. Wood says he likes to surf the Web and look at doctored photos that put him in compromising positions with men.

“There’s one that’s called elijahwoodisveryverygay, which is actually a personal favorite of mine, it’s absolutely hilarious,” Wood said, reports World Entertainment News Network. “It’s this kind of joke Web site that maintains that they have proof that I am very, very gay in various photographs — photographic evidence (of me) holding hands with a male.”

Wood says some of the “photos” are pretty realistic. “I was actually at a film festival once... and this fan came up with a gift... I open the gift in front of all these people that I’m talking to and it happens to be a photo from one of these Web sites of me and [LOTR co-star] Dominic Monaghan making sweet love,” Wood explains.” If you didn’t know any better, it kinda looks real. These people have a lot of time on their hands and my hat’s off (to them) because it’s very good work.””