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05-04-2005, 07:38 PM
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#4756
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Speaking of hanging out
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, I managed not to freak out when I saw a water mocassin this weekend, but I'd visibly flinch if I came close to that.
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Hey now! I'm a "her" not a "that."
And my hair is a bit longer now.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-04-2005, 07:39 PM
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#4757
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Television gods smile on RT
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's where you're wrong, sister. The "beepobopobeepbahbeep bop boop" is worth it by itself. And I've never seen one that wasn't funny.
Elmer Fudd?
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YOu enjoy the God Machine sound? I didn't realize you were such a fan of ventriloquism.
Wait, I just had a moment. Is mmmmmmmmmmm your dummy? |
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05-04-2005, 07:42 PM
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#4758
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*sniff*
I love the juxtaposition of the monikers. Special props to Juan the Marine (Original). |
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05-04-2005, 07:44 PM
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#4759
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Television gods smile on RT
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
YOu enjoy the God Machine sound? I didn't realize you were such a fan of ventriloquism.
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I don't think you know what ventriloquism is.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wait, I just had a moment. Is mmmmmmmmmmm your dummy?
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If "dummy" means "little bitch," then, yez.
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05-04-2005, 07:45 PM
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#4760
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*sniff*
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"Meredith, puuusshhh!"
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Ooooooooooooooooh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd, Meredith.
If I never hear those words again, it will be too soon. |
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05-04-2005, 07:57 PM
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#4761
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Television gods smile on RT
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wait, I just had a moment. Is mmmmmmmmmmm your dummy?
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I thought that was EvenOdds, or vice versa?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-04-2005, 08:03 PM
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#4762
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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HELP! Urgent info needed
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Originally posted by dtb
Jesus hangs out in Harvard Square?
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JC - Julia Child (it's a Boston thing)
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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05-04-2005, 08:09 PM
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#4763
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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HELP! Urgent info needed
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
JC - Julia Child (it's a Boston thing)
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Actually, I'm thinking the place would be even less cool now if she was still hanging out there. Smellier, too.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-04-2005, 08:11 PM
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#4764
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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No way, Holmes
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05-04-2005, 08:14 PM
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#4765
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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No way, Holmes
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
(gross picture)
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Nice cold sores.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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05-04-2005, 08:14 PM
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#4766
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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No way, Holmes
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Katie Holmes Pic
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Does this refute her statement about remaining a virgin?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-04-2005, 08:18 PM
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#4767
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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circle jerk
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's up to each person to decide how he or she wants to celebrate National Masturbation Month.
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Unfortunately, many are worried that the holiday has fallen victim to American crass commercialization.
Sigh. It's just one small step from private moments of ecstasy to another humdrum merchandise sale in Eckerds' aisle 5.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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05-04-2005, 08:19 PM
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#4768
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Unfortunately, many are worried that the holiday has fallen victim to American crass commercialization.
Sigh. It's just one small step from private moments of ecstasy to another humdrum merchandise sale in Eckerds' aisle 5.
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Will there be 1/2 price Cinco de Mayo candy for sale on Friday? Just curious.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-04-2005, 08:23 PM
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#4769
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Will there be 1/2 price Cinco de Mayo candy for sale on Friday? Just curious.
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Will there be 1/2 price vibrators on sale in June?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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05-04-2005, 08:25 PM
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#4770
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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circle jerk
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Will there be 1/2 price vibrators on sale in June?
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Ooooh, I hope so!
I claim that the cold medicine made me conflate "Aisle 5" and "holiday" to think we were talking about cinco de mayo, not masturbation month.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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