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Shape Shifter · 08-19-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
here you go

Apology from administrator

This was very funny.

Are we even now? God, this is so embarrassing.

Penske_Account · 08-19-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This was very funny.

Are we even now? God, this is so embarrassing.

Welcome back! You were missed. Slave give you the make-up sex yet?

Shape Shifter · 08-19-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Welcome back! You were missed. Slave give you the make-up sex yet?

I haven't heard from that little slut since he went to Vegas. But thank you for asking.

ltl/fb · 08-19-2004, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
As if the beach volleyball dancers weren't enough, get a load of the Olympic mascot. It's like a next-generation Joe Camel. I wonder if NBC ran it past the FCC.

you made that up, right? The penis head/body with the ball-like feet at the bottom? That can't actually be the mascot.

If it is indeed the mascot, and there is a version made of latex or silicone or something, and there are little vibrating balls in the feet, I will take one. Esp. if it is about 7 3/4 in long and 5 in. in circumference.

ETA sorry, I meant to say 7 1/2 in long and 5 3/4 in circumference.

Shape Shifter · 08-19-2004, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
you made that up, right? The penis head/body with the ball-like feet at the bottom? That can't actually be the mascot.

If it is indeed the mascot, and there is a version made of latex or silicone or something, and there are little vibrating balls in the feet, I will take one. Esp. if it is about 7 3/4 in long and 5 in. in circumference.

Hank is only 6'11".

ltl/fb · 08-19-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

He kinda has a point about the feminization of men thing. The Olympic Penis seems to be wearing an orange dress.

ETA perhaps they realized in some archeological dig that the Olympic rings were actually cockrings awarded to those who performed best naked covered in olive oil.

Dave · 08-19-2004, 11:03 PM

Having missed today, I am very confused. Just how many Paigow socks ARE there?

the Spartan · 08-19-2004, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Dave
......Paigow

Who!?!?

str8outavannuys · 08-20-2004, 01:17 AM

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In Amazing Race this past week, two of the teams got swindled in Tanzania by a guy wearing a Canadian flag hat, and a shirt that said something about Calgary. They got charged $100 for a bus ride that other teams were charged $5, and then looked like they had to pay more on top of that. I'm disgusted.

That said, I was thrilled to see Myrna and Shmyrna go. I'm rooting for Chip and Kim or the God squad, cause they crack me up, but really at this point I'd be happy to see anyone win. The "bowling moms" from Lancaster or Palmdale or wherever are truly amazingly good at the physical stuff. Props to them.

str8outavannuys · 08-20-2004, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
To this day, "Real Genius" does not get the respect it deserves.

Val Kilmer's going to be starring in a musical version of The 10 Commandments. Every time I think about that, I think of "One" from "A Chorus Line," but more like:

One! Don't have any other
gods except this guy right here (da da da da da da da) . . .

str8outavannuys · 08-20-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not currently, but I make a fine tomato-basil soup.

and I only went to Yale for a weekend once to visit someone. don't tell anyone. I actually went to school in Canada. But Canadians are allowed to go to Yale for school. Fyi.

Ah . . . i gotcha. Take Avenue Road to University to the Gardner Expressway to the QEW, cross at the Peace Bridge, take the NY Thruway all the way to the Mass Pike, down the 91, and exit at Orange Street. Fun drive.

str8outavannuys · 08-20-2004, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do they have to get special shots or anything? Or do they just let 'em in?

I know this was a joke, but the answer is yes, at least when I went, foreign students needed to have proof of lots of things before they were a) allowed in the country and b) allowed to enroll. These things included a) evidence of all necessary innoculations, and b) evidence of sufficient financial resources.

str8outavannuys · 08-20-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Of course. I never read people's sig lines. But I brought up "Lazlo" last night and no one knew who I was talking about.

Interesting avatar-themed post. Lazlo is Uncle Rico in "Napoleon Dynamite."

str8outavannuys · 08-20-2004, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by Been There, Done That
Whiff. Please stick to links from msn.com.

a quick burrito search would note that burritos have been done out of hand many times over and its always the same, while the demand in most of our cities for burritos is quite high all of the burrito places outside of so cali blow. I don’t’ understand how that can be given the cheap ingredients and unskilled labor but its probably explained by the same phenomenon by which Coltrane is able to hang onto sequels despiute the diminishing returns he provides.

Go to San Francisco. For whatever reason, its burritos are generally two or three levels of yumminess above those in the Los Angeles basin. We do good tacos here and some very tasty fajitas, and decent chips and salsa, and very nice tamales . . . but we can't get the $6 burrito right. One of the world's great unsolved mysteries.

Flinty_McFlint · 08-20-2004, 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I know this was a joke, but the answer is yes, at least when I went , foreign students needed to have proof of lots of things before they were a) allowed in the country and b) allowed to enroll. These things included a) evidence of all necessary innoculations, and b) evidence of sufficient financial resources.

When you went where?